[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 90

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TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 01 2012 09:29 GMT

#1781

Who the hell makes these buildings?

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Whats the point of all these parallel hallways?

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OH SWEET I GET TO FIGHT NINJAS?!

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I dont think you've ever dealt with intruders quite like me

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Why are you... why are you pouring that beaker full of wtf on that pokeball

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Sure thing champ

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Its such a closely guarded secret!

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Ah good. My hand would have been hurting if I had to punch any more statues

RolleMcKnolle

Germany1054 Posts

April 01 2012 10:41 GMT

#1782

wooooo! updates <3

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 01 2012 11:35 GMT

#1783

Ooh shiny...

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Possibly extremely dangerous...

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WHEEEE

Yo what the- I'm back at the entrance...
ah fuck should have known. It WAS dangerous.
It wasted my time. And time is money.
thus, it technically robbed me.

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Now what fresh hell is this

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*BZZZZZZZZ* ARRRGHHHHH

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That was not coo'

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Alright lets try this again... ARRRGGHH FUCKING

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I hate this place so much

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Now that its over...

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I kinda wanna go again

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But no time! I must uh...
hmm...
why am I here again?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 01 2012 12:11 GMT

#1784

Oh look who we have here

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I'm better than alright, I'm fabulous

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You do that hombre

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I got me some team rocket ass to beat and some mangs to level

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Speak of the devil

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Uh... ok? I never really asked about that, but thanks for volunteering information.

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What door?

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Why is everyone talking about doors and passwords?

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I'M SO CONFUSED

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Is he gonna kill another guy with hyper beam?

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Ya'll better back off with your door and password fetishes, because this is getting creepy

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Joy. Why dont you run off and search for him.

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Smashing. Whatever your salary is... you're overpaid.

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In fact, team rocket should start making you pay to work for them.

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There's a time and place for freaky sexual experimentation with various... stuff
its called college.

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Wow team rockets digging into the bottom of the barrel for hiring new goons now huh?

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You're a disgrace to the term 'lackey.'

ffreakk

Singapore2155 Posts

April 01 2012 17:04 GMT

#1785

Yay more updates :3

Big one too.

But, we won't have Kaiba on our team right?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 01 2012 17:15 GMT

#1786

On April 02 2012 02:04 ffreakk wrote:
Yay more updates :3

Big one too.

But, we won't have Kaiba on our team right?

I'll be changing the team after this gym, you can pick which mans you want to be on the team whenever! One pokemon per poster though!

ffreakk

Singapore2155 Posts

April 01 2012 17:35 GMT

#1787

On April 02 2012 02:15 TheAntZ wrote:

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I'll be changing the team after this gym, you can pick which mans you want to be on the team whenever! One pokemon per poster though!

Then i ll pick Kaiba to replace ... erm.. Vaporeon.

2-storey pokeslave > 0.2-storey pokeslave

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 01 2012 17:51 GMT

#1788

On April 02 2012 02:35 ffreakk wrote:

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Then i ll pick Kaiba to replace ... erm.. Vaporeon.

2-storey pokeslave > 0.2-storey pokeslave

Alright, but he wont be replacing vaporeon, I'm just gonna stick all the eeveelutions in the box, and if anyone wants any of them to be a part of the new team too, they need only make a post c:

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You know, I'm considered quite a connoisseur of stumbling around randomly in a directionless manner
but even for me this is getting kinda annoying

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Surprised you will be, when kicked your ass you get, hmm?

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Red haired... wait... there's only one person in johto with red hair...
*sigh* If I meet him here im gonna bust a nut

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Gee, thanks detached voice, I couldnt tell.

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Now we're getting somewhere. I take it back detached voice, you're the most useful figment of my imagination!

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Did you get kicked out of silph because you got caught molesting pokemon too? What is it with creepy nerds in lab coats and their fetishes...

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Actually, that's what I was gonna ask you. Not what you're supposed to ask me.

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... You must be the most disappointing minion ever.

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Well then, what a lucky coincidence
Now, to haphazardly run into every room in this building till I find that door again

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Ah good here we are. Say... that bird pokemon behind that wall looks pretty cool...
wait... the pokemon... behind the wall?

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OH MY GOD I HAVE X-RAY VISION

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Quickly orb, we must journey to the womens locker room!

