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rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
February 28 2012 21:26 GMT
#401
That's pretty weird.
Anyway it's a niche... like the car diving thing some years ago: dumb but not frequent.

We got teens that kill people, sticking something in their ass doesn't sound so incredible.
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
Roeder
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark735 Posts
February 28 2012 21:27 GMT
#402
Survival of the fittest. Sorting stupid from common sense.
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StarStrider
Profile Joined August 2011
United States689 Posts
February 28 2012 21:32 GMT
#403
On February 29 2012 05:49 Kaitlin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 29 2012 05:41 StarStrider wrote:
On February 29 2012 05:24 Kaitlin wrote:


I can't believe you are defending this. First, alcohol's intended consumption method is through the mouth. Second, some drugs are intended to be taken orally, others are intended to be taken rectally. So, yes, it's normal to DRINK alcohol though the mouth. What is it called when you take it up the ass ? Tuesday ?



I think you missed the point. Even if you take it in through the mouth you're still poisoning your body. It's like saying "At least I snort heroin and don't shoot it up." There is no normal way to intake poison. Just because society says it is normal doesn't mean it it.


I didn't miss the point. The alcohol these morons are consuming is intended to be ingested orally. Alcohol, in small amounts, can be good (red wine). Just because you get drunk faster ingesting it through your ass, or mainlining it into your bloodstream doesn't mean it's safe. The liver takes care of it when ingested normally, not when not "used as directed" so to speak.


The liver takes care of it normally? The liver isn't supposed to have to take care of it. If your alcohol was good for your body your liver wouldn't filter it. It's a poison. Just because in small doses that poison happens to help your circulation doesn't make it any less poisonous. And anyway, what do you suppose happens to the alcohol when ingested through your vajayjay? Same thing that happens when you ingest it orally. It gets filtered by the liver. The problem is it is much worse because it spends more time in your blood, can do more damage to your organs and brain, etc. Ingesting it orally is safer relative to this, but: Neither method is safe. That was the point of his post.
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Renent
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada302 Posts
February 28 2012 21:59 GMT
#404
On February 29 2012 06:32 StarStrider wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 29 2012 05:49 Kaitlin wrote:
On February 29 2012 05:41 StarStrider wrote:
On February 29 2012 05:24 Kaitlin wrote:


I can't believe you are defending this. First, alcohol's intended consumption method is through the mouth. Second, some drugs are intended to be taken orally, others are intended to be taken rectally. So, yes, it's normal to DRINK alcohol though the mouth. What is it called when you take it up the ass ? Tuesday ?



I think you missed the point. Even if you take it in through the mouth you're still poisoning your body. It's like saying "At least I snort heroin and don't shoot it up." There is no normal way to intake poison. Just because society says it is normal doesn't mean it it.


I didn't miss the point. The alcohol these morons are consuming is intended to be ingested orally. Alcohol, in small amounts, can be good (red wine). Just because you get drunk faster ingesting it through your ass, or mainlining it into your bloodstream doesn't mean it's safe. The liver takes care of it when ingested normally, not when not "used as directed" so to speak.


The liver takes care of it normally? The liver isn't supposed to have to take care of it. If your alcohol was good for your body your liver wouldn't filter it. It's a poison. Just because in small doses that poison happens to help your circulation doesn't make it any less poisonous. And anyway, what do you suppose happens to the alcohol when ingested through your vajayjay? Same thing that happens when you ingest it orally. It gets filtered by the liver. The problem is it is much worse because it spends more time in your blood, can do more damage to your organs and brain, etc. Ingesting it orally is safer relative to this, but: Neither method is safe. That was the point of his post.


IIRC, Your body produces low amounts of ethanol, and it is essential to human life.... this is also pretty old book knowledge I am trying to recall.
Woof
Reyis
Profile Joined August 2009
Pitcairn287 Posts
February 28 2012 22:00 GMT
#405
On February 29 2012 05:49 Kaitlin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 29 2012 05:41 StarStrider wrote:
On February 29 2012 05:24 Kaitlin wrote:


I can't believe you are defending this. First, alcohol's intended consumption method is through the mouth. Second, some drugs are intended to be taken orally, others are intended to be taken rectally. So, yes, it's normal to DRINK alcohol though the mouth. What is it called when you take it up the ass ? Tuesday ?



I think you missed the point. Even if you take it in through the mouth you're still poisoning your body. It's like saying "At least I snort heroin and don't shoot it up." There is no normal way to intake poison. Just because society says it is normal doesn't mean it it.


