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chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
June 09 2004 10:49 GMT
#41
On June 09 2004 19:45 Ryan307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2004 19:21 Ryan307 wrote:
hmmm
you're right, uplifting doesn't fit ...
you should change the title too... "My story about karma"
:O!


i vote "3 pricks down, and a cat badly injured: sounds uplifting to me"
:O
Dang-it
Profile Joined December 2003
United States557 Posts
June 09 2004 11:25 GMT
#42
lol when you said i went to rob ( the person who lives at the house) i thought you meant since the cops were there they were distracted so you had a chance to steal somethings until i read the rest
meh?
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3158 Posts
June 09 2004 11:31 GMT
#43
depends how old the kids are,if they were under 10 and the guy beat them with a 2x4.. =\
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
June 09 2004 11:37 GMT
#44
On June 09 2004 20:31 ze7 wrote:
depends how old the kids are,if they were under 10 and the guy beat them with a 2x4.. =\


they were breaking a cat's leg and popoing its eye out...

does it matter if they were 10, 15 or 5 ?
Im back, in pog form!
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
June 09 2004 11:38 GMT
#45
On June 09 2004 19:41 SoleSteeler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2004 19:36 baal wrote:
whats a 2x4 ?


a wood piece? you know, like a standard piece of lumber used for millions of things in carpentry >_<

[image loading]

Why did I find that extremely funny? haha
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
June 09 2004 11:38 GMT
#46
They were probably in their teens or the guy wouldn't need a 2x4.
DevAzTaYtA
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Oman2005 Posts
June 09 2004 11:41 GMT
#47
if they are less than 10 you don't use a two by four, that's just wrong :O
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
June 09 2004 11:42 GMT
#48
On June 09 2004 20:41 DevAzTaYtA wrote:
if they are less than 10 you don't use a two by four, that's just wrong :O


what about torturing a cat to death?
Im back, in pog form!
Ryan307 :)
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States1289 Posts
June 09 2004 11:50 GMT
#49
what makes it even sicker is they were 16, they knew what they were doing.

lucky rob's a big guy, because 1v3 is hard even with a 2 by 4
Dont let the action of factual things fracture your casual swing
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3158 Posts
June 09 2004 11:53 GMT
#50
k thats just fucking wrong.

'happily ever after' type ending though,thats cool.
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
June 09 2004 12:02 GMT
#51
meh
the kids will move on to hookers in 5 years
soonafter, they will graduate to state
penintentiary
JAM THE FUCKER!
RuGbUg
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2347 Posts
June 09 2004 12:02 GMT
#52
the cat will have a rough time with 1 eye and 2 good legs to attempt to poke at things with its ruined depth perception
anguish: its like that time i asked my bestfriend who happened to be black if his dick was bigger than mine anguish: he got angry anguish: and told me i was racist and gay
Dirk
Profile Joined May 2003
United States1339 Posts
June 09 2004 12:02 GMT
#53
Shoulda shot them.
Dont confuse me wit these suckas... cuz when I spit, you here more OOOs than a skip to my lou move.. at the ruckers - Lloyd Banks
RuGbUg
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2347 Posts
June 09 2004 12:04 GMT
#54
with a big dose of heroine
anguish: its like that time i asked my bestfriend who happened to be black if his dick was bigger than mine anguish: he got angry anguish: and told me i was racist and gay
Chobohobo
Profile Joined January 2004
United States945 Posts
June 09 2004 12:22 GMT
#55
On June 09 2004 19:44 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
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On June 09 2004 19:34 Bill307 wrote:
On June 09 2004 19:28 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
im not sure about this, ur allowed to hit people with a 2 by 4 if they're on ur property? i never heard of ths. last i heard if someone is robbing you and breaks their leg on their table they can sue you and u only have a right to defend your life, not to get revenge on ppl forr fucking with ur cat


Well, based on Ryan's post, apparently in Colorado you can do whatever you want to anyone who steps on your property, as long as your reason is somewhat plausible...? o_O


im going to be owning some property in colorado and i want u to come visit ok?


Doesn't work if you invite them in

God Bless America

/emote sheds a tear
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
June 09 2004 12:37 GMT
#56
That just made my day. One tough fucking cat ^ ^
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
June 09 2004 12:46 GMT
#57
On June 09 2004 21:22 Chobohobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2004 19:44 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
On June 09 2004 19:34 Bill307 wrote:
On June 09 2004 19:28 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
im not sure about this, ur allowed to hit people with a 2 by 4 if they're on ur property? i never heard of ths. last i heard if someone is robbing you and breaks their leg on their table they can sue you and u only have a right to defend your life, not to get revenge on ppl forr fucking with ur cat


Well, based on Ryan's post, apparently in Colorado you can do whatever you want to anyone who steps on your property, as long as your reason is somewhat plausible...? o_O


im going to be owning some property in colorado and i want u to come visit ok?


Doesn't work if you invite them in

God Bless America

/emote sheds a tear

it only works if they were trespassing, you cant just throw them into your basement and do whatever you want
good vibes only
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
June 09 2004 12:47 GMT
#58
i could always um.. forget that i invited them.
BlazeD
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada236 Posts
June 09 2004 12:48 GMT
#59
there should be more ppl like rob in this world
goin down around here nigga, get ur motherfuckin head bust, them motherfuckin street lights go out, them real niggerz come out, all the bitch niggerz go in the house, shit is not a game man, dont fuck around n lose ur brain - young buck
Vicious)Soul
Profile Joined May 2003
United States857 Posts
June 09 2004 13:00 GMT
#60
I like cats...
Fuck those kids, I hope the surgery goes wrong
it is a playful smile, like a cheerleader who likes male attention even tho shes actually a prude can-kniving bitch... - stimey
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