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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
March 27 2007 02:31 GMT
#41
On March 27 2007 10:06 Locke. wrote:
You have been warned if you'll shave under your eyes or whatever you will see what happens. Even if there is no hair there, shave all the area you wish to grow a beard on. Do that repeatedly for some time and the hair will start growing faster and faster.


I can verify this, hair grows beneath my eyes. I have to keep shaving it though, since I don't really want hair there.
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GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
March 27 2007 02:47 GMT
#42
Orcs killed: 0. v. bad day

Stubble update: Lookin' manly!
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
bine
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States2352 Posts
March 27 2007 03:16 GMT
#43
start shaving consistently, even if you don't really need to. Each time you shave, your beard grows back faster and stiffer.
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
March 27 2007 04:07 GMT
#44
isnt there a just for men but for facial hair
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8921 Posts
March 27 2007 04:16 GMT
#45
I dunno..

When I don't shave in the morning, I start off with something similar to what you described - what with the hair coming in predominately in the non-cheek areas. But if I give it a few days, things eventually even up.

Patience is the first rule in beard-growing. If you're gonna wait 17 years in the first place (8 years if you're Italian or Greek), then there's no harm in waiting a couple more days. Then again, it does tend to get itchy as fuck during those days...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
March 27 2007 04:35 GMT
#46
id sort of like to have a beard too

if i grow a beard i look like i should be in zztop
Legalize drugs and murder.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5758 Posts
March 27 2007 04:47 GMT
#47
On March 27 2007 04:41 PanoRaMa wrote:
Eh, I only grow facial hair on my chin and above my mouth (stache), if it grows anywhere else it's just a couple strands or so that are kinda thin and thus transparent anyway.

But my excuse here is that I'm Asian. Doesn't look like you have one, so have fun living the life of a pansy man, nancy.


OMG same here yo!!!! then again...the reasoning is bc im asian too ^_^
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
March 27 2007 04:50 GMT
#48
On March 27 2007 10:06 Locke. wrote:
Brood, there is an ancient rule: where ever you shave, hair will grow. If you constantly shave only the place where the hair grows, that's where it's going to grow. You have been warned if you'll shave under your eyes or whatever you will see what happens. Even if there is no hair there, shave all the area you wish to grow a beard on. Do that repeatedly for some time and the hair will start growing faster and faster.

After a while you just stop shaving and you'll have your beard.

Your father should have spent less time wipping you with his funny beard and more time teaching you the real important things about life like how to grow a beard.

Remember, in order to grow you must first cut!
You have work ahead of you, it is not too late.

Fare thee well.


altho i've hear this too, i read somewhere that its nothing more than a myth.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5758 Posts
March 27 2007 04:51 GMT
#49
On March 27 2007 06:57 pyrogenetix wrote:
wait wtf you guys grow hair on your ASSES? like your buttcheeks? srsly? wtf man i dont have anything there.... maybe im just not old enuf yet.......

and i want a beard too =( i thot id get a beard.... but all i get is little peach fuzz
and im 18


OMG!!! same here yo!! ...but as i said before, its cuz im asian xD
Lord.of.Nukes
Profile Joined December 2005
United Kingdom226 Posts
March 27 2007 05:09 GMT
#50
Try this.
PissedOffEmo
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada777 Posts
March 27 2007 05:40 GMT
#51
Hey brood just out of curiousity are you trying to get this?

[image loading]
Shit happens and then you die
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
March 27 2007 05:50 GMT
#52
don't mind the smell, you'll get used to it

moth balls, fried squid, and that budda shit?
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-27 05:59:32
March 27 2007 05:54 GMT
#53
I respect your quest for an epic beard of manlyness, Brood. It is truely a noble undertaking. Here are some inspiring pictures that may stimulate growth if looked upon for 36 seconds each.

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Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
March 27 2007 05:57 GMT
#54
what an amazing thread.


It is truely inspiring the greatness within me:O
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 27 2007 06:26 GMT
#55
Brood wants this. It's so obvious

+ Show Spoiler +

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He wants "it" in more than one way btw
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
March 27 2007 06:32 GMT
#56
On March 27 2007 13:51 Metal[x] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2007 06:57 pyrogenetix wrote:
wait wtf you guys grow hair on your ASSES? like your buttcheeks? srsly? wtf man i dont have anything there.... maybe im just not old enuf yet.......

and i want a beard too =( i thot id get a beard.... but all i get is little peach fuzz
and im 18


OMG!!! same here yo!! ...but as i said before, its cuz im asian xD

and im pure chinese =D

but dude... if you have hair on your ass... wont like... bits of shit get stuck there when you take a dump? how do you wipe?
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
March 27 2007 06:42 GMT
#57
u would wipe the hair too
troi oi thang map nai!!!
SF-Fork
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Russian Federation1401 Posts
March 27 2007 06:52 GMT
#58
On March 27 2007 15:32 pyrogenetix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2007 13:51 Metal[x] wrote:
On March 27 2007 06:57 pyrogenetix wrote:
wait wtf you guys grow hair on your ASSES? like your buttcheeks? srsly? wtf man i dont have anything there.... maybe im just not old enuf yet.......

and i want a beard too =( i thot id get a beard.... but all i get is little peach fuzz
and im 18


OMG!!! same here yo!! ...but as i said before, its cuz im asian xD

and im pure chinese =D

but dude... if you have hair on your ass... wont like... bits of shit get stuck there when you take a dump? how do you wipe?


Sadly yes, it does get stuck and it is not so easy to wipe. Imagine if one day you don't wipe it correctly...
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-27 10:37:31
March 27 2007 10:36 GMT
#59
Zapling you missed one of the best.

[image loading]


Pissedoffemo: All men are trying to get that.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 27 2007 11:05 GMT
#60
What a glorious picture, ieatkids
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
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