I didn't miss the point. The alcohol these morons are consuming is intended to be ingested orally. Alcohol, in small amounts, can be good (red wine). Just because you get drunk faster ingesting it through your ass, or mainlining it into your bloodstream doesn't mean it's safe. The liver takes care of it when ingested normally, not when not "used as directed" so to speak.



you do believe on lots of hoax stuff i see.

bla bla sure, alcohol is healthy, drinking it definetly not harming you at all.. 1 glass of wine a day, keeps the evil poopy spirits out of the bay..

are you living in a hut? how did you managed to get an internet connection? rofl seriously..

that just made you sound so stupid. maybe in future when you grow up you will understand what ive meant..

ty StarStrider for pointing out clearly what i was trying to tell.
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NIJ
Profile Joined March 2010
1012 Posts
February 28 2012 22:01 GMT
#406
Okay for guys yeah its wtf. But for girls it kinda sounds kinky.

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Perseverance
Profile Joined February 2010
Japan2800 Posts
February 28 2012 22:02 GMT
#407
...........so incredibly wrong.
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Perseverance
Profile Joined February 2010
Japan2800 Posts
February 28 2012 22:04 GMT
#408
On February 29 2012 06:27 Roeder wrote:
Survival of the fittest. Sorting stupid from common sense.


Technology has effectively destroyed "survival of the fittest".
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Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
February 28 2012 22:06 GMT
#409
On February 29 2012 07:01 NIJ wrote:
Okay for guys yeah its wtf. But for girls it kinda sounds kinky.


Horny teenager alert :D
fiveohfive
Profile Joined February 2012
Australia81 Posts
February 28 2012 22:08 GMT
#410
Well there could be worse thing Teenagers could be shoving up their butts!............ (awkward silence)
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Scorm
Profile Joined April 2011
United States104 Posts
February 28 2012 22:09 GMT
#411
Wow... This is absurd. Just goes to show how stupid this generation is. I should know, I teach them... /facepalm
“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.” -Anton LaVey
Atyp1cal
Profile Joined February 2012
United States5 Posts
February 28 2012 22:12 GMT
#412
This type of shit does not surprise me. When I was stationed in Europe I used to hang out with these chicks that would stick E pills up their pooper like supositories.

Some kids will do anything to catch a buzz or if they think it will get them fucked up faster/harder.
Kaitlin
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2958 Posts
February 28 2012 22:15 GMT
#413
On February 29 2012 07:04 Perseverance wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 29 2012 06:27 Roeder wrote:
Survival of the fittest. Sorting stupid from common sense.


Technology has effectively destroyed "survival of the fittest".


Funny, this actually crossed my mind earlier. Survival of the fittest would seem to result in generations getting smarter, not dumber. I think there is an opposite correlation between social and intellectual, and with the internet, twitter, facebook, all that stuff, this is the most social generation. In generations past, the kids that had no friends at school tended to become very smart because they had nothing to do but be with their thoughts and study. This generation, the kids that have no friends at school go home and get social on the internet. Pretty soon we're going to be putting Gatorade on our lawns.
1Eris1
Profile Joined September 2010
United States5797 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-28 23:58:46
February 28 2012 22:15 GMT
#414
This emote precisely describes my reaction to this

Thankfully at my highschool, we're still pretty old fashioned as far as to what we stick up our vaginas/ass's.
edit: wow I worded that badly
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Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
February 28 2012 22:24 GMT
#415
I saw a Norwegian movie once where they shaved a patch of hair on top of their head, soaked a teabag in (pure?) alcohol and laid it on top of their skull for a few moments. Supposed to be a cheap way to get real drunk real fast. So yeah, not too surprised by this. To sum up my thoughts though:

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FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
February 28 2012 22:24 GMT
#416
I'm in high school and I have never heard of this.
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
FoeHamr
Profile Joined December 2010
United States489 Posts
February 28 2012 22:25 GMT
#417
Thats just retarded. LoL who would think of that, much less do it. Just drink a beer jesus.
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skatbone
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1005 Posts
February 28 2012 22:38 GMT
#418
Poopular thread.
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gunman103
Profile Joined February 2011
United States84 Posts
February 28 2012 22:39 GMT
#419
On February 29 2012 07:25 FoeHamr wrote:
Thats just retarded. LoL who would think of that, much less do it. Just drink a beer jesus.

Yea well, kids are retarded when it comes to alcohol
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
February 28 2012 22:43 GMT
#420
As time goes on, kids seem to find more and more ways to fuck themselves up.
At least it's rectal, so a lot of kids probably won't do it just for that.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
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