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Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
July 12 2004 11:36 GMT
#21
tell me; why don't you see any 5 year old zeppelin fans?
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Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
July 12 2004 11:37 GMT
#22
On July 12 2004 20:36 roSe[RaCe] wrote:
Nazgul, no more posting, just get back to SC!
if you do I'll give you a shinny nickel eh? eh?

I'll stick around for a bit just to make sure he doesn't dump his girl under the motto "Who said I needed you?"

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STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
July 12 2004 11:37 GMT
#23
um. hey. it means u do whatever she wants you to. she owns u. i think u should cheat on her she sounds like one of those cell phone bitches
B.GoD_AnGRY
Profile Joined January 2003
Chile334 Posts
July 12 2004 11:39 GMT
#24
On July 12 2004 20:36 [pG]Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
tell me; why don't you see any 5 year old zeppelin fans?


c'mon man..5 <<<< 15....

Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
July 12 2004 11:39 GMT
#25
hahah
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chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
July 12 2004 11:41 GMT
#26
On July 12 2004 20:08 LedZeppelin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 12 2004 19:59 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:
15 and a led zeppelin fan? weren't they before your time?

im a fan of any form of rock, especially classic.


I know a million 15 year old zeppelin fans :D
:O
roSe[RaCe]
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada334 Posts
July 12 2004 11:43 GMT
#27
I NEVER SAID LEAVE HER!
I said act liek you no need her, and she will learn the he is nobody's bitch!
http://cafe.daum.net/raceclan/
LedZeppelin
Profile Joined March 2004
United States226 Posts
July 12 2004 12:01 GMT
#28
lol im still baffled as to why she thinks im whipped, its not like i wouldnt admit it if i was. hell i made her clean my room. how am i whipped? asdf.
ZEPPELIN RULES.
our shadows taller than our soul
DreamOfVision
Profile Joined April 2004
Poland318 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-12 12:04:02
July 12 2004 12:03 GMT
#29
If she asks you do to a certin task for her (job), do what peter griffen did.

Point at your zipper and say "i got a job for you right here"

lol sorry but im watching Family guy, couldent resist


ZEPPELIN RULEZ
Oceans
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada284 Posts
July 12 2004 12:06 GMT
#30
Tell her to drop to her knees, smile like a donut, and peck like a chicken.
Again
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
July 12 2004 12:07 GMT
#31
maybe what she meant was that she takes your money and then fucks other guys
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
July 12 2004 12:10 GMT
#32
take her to the mall
find something she likes
have her model it for you
get the salesperson all effusive about how great it looks
have her take it to the register
when it comes time to pay say, "no, it's too expensive."
apologize to the salesperson for wasting her time and explain that you wanted to teach your girlfriend a lesson
immediately walk out of the store and buy some coffee
sit down and drink it and don't say a word to her
JAM THE FUCKER!
LedZeppelin
Profile Joined March 2004
United States226 Posts
July 12 2004 12:13 GMT
#33
On July 12 2004 21:10 Casper... wrote:
take her to the mall
find something she likes
have her model it for you
get the salesperson all effusive about how great it looks
have her take it to the register
when it comes time to pay say, "no, it's too expensive."
apologize to the salesperson for wasting her time and explain that you wanted to teach your girlfriend a lesson
immediately walk out of the store and buy some coffee
sit down and drink it and don't say a word to her

LOL.
this may be the best plan i've heard in my life.
our shadows taller than our soul
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
July 12 2004 12:13 GMT
#34
hahahah

funny and highly effective on top of it! go for it I'd say
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LedZeppelin
Profile Joined March 2004
United States226 Posts
July 12 2004 12:14 GMT
#35
On July 12 2004 21:07 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
maybe what she meant was that she takes your money and then fucks other guys

uh doubtful since ive never even given her any money.
our shadows taller than our soul
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-12 12:18:21
July 12 2004 12:17 GMT
#36
well maybe she was joking except it wasnt funny to anyone. or lying for no reason. bitches do that shit a lot

or maybe she likes to give herself credit for the fact that yes, u like sex
LedZeppelin
Profile Joined March 2004
United States226 Posts
July 14 2004 08:23 GMT
#37
damn, missed the chance to try casper's plan. oh well. i think shes got the roles backwards. yesterday she was pissin me off so i said some shit to her and was like "shut the fuck up bitch." then shes like "oh my god its so sexy when u take control of me like that." score.
our shadows taller than our soul
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
July 14 2004 08:27 GMT
#38
Sometimes, you just gotta slap a ho.
x[ReaPeR]x
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3447 Posts
July 14 2004 08:29 GMT
#39
On July 12 2004 20:36 [pG]Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
tell me; why don't you see any 5 year old zeppelin fans?


I was a 5 year old Zeppelin fan, but I'm not in Holland ^_^
ILoveOOv ownZ everyone!!! ~ Lamer List: Mynock, naventus
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
July 14 2004 08:30 GMT
#40
On July 14 2004 17:23 LedZeppelin wrote:
damn, missed the chance to try casper's plan. oh well. i think shes got the roles backwards. yesterday she was pissin me off so i said some shit to her and was like "shut the fuck up bitch." then shes like "oh my god its so sexy when u take control of me like that." score.


well,
Sometimes, you just gotta slap a ho.
:O
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