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Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
October 09 2009 01:57 GMT
#81
The kid probably MD'd his sister for kicks, then distracting shot the moose and feigned death, learn to play hunters guys...
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leomon
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada169 Posts
October 09 2009 02:02 GMT
#82
If he was pro, he'll just go straight at it and destroy it
Radians
eMbrace
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1300 Posts
October 09 2009 02:15 GMT
#83
5 pages of WoW jokes

not surprised
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 09 2009 02:36 GMT
#84
loooool cool. nevver saw this before.
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
October 09 2009 02:41 GMT
#85
Haha, I remember reading this a year or so ago. I didn't believe it at first, but I became a believe soon after.
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Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
October 09 2009 03:28 GMT
#86
On October 09 2009 03:19 mOnion wrote:
if he was pro he woulda used backstab like a boss


lolz.
good story though and i'm glad the kid stuck by his story of WoW rather than just saying, "I was just trying to distract the moose so my sis could get away". He stuck w/ saying.. "I used taunt ability and feigned death, moose was no match, it gg'd"

they were prolly just pillaging the area and ran in to a monstrous fiend that was too much for them. They didn't plan well enough or bring their posse, otherwise they coulda ganged that moose and won all the spoils!
Tranquility through fluid Motion. GlowBabyGlow.
Aphelion
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States2720 Posts
October 09 2009 03:32 GMT
#87
Heh, imagine if it were a bear instead.
But Garimto was always more than just a Protoss...
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
October 09 2009 05:10 GMT
#88
Your TL;DR version was way funnier than the actual article. Made me lol pretty good.
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KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
October 09 2009 05:17 GMT
#89
hahahahaha i cant stop laughing.
moshi moshi~
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
October 09 2009 05:43 GMT
#90
On October 09 2009 12:32 Aphelion wrote:
Heh, imagine if it were a bear instead.

Could have worked anyway. If it's a grizzly bear, you are supposed to play dead
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
October 09 2009 06:13 GMT
#91
On October 09 2009 10:09 uglymoose89 wrote:
I swear to god i had that kid, I honestly thought he was dead...... >.>

lol best post in thread
dats racist
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-09 06:34:14
October 09 2009 06:22 GMT
#92
in USA

we prevent moose attack

[image loading]
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 09 2009 06:37 GMT
#93
rofl hilarious
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
October 09 2009 06:41 GMT
#94
ahaha clever 12 yo
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
October 09 2009 07:14 GMT
#95
Good thing he didn't play SC...I mean I would just tried and outmicro the bastard...after I stim myself ofc.
Forever Vulture.. :(
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
October 09 2009 07:35 GMT
#96
The reason wow gets credit for this, is couse they boy said himself that he played a computer game called wow, and if you pretended to be dead, the attacking animal would go away, I was actually listening to this on the radio while driving home from work.
Headlines
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States482 Posts
October 09 2009 07:42 GMT
#97
On October 09 2009 15:22 food wrote:
in USA

we prevent moose attack

[image loading]


Wow, what a picture. Yakov Smirnoff would have said,

In USA, moose hit car.

In Soviet Russia, car hit moose.

Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
October 09 2009 07:45 GMT
#98
Its kinda cool that he got the ideas from skills in WoW but in reality its just common sense to do what he did. Props to him though for thinking on his feet and not just panicking.
Never Knows Best.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-09 08:02:20
October 09 2009 08:01 GMT
#99
On October 09 2009 03:30 xhuwin wrote:
What would have happened if the boy played a tank >.>

lol

On October 09 2009 10:09 uglymoose89 wrote:
I swear to god i had that kid, I honestly thought he was dead...... >.>

LOL
POGGERS
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
October 09 2009 08:11 GMT
#100
On October 09 2009 03:30 xhuwin wrote:
What would have happened if the boy played a tank >.>


LOL.
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
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