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Dreadsithar
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada49 Posts
March 27 2007 11:32 GMT
#61
interesting, i seem to have an excess of facial hair. We had a contest in my university where we didn't shave for a moth and by the end, i had a beard almost half a foot of my chin; no joke. I am not sure what to tell u to try.

on a side note, selling large clumps of hair and glue 100$, payable by paypal, pm me for more information
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1sd2sd3sd
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
660 Posts
March 27 2007 12:06 GMT
#62
i have to shave everyday and i hate it, lets trade genetics?
JiNGeaR
Profile Joined October 2002
United States84 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-27 12:44:07
March 27 2007 12:42 GMT
#63
[image loading]


Where's Waldo?
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
March 27 2007 12:55 GMT
#64
On March 27 2007 21:42 JiNGeaR wrote:
[image loading]


Where's Waldo?


WOW.

I have long, emo hair and my side-hair is practically my side-burns. I'm 16, I'm Mexican, and I have practically no facial-hair... anywhere. I don't shave regularly... it just won't... grow. Right now I've got some peach fuzz but that's because I shaved a month ago.

I think I got it from my mom. My dad grows this manly pirate beard if he doesn't shave, and my mom has these extremely hair-less arms (like I do), so I guess hair will take a while to grow on my face.

Mango @ U.S.East!
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
March 27 2007 13:40 GMT
#65
On March 27 2007 05:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
anyways a man with weed is better


I got yo back.

But I face the same dillemma Brood does. I wish to have a flowing beard like the misty waterfalls of Asia, a beard that puts Pai Mei to shame. With it, the customs, legacy, and ancient wisdom of my people will be ready for my rise as asia's greatest wiseman.

Help us TL.net

I really wish I could grow a long beard.
Or a moustachio like Captain Jack Sparrow, so I can be grimey-er and dirtier.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
March 27 2007 14:23 GMT
#66
On March 27 2007 04:40 Liquid`Drone wrote:
man
I could grow a decent beard if I wanted to but fuck i have the exact opposite problem
I fucking hate the fuck out of fucking facial hair and the shaving that goes with it
if I could take some kind of pill to leave my splendid face as soft and hairless as a baby's bottom I would be overjoyed
=[


Word. I couldn't agree more, having to shave is one thing I sure could live without being, it sucks.
Locke.
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Israel562 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-27 15:06:14
March 27 2007 14:58 GMT
#67
On March 27 2007 13:50 niteReloaded wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2007 10:06 Locke. wrote:
Brood, there is an ancient rule: where ever you shave, hair will grow. If you constantly shave only the place where the hair grows, that's where it's going to grow. You have been warned if you'll shave under your eyes or whatever you will see what happens. Even if there is no hair there, shave all the area you wish to grow a beard on. Do that repeatedly for some time and the hair will start growing faster and faster.

After a while you just stop shaving and you'll have your beard.

Your father should have spent less time wipping you with his funny beard and more time teaching you the real important things about life like how to grow a beard.

Remember, in order to grow you must first cut!
You have work ahead of you, it is not too late.

Fare thee well.


altho i've hear this too, i read somewhere that its nothing more than a myth.


Most ancient truths are treated that way ^^
It is backed up by many evidences such as

On March 27 2007 11:31 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2007 10:06 Locke. wrote:
You have been warned if you'll shave under your eyes or whatever you will see what happens. Even if there is no hair there, shave all the area you wish to grow a beard on. Do that repeatedly for some time and the hair will start growing faster and faster.


I can verify this, hair grows beneath my eyes. I have to keep shaving it though, since I don't really want hair there.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
March 27 2007 16:25 GMT
#68
Why do you all want beards? Then you can be the weird young guys with beards. Reserve that for when you grow older and you can look like a wise old men.

Instead of a weird young guy with a beard.
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
March 27 2007 16:28 GMT
#69
On March 27 2007 04:40 Liquid`Drone wrote:
man
I could grow a decent beard if I wanted to but fuck i have the exact opposite problem
I fucking hate the fuck out of fucking facial hair and the shaving that goes with it
if I could take some kind of pill to leave my splendid face as soft and hairless as a baby's bottom I would be overjoyed
=[

dito, I completely hate it. It's growing incredibly fast and thick.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
March 27 2007 20:48 GMT
#70
First off, I want to thank you, brothers, for your inspirational words. Those of you who have expressed solidarity in my quest shall drink from the chalice of glory and feast on the carcasses of those who challenged our manhood!

One day, a mere glance at our stunning coats of facial armor will instill dread in all those who doubted our ability.

Until that day, stay strong brothers. Alone we are drops of rain on the face of our enemies. United, we are a tidal wave, barreling down on all that defy us.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Locke.
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Israel562 Posts
March 27 2007 22:32 GMT
#71
You put so much drama into getting a beard I am afraid you will be disappointed when you finally get it
Always remember it's not the beard that makes the man, it's the man that makes the beard!
WildScv
Profile Joined March 2007
United States42 Posts
March 28 2007 04:03 GMT
#72
i hate having to shave. Plus my girlfriend doesn't like it because it scratches her face if I don't shave every day. blah!
I do not agree with mathematics; the sum of total zeros is a frightening figure.
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
March 28 2007 04:23 GMT
#73
i heard somewhere that it all has to do with the side of your fce you sleep on.
which ever side you do will have slower growing facial hair.
dunno if this works though.
Dwell
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
March 28 2007 06:46 GMT
#74
i have no facial hair.. i dunt really care that much tho <_>
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
March 28 2007 07:11 GMT
#75
Brood you sound like Newman from Seinfeld
bg
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
March 28 2007 09:14 GMT
#76
lol, why is this a featured thread? :D
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
March 28 2007 10:46 GMT
#77
On March 27 2007 04:40 Liquid`Drone wrote:
man
I could grow a decent beard if I wanted to but fuck i have the exact opposite problem
I fucking hate the fuck out of fucking facial hair and the shaving that goes with it
if I could take some kind of pill to leave my splendid face as soft and hairless as a baby's bottom I would be overjoyed
=[


Yes, I agree. Fuck shaving.
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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
March 28 2007 19:51 GMT
#78
On March 28 2007 18:14 MadNeSs wrote:
lol, why is this a featured thread? :D


Because a men's beard i far more important that any sc/bw nonsence !
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
zonbi
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Hungary514 Posts
March 28 2007 20:36 GMT
#79
On March 27 2007 15:32 pyrogenetix wrote:
but dude... if you have hair on your ass... wont like... bits of shit get stuck there when you take a dump? how do you wipe?


I tell you a secret. Have you ever heard about water?


Well, umm. About the thread. Beard or facial hair is the most manly thing in your life. Be proud of have one.

I got a nice long foxy beard atm, I'm 21 years old. No wonder, I had to shave my face first time when I was 15 years old. My facial hair is fucking strong now and when I don't shave it, it will be itchy like hell. What is more my g/f don't like it when my moustache stings her down there ^^
Have you ever had sex with a zonbi?
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
March 28 2007 21:33 GMT
#80
On March 28 2007 01:25 Smurg wrote:
Why do you all want beards? Then you can be the weird young guys with beards. Reserve that for when you grow older and you can look like a wise old men.

Instead of a weird young guy with a beard.


its all about the 5 oclock shadow.

and dont shave when hung over or drunk, its not fun =[. im rockin my hangover beard today woohoo
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