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 01 2012 19:03 GMT

#1789

Hmm... I wonder what other superpowers I have...
maybe wolverine claws. snikt any trainer that gets up in my business, right in the face.

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I sense a great disturbance in the force... as if a dozen mildly annoyed voices cried out in irritation...

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Awwww damnit

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S'what ah'do

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I'd need a lobotomy to like team rocket

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Who?
Doesnt ring a bell
Also, who are you?

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Your pokemon arent a match for anything

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maybe you can try getting off your lazy ass and training the ones you already have

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The nerve of that fellow

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Ah makes sense, you must lose so often that you've decided to save your energy and only be furious at a segment of the entire number of people that have beaten you. Clever.

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Is that why you've engaged me in this lengthy and tedious conversation?

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wait what are you-
NOT AGAIN

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OOF

I seriously wish I had some muscles... ANY muscles...

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And what the hell orb? You're supposed to have my back man!

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Well... lets just pretend that never happened. Now then... what is this shiny entrancey thing

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 01 2012 19:20 GMT

#1790

Goddamnit disembodied voice

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Alrighty, lets have a look at that crow

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Just... goddamnit mom, why?
Who the hell are you anyway, a mafioso from the 50s?

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Thats... what I just said. Your attention span is smaller than mine, and thats disturbing.

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Yeah... no. Giovanni may be a pussy that gets his ass beaten in by children, but he'd never be found dead wearing THAT suit.

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...what?
Where the hell are you getting this shit?

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Its difficult trying to mimic not being a dunderhead

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Gasp! I realized I dont care!

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Uh... yeah lets go with that.

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Yeah probably not. I cant make heads or tails of this building.

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Again, brilliant security in your little organization. Simply stupendous.

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I'm pretty sure it will

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I'm pretty sure I can manage to talk with a lisp in a high pitched nasal voice. Doesnt seem too tough.

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This will definitely be a gruelling challenge to overcome!
*snort*
*giggle*

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 01 2012 19:50 GMT

#1791

Your fairylike posing strikes fear into my heart

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Certainly a pokemon fit for a leader of men
this wont take long

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Maybe hes hiding in shame because his organization got stalled by a child?

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You keep telling yourself that champ

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That may be the only valid point you've made so far... or perhaps ever

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Then maybe i'll cut your tongue out and eat it, giving me the ability to speak in your voice
thats how it works right? Oh well, we'll see. Now say AAAAHHH

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WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? COME BACK I NEED YOUR TONGUE

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and we were doing so well...

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What have we here

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The freaky imaginary voice is right. come to papa little bird, I've got work for you

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SHIT ITS ON THE RUN

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Why does everything I want to use run away from me? GRRR

Salteador Neo

Andorra5591 Posts

April 01 2012 20:33 GMT

#1792

Awesome updates are awesome :D Rockets truly aren't the smartest bunch around.

RolleMcKnolle

Germany1054 Posts

April 01 2012 21:10 GMT

#1793

great great great!

OpticalShot

Canada6330 Posts

April 02 2012 04:47 GMT

#1794

Updates <3

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

April 02 2012 05:21 GMT

#1795

told you, you'd be annoyed by this part and the annoyingest part is yet to come

Thanks for updating ^.^

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 02 2012 05:34 GMT

#1796

Wake up, see [Pokemon Soul Silver] Ch… at top of S&G sidebar, feel like a tyrannosaurus all day long

Thanks for the kind words everyone :3 more updates after breakfast!

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 02 2012 07:18 GMT

#1797

c'mere you angry bird

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FFS WHY IS IT SO FAST
its feet are fucking tiny

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Fuck my life

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Alright stop jumping around so I can throw my balls at you

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WAIT YOU MISINTERPRETED MY INTENTIONS!

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Actually... it seems we're going the same way

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lead on you poor excuse for poultry

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And right after you open that door, i'm gonna find out what murkrow BBQ tastes like

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Attaboy

WAIT COME BACK!
... I'm hungry
Guess i'll go blow up that huge shiny thing and go get some dinner... or is it breakfast already? This place has no goddamn windows, I dont know what fucking time it is

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Yeah... nothings ever that simple is it

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Whats with all the annoying redheads lately? Its almost enough to make me lose my boner for that chick from unforgettable

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I dont understand how you have any pride left by now

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mmm, no, no I dont. In fact I'm fairly confident I could beat you both with my umbreon tied behind my back.

