EPTA few signs are: constantly moving in circles, being pretty heavy and kind of sphere-shaped, most people only being interested in what is going on on your surface, stuff like that.
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Simberto
Germany11947 Posts
A few signs are: constantly moving in circles, being pretty heavy and kind of sphere-shaped, most people only being interested in what is going on on your surface, stuff like that. | ||
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Dark_Chill
Canada3353 Posts
On January 27 2014 17:20 Simberto wrote: Plus, i'll go with a hunch here and say that you notice if you are a planet. A few signs are: constantly moving in circles, being pretty heavy and kind of sphere-shaped, most people only being interested in what is going on on your surface, stuff like that. This is great. "Now children, make sure to exercise daily. You don't want to be at risk of becoming a planet, do you?" | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
On January 27 2014 17:20 Simberto wrote: Plus, i'll go with a hunch here and say that you notice if you are a planet. A few signs are: constantly moving in circles, being pretty heavy and kind of sphere-shaped, most people only being interested in what is going on on your surface, stuff like that. Why don't people respect planets? They have feelings too, don't they?! | ||
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Simberto
Germany11947 Posts
I am just saying that you notice if you are one, you know. | ||
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Najda
United States3765 Posts
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Orcasgt24
Canada3238 Posts
On January 29 2014 07:48 Najda wrote: What was that sc2 site that people from reddit got together and made? http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/ | ||
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Najda
United States3765 Posts
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
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Dark_Chill
Canada3353 Posts
On January 29 2014 10:01 SilverSkyLark wrote: This is more of a survey, but if you could be a fruit, why? What do you mean by fruit? I'd be a dragon fruit. It sounds really cool and, even though I've haven't tasted it yet, probably tastes awesome. | ||
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NewSunshine
United States5938 Posts
On January 29 2014 10:01 SilverSkyLark wrote: This is more of a survey, but if you could be a fruit, why? I got approached by a wizard in a dark alley one time, long ago. He was cloaked, and revealed himself to be a magically animated skeleton, to my amazement. It introduced itself to me as Hyxx-Malgathor. Hesitantly, I approached it, wondering whether I was in fact conscious or, perhaps, hallucinating. If I was in fact conscious, and not hallucinating, I wanted this to be a story I could tell my peers later on, however I digress. He asked me, quite suddenly, "do we have a deal?", at which point I was sure I was hallucinating, despite going through a process of elimination to determine that I was not, in fact, hallucinating, but I digress. A step back I take, and then a double-take at what's been happening, as though it was a hallucination, even though I was sure I wasn't hallucinating. I pinched myself and everything. Then suddenly, the skeleton thing shot a blue ball of sorcery-magic at me, and I braced for impact and pain, but there was none. I look again back to where the mystifying Hyxx-Malgathor was, and he was gone. I hear a burp, though it came not from me. I noticed a sheet of paper in my pocket, written upon it some gibberish, in the end an incantation. I try chanting it once, some time later, whilst focusing on a rock I found in my other pocket. It turned into a grape. I had a new power. And that's why I could be a fruit. But I choose not to. | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On January 27 2014 16:34 TAMinator wrote: How do I know if I'm not on a planet that is made for experimentation on the behavioural responses of humans throughout their lifetime? You don't, but it's highly unlikely. On January 27 2014 16:07 Dogfoodboy16 wrote: Why are women are less funny than men? I have no idea. There are *a few* women comedians that are really funny but for the most part women are just not as funny as men. That's not a stupid question though, that's a great question. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States46263 Posts
On January 27 2014 16:28 wptlzkwjd wrote: What...? http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=esquire joke&sm=3 I watched the second one... the one with Lake Bell... and I am not disappointed. The joke was funny too. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States46263 Posts
On January 29 2014 10:01 SilverSkyLark wrote: This is more of a survey, but if you could be a fruit, why? My last name is Mango. #livingthedream | ||
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Najda
United States3765 Posts
On January 29 2014 12:11 Reason wrote: I have no idea. There are *a few* women comedians that are really funny but for the most part women are just not as funny as men. That's not a stupid question though, that's a great question. Women just have different expectations of them and are looked at differently which makes it harder for them to succeed as comedians while society (society maaaan...) puts more expecations on men to be funny. | ||
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Murlox
France1699 Posts
I can only think of one situation where women may act less funnily than men, and that's towards their children. I see mothers seem to always prioritize the educational aspect of things, promote doing homework, respecting the rules, all the non-funny things to their progenitors, while dads look more inclined to be here for distraction purposes. That's just both my view and tendencies. --- Why do I always find my penis not big enough, despite it being "ok" size (~16cm) Why do I always want to have another girlfriend, just when I got one ? | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States46263 Posts
On January 29 2014 15:02 Murlox wrote: Why do I always want to have another girlfriend, just when I got one ? When you're single, all you see is happy couples. And when you're taken, all you see is sexy hookers. | ||
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Dogfoodboy16
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States46263 Posts
On January 30 2014 01:25 Dogfoodboy16 wrote: Why do all large corporations not only hire women employees? They would only have to pay women 70 percent of a mans salary for doing the same job. Cutting costs by a third would be a big deal for any company I would assume. I assume it would be at least tangentially related to the stereotype that women are both physically and psychologically weaker than men, so you'd be sacrificing productivity (in jobs with physical labor) and potential success (in white collar jobs that demand authoritativeness and hard decision-making) for paying less... but if your company makes less, then you have to pay less anyway, so you might as well make more. The image of your company is often times just as important as your actual results, and everyone's heard those opinions that women aren't as physically or mentally strong as men, that they're more emotional and less logical, etc., even if there exists plenty of exceptions. | ||
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Overpowered
Czech Republic764 Posts
On January 30 2014 01:25 Dogfoodboy16 wrote: Why do all large corporations not only hire women employees? They would only have to pay women 70 percent of a mans salary for doing the same job. Cutting costs by a third would be a big deal for any company I would assume. I am not an expert on this, but the risk that they would get pregnant and disappear for 3+ years can do something with that. Men are more career oriented and in general safer long-term bet, in my opinion. As for why women aren't funny, I would recommend reading this article and watching the video by Hitch: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701 The video | ||
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
On January 30 2014 02:02 Overpowered wrote: Men are more career oriented and in general safer long-term bet. source please the sexism on this page is getting a little overwhelming | ||
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