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igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
December 12 2009 05:31 GMT
#81
I wouldn't say the 10th guy is a hero, but he's probably turned on by it (and as he said, he wish he remembered what happened better). I hope they find happiness together and share their story with their grandchildren.

These sort of situations seem more like a weird assault than rape, although she might have an std.
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
December 12 2009 05:34 GMT
#82
title should be fixed by a mod or something
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 12 2009 05:41 GMT
#83
Its all for the humor, dont need to fix it.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
sS.NuB
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Angola107 Posts
December 12 2009 05:45 GMT
#84
On December 12 2009 10:16 fanatacist wrote:
Lol typical Russian news, this happens way more often than is documented in public press. A lot of local stories like this are around.


this makes the movie Borat look real lol
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
December 12 2009 05:46 GMT
#85
On December 12 2009 14:41 Disregard wrote:
Its all for the humor, dont need to fix it.


It says "I Soviet Russia" instead of "In Soviet Russia"
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
December 12 2009 05:57 GMT
#86
HAHAHA OMG I LMAOed when I read about the 10th victim.
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
December 12 2009 06:00 GMT
#87
OMG! someone plz give the 10th guy a medal.
most bizare story i've heard in my life.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
December 12 2009 06:16 GMT
#88
#10 has a great sense of humor and is generally awesome.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44122 Posts
December 12 2009 06:29 GMT
#89
On December 12 2009 13:52 GrumpySmurf wrote:
Wow.. that's awesome. Hot Russian chick drugs you up, knocks you out, then f*cks the shit outta you 'til your dick get sore? Heck I'd sign up for that, then try my damned hardest to remember as much as I could. If some hot chick drugged me and f-ed me that hard, I'd say that's automatic bragging rights right there. She could have chosen to f*ck you, but nooo she chose me. And it's not like she took them by physical force or anything, they were drugged. Penis trauma.. BOO HOO... can't be worse than a circumcision, and think about how many of those are performed on a daily basis.... on BABIES no less!! Yea, that's right, I went there. If babies can get over a circumcision then I better hope I can get over a little rope tied around my dong for a coupla hours. Besides it can't be any worse than what happened to Mr. John "Frankenpenis" Bobbit and if they can fix him up:
Show nested quote +
"The penis was re-attached by Dr. David Berman during a nine and a half hour operation."
then I'm sure those 9 pansies will be fine. As for dude #10, he doesn't need a doctor, he prolly just brushed it off like a real man and took care of the problem himself with a bottle of vodka!

#10 = 100% pure AWESOME.

You disappoint me.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 06:33:16
December 12 2009 06:30 GMT
#90
Chill out guys :p Why does this thread suddenly turn into some political discussion. This is a starcraft site you guys are supposed to be happy
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
December 12 2009 06:50 GMT
#91
The real question is, how did the 10th guy remember bits and pieces if he was drugged lmao
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
December 12 2009 07:02 GMT
#92
toxic cocktail + penis trauma = ???
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
Headlines
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States482 Posts
December 12 2009 07:14 GMT
#93
Does she have AIDS?

Wank...wank...
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
December 12 2009 07:15 GMT
#94
Seems its hers fetish to have sex with unconscious men. Well if she's hot I don't see the problem..just it really suxs you can't actually remember it.
Forever Vulture.. :(
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 12 2009 07:25 GMT
#95
I want pics of the girl =[
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
December 12 2009 07:46 GMT
#96
lolololol
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
December 12 2009 08:07 GMT
#97
I can't believe a bunch of sex starved teenagers think being raped is awesome.

Well, when I put it that way...
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
December 12 2009 13:54 GMT
#98
On December 12 2009 13:21 armed_ wrote:
God, every time I see a thread like this I try to force myself not to read it but somehow I always end up doing so anyway.

I can't claim to fathom what goes through some of your heads, but I can't help but imagine it goes something like this:

oh look a trhead LOL it's about sex sex is cool what it's rape that's bad wait men were raped and I'm a MANLY MAN and I know MANLY MEN like sex because sex is the coolest thing ever and those guys had sex so they must be happy oh what being drugged and physical trauma eh that's kind of lame but sex is COOL so I guess it makes up for it

ohhey that tenth guy said it was okay so he must be a MANLY MAN like me not a pussy like those guys who thought they could possibly be unfairly violated by a woman LOL they had sex and sex is cool


;(


Nailed it. (pun intended)
11 years and counting- TL #680
Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
December 12 2009 14:14 GMT
#99
u guys should look at the related articles for that story...

-Russian Woman Blasts Off Man’s Penis with Firecrackers.

-Woman cooks, eats goldfish to get back at boyfriend


NFL2368
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States112 Posts
December 12 2009 14:55 GMT
#100
On December 12 2009 14:31 igotmyown wrote:
I wouldn't say the 10th guy is a hero, but he's probably turned on by it (and as he said, he wish he remembered what happened better). I hope they find happiness together and share their story with their grandchildren.

These sort of situations seem more like a weird assault than rape, although she might have an std.


oh yeah std would totally change everything.
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