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Uh... sure thing 'baby'.

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FUCK

Get out of my way prance, I must sacrifice these two to te experience gods, so that my pokemon may be blessed with level ups

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No. Get out.

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*sigh* Goddamnit. I dont need you and your level 40 dragqueenite to wipe the floor with these dinks

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I'd ask her to stop being so pretentious as to pose before a battle...
but the guy I'm fighting with is wearing a freaking cape.

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Oh well I guess i'll keep attacking dragonite till he finishes off these guys.

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Wha-? But whats fine? You getting your ass beat even though I was helping you?

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To be fair, it never actually mattered to me.

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Oh I appreciate team rockets true power. Good for a few laughs now and then.

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What? Ew no, I'm not gonna masturbate here. Especially not in front of that wance dude, hes giving me weird looks.

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Uh... you do realize I was trying to kill your dragonite, right?

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What radio signal is this that everyones talking about?
I get a feeling that theres been something important going on that I cant grasp...

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Ooh big shiny machine. Must... cause... explosions...
Wow I've been watching too many Michael bay movies

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So we blow it up? Yes? Yes?

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Aw... I guess thats kinda fun too

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heh. you look sadder than you feel.

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Alright. You kill the electrodes, i'm going to find popcorn

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Dont worry, i'll leave the other side to you too

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 02 2012 09:40 GMT

#1798

After making Lancy clean up both sides...

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Yes. I am the best motivator.

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You found a hidden machine just lying around? Arent those usually only found in the possession of crazy people?

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Douchebag...

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Yeah it is taking a bit longer than I expected. I kinda thought I'd already be world famous by this point

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Eh, beats going to school and becoming a productive member of society

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Of course I'm right. skool is for nerdz!
Now if only I knew how to do addition and subtraction... *sigh*

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Actually, the reason for starting in the first place was to get away from the woman who kept wishing she had a daughter instead of a son

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I cannot truthfully return that sentiment.

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Now... which pokemon should I use to beat his ass in...

BTW GAIS

I've decided that I'll be changing the pokemon used for each gym, so now, please decide how many and which pokemon I'm gonna use to beat this gyms ass

After the gym, I'll be starting with a whole new team, so far ffreakk has chosen Seto Kaiba to take the first spot, 5 spots still open for the post-gym party

But right now I need a decision for the gym. Also, since this is gonna be a gym battle, one poster can choose to decide everything (how many, which pokemon, any handicaps), or decide only one thing and leave the rest to other posters, your choice.
For the post-gym party however, only 1 pokemon per poster.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

April 02 2012 10:43 GMT

#1799

The voices in my head are quiet today... and It's not like I actually want to make a decision without the help of imaginary overseers guiding me every step of the way... So I cant do the gym right now.
Perhaps I'll take a look around

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Nothing like a relaxing swim on a breezy spring day, right upmagic?

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Hey! Its that dog again!
what was it...
sweet corn?
suite coon?
anyway... I'm gonna throw all my balls at it for annoying me all the time with that obsessed stalker that follows it around

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c'mere boy

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uh... thats right... c'mere... maybe slow down a bit...

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woah SHIT

HNNNGGG

I REALLY need to start working out. Even the goddamn dog is pushing me around

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Aw fuck, i have the impending feeling that everything is about to get a lot more irritating

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Yeah, he'd need to be to shove a guy like me! heh

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Uh...

Ok yeah, you need to leave

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That goddamn dog is dead set on having me be annoyed by obsessed stalkers it seems

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I dont WANT to search for it. It keeps fucking going to places where I'm wandering around aimlessly.

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Ah, this explains a lot. molded into a nutjob stalker at an impressionable age by a trusted relative. How very sad.

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You really need to close your mouth and stop drooling

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Oh boy this guy...
this guys gonna be a serial killer some day isnt he?

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Thank god hes leaving
... bit rude not to say goodbye after talking at me for that long...

I need those selections for the gym to continue! Please help me out guys <3

ffreakk

Singapore2155 Posts

April 02 2012 11:02 GMT

#1800

Haha reading Pokemangz story beats doing Assignments that are due yesterday :p

Kaiba and SteveIrwin double-teaming the Ice Gym?

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