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dork
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada2207 Posts
October 30 2004 08:10 GMT
#21
haha cant wait till next weeks story

same bigballs time
same bigballs channel
staring at the world through the rear view
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 30 2004 08:13 GMT
#22
Oh god this one was awesome as always.

hahaha

Love your story's bigballs !
Nal_Testie
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada1257 Posts
October 30 2004 08:20 GMT
#23
BigBalls, I want to hire you.
I don't know for what.
And I have no money..
Actually...
Ok, I just hope you write more stories.
The fact that we have flamethrowers means at some point someone said to himself - Gee I sure would like to set those people on fire over there but im just not close enough to get the job done, if only I had something that would throw the flame on them
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 30 2004 08:40 GMT
#24
On October 30 2004 16:35 j-man wrote:
sheetz is awesome man.. awesome.


you got them near you too?

i had never heard of it until i came to college
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Capulet
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada686 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-10-30 09:34:39
October 30 2004 09:04 GMT
#25
start the "Third Best Page in the Universe"
"I'm just killing the spiders to save the butterflies... Wanting to save both is a contradiction. What would you rather do? Keep deliberating? The butterfly will be eaten in the meantime."
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 30 2004 09:26 GMT
#26
what are the first two?
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Capulet
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada686 Posts
October 30 2004 09:33 GMT
#27
1- http://maddox.xmission.com/
2- http://www.ninjapirate.com/
3- BigBalls!
"I'm just killing the spiders to save the butterflies... Wanting to save both is a contradiction. What would you rather do? Keep deliberating? The butterfly will be eaten in the meantime."
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
October 30 2004 09:41 GMT
#28
That was a good read . Man, you have some messed up college friends .
Penguin
Profile Joined October 2002
Australia388 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-10-30 10:43:37
October 30 2004 10:42 GMT
#29
"When we were driving home, cooter gave his side of the story: "The kid was charging at me, and when he got close, i ducked and his shoulder rammed into the car and i fell over and he jumped on top of me and got one punch in before i threw him off and daut grabbed him."

cooter, you're a fucking moron who fights and remembers it about as well as my senile grandmother. The fucker had a black eye for a week and deserved it."

Hahaha, a genuine LOL.
Live and let live...
yeehaw
Profile Joined October 2004
San Marino888 Posts
October 30 2004 11:16 GMT
#30
Heh cooter, if you didn't have enough sense to say he hit you ten or eleven times, at least tell it like it is, okay?
G_G
yeehaw
Profile Joined October 2004
San Marino888 Posts
October 30 2004 11:18 GMT
#31
I have read a few of bigballs sotry, and i love the soap drama Someone should start a index of links to bigballs story. Keep up the good work!
G_G
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 30 2004 11:50 GMT
#32
I think at the end of college i may just collect all the stories and try to get it published, haha.

I might as well, I do have a decent amount of cursing in them, but hey, who doesnt want to read stupid and funny college shit.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
AMD_STorM
Profile Joined July 2004
China50 Posts
October 30 2004 11:51 GMT
#33
haha, interesting
I love Sinky, I love STAR, I love Boxer
oPtioNaLk
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)564 Posts
October 30 2004 12:04 GMT
#34
Nothin better than watching your friend get his ass kicked and then gettin paid for it.
AmazingFlash
Profile Joined October 2004
582 Posts
October 30 2004 12:52 GMT
#35
first story owned, this story doesn't own cookies ;(.
RuGbUg
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2347 Posts
October 30 2004 13:33 GMT
#36
you guys must be some major rednecks because what kind of name is cooter
anguish: its like that time i asked my bestfriend who happened to be black if his dick was bigger than mine anguish: he got angry anguish: and told me i was racist and gay
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 30 2004 13:50 GMT
#37
Haha bigballs has some great stories. :D Nice read.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 30 2004 13:51 GMT
#38
There is a really dumb story behind it. Apparently someone was calling him shooter cause he's good at bball, but someone thought everyone was calling him cooter, so he called my buddy cooter, and the name stuck.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 30 2004 13:53 GMT
#39
so i was clicking around checking people's profiles on TL when i clicked buddy by accident. i didnt know there were buddy lists, lol, im real observant.

none of you mother fuckers ever added me.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
RuGbUg
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2347 Posts
October 30 2004 13:58 GMT
#40
buddy list for a forum is a bit far if you ask me
anguish: its like that time i asked my bestfriend who happened to be black if his dick was bigger than mine anguish: he got angry anguish: and told me i was racist and gay
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