one time i went to a club and saw this hot chick so i made everyone leave then i fucked her till she said she was my long lost cousin1!!! Awesome StOry

HubertCumberdale

Sweden127 Posts

November 01 2004 12:25 GMT

#49

yeah its pretty obvious it was made up.

first, there are no girls that are 13 with "great tits". Girls 13 are flat, or have littlepudges on their breasts. second, i fingered a girl for the first time when i was 14 and she was 13 and i'm now dating a 21 year old and you can tell the difference in a girls physical appearance... It's really blatant.

anyway, i was expecing her being a man at the end. that shit never gets old =]

Orlandu

China2450 Posts

November 01 2004 12:32 GMT

#50

Yeah Sheets (or is it Sheetz?) is all over the place in Virginia. I was just in the Richmond area myself, everytime I go theres a particular Sheets that I go to. Seems like such a cool little store. We don't have them here =[ ... or 7/11's

Gandalf the Wizard

United States163 Posts

November 01 2004 14:59 GMT

#51

A 13 year old with big tits? She'll have watermelons by the time she's 20.

Night2o1

315 Posts

November 02 2004 06:31 GMT

#52

My ex-gf had C cup when she was 13, I think. Maybe a little smaller.
She still wears a 32 C cup now.

oPtioNaLk

Korea (South)564 Posts

November 02 2004 06:35 GMT

#53

Haha by far the best one yet. Keep em coming.

BigBalls

United States5354 Posts

November 02 2004 06:44 GMT

#54

I'll try to make my next story funny for everyone.

i have a few in mind.......

Jim

Sweden1965 Posts

November 02 2004 21:18 GMT

#55

I thought this one was the funniest.

ChApFoU

France2986 Posts

November 02 2004 21:39 GMT

#56

On November 01 2004 17:43 BigBalls wrote:

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lol.

the best part of the story is....

IT'S ENTIRELY MADE UP!!! Haha, one of evan's buddies from home made the whole fucking thing up. he must have gotten some inspiration somewhere, but yeah, it never happened, lol.

hopefully, damn fucking a 13 years old girl ! that's 1 1/2 year more than my little cousin Y-U-K ! if that ever happens to me i would just go straight out to psychiatrist

HorsementalitY

United States1159 Posts

November 02 2004 21:51 GMT

#57

hahah..bigballs im from worcester man..i went to south high, now at bryant university in RI..anyways i know the palladium, its aight but the best slutty place in worcester is Shhabooms, prolly spelt differently, that club is ridiculous, u go in there on a thursday night and its filled with 15 year olds everywhere, and they are al dressed mad slutty, its amazing these little girls are able to leave their houses like that. but anyways ya, if u want ass u can easily get it when you goto there, just be protected and watch urself, worcester is turnhing dangerous of late, they've been having driveby's and what not. great story tho.
ps- how old is evan?? and what HS did he goto? i faintly know an evan, could be a different one but u never kno