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The Harem (Harem Fan Club)

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Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
October 09 2011 23:54 GMT
#1
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It's unclear who or what Harem is. Experts have speculated that "Harem" is some sort of a cute amoebic substance, rotund and round embodying all the cuteness that exists in StarCraft: Brood War. Some researchers, upon much time in the field, have come up with two competing sketches for Harem's likeness

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Two of the top TL artists have drawn up competing interpretations of Harem, wielding the banling hammer


Of course, the above interpretations miss out on some of the more advanced features of Harem. Features include sniffing out PBUs simply through the user's posting habits and use of vocabulary. Harem also features a large memory bank that contains a large database of previously banned users for law enforcement purposes, TeamLiquid threads and VODs for research purposes, and memes for mocking purposes.

Harem is also the number one Zerg fan, loving everything Zerg and hating everything Terran and Protoss. In fact, Harem's love for Zerg was the driving force that got Harem to watch and suffer through StarCraft II, despite the neutered Hydralisks and defaced Zerglings.

Also, Harem is the only person to exist that cheers for Killer, the Brood War Zerg (ie: the real one, not the fake ones that exists in StarCraft II).

Essentially, one of the users that make TeamLiquid such an amusing place to be at.

So join today! We shall celebrate everything of this mysterious character within this dedicated thread.
AxelTVx
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada916 Posts
October 09 2011 23:56 GMT
#2
I'm up for it! Harem FTW!
Axel 145 Masters Protoss
RAPiDCasting
Profile Joined July 2009
Korea (South)594 Posts
October 09 2011 23:57 GMT
#3
GoGo Harem!!! Insta-fan!
Harem HWAITING!!!
The faster caster. @RAPiDCasting
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
October 10 2011 00:00 GMT
#4
WOOT! sign me up!
¯\_(☺)_/¯
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-10 00:01:50
October 10 2011 00:01 GMT
#5
I love Haaron Carter!

rotund and round


this science confuses me.

Harem: Saracen 0.5
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
KvltMan
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Sweden1609 Posts
October 10 2011 00:01 GMT
#6
Harem in to MLG!
Get crunk
Neste
Profile Joined August 2011
Finland23 Posts
October 10 2011 00:01 GMT
#7
i'm in
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17732 Posts
October 10 2011 00:08 GMT
#8
I'm out lol
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
October 10 2011 00:12 GMT
#9
I'm totally into this.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-10 00:19:22
October 10 2011 00:18 GMT
#10
Harem is a silly person, who spreads lies and smells funny.

I'm in.

"Features include sniffing out PBUs simply through the user's posting habits and use of vocabulary. "

I can vouch for this. ^^
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
Ravar
Profile Joined June 2011
United States447 Posts
October 10 2011 00:19 GMT
#11
I'm in
Yeah bitch, magnets
[F_]aths
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany3947 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-10 00:20:34
October 10 2011 00:19 GMT
#12
If Harem likes zerg, we have so much in common already! If he is number one zerg fan, I am number two zerg fan.
You don't choose to play zerg. The zerg choose you.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
October 10 2011 00:27 GMT
#13
Harem is a slave of Pachi a heathen god who should be slain.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2539 Posts
October 10 2011 00:28 GMT
#14
I banned harem once. But I'm still a fan.
nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
October 10 2011 00:38 GMT
#15
Harem's Harem?
blahz0r
Profile Joined December 2010
3030 Posts
October 10 2011 00:54 GMT
#16
Hawem won't cyber with me on IRC. I love you foreverrrrr!

On October 10 2011 09:08 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
I'm out lol
WHY?!
Liquipedia
Phyrigian
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
New Zealand1332 Posts
October 10 2011 01:01 GMT
#17
--- Nuked ---
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
October 10 2011 01:10 GMT
#18
harem <3 sign me up
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
Aubreebree
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States31 Posts
October 10 2011 01:27 GMT
#19
I am totally in :D Sign me up!
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17732 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-10 01:37:19
October 10 2011 01:36 GMT
#20
On October 10 2011 09:54 blahz0r wrote:
Hawem won't cyber with me on IRC. I love you foreverrrrr!

Show nested quote +
On October 10 2011 09:08 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
I'm out lol
WHY?!

scvs and lings are mortal enemies.
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
October 10 2011 01:38 GMT
#21
Harem hwaiting~!
Wunder
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2950 Posts
October 10 2011 01:45 GMT
#22
Harem gogogo!
Writer@joonjoewong
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
October 10 2011 03:19 GMT
#23
yas
Translator:3
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
October 10 2011 14:14 GMT
#24
--- Nuked ---
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-10 14:21:25
October 10 2011 14:19 GMT
#25
Harem is a pro mine-sweeper.

Zerglings is love.
WriterXiao8~~
EvoChamber
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France2505 Posts
October 11 2011 02:37 GMT
#26
harem 4 lyfe
That's not awful writing, DAMMIT. It's perfectly sensical english construction.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
October 11 2011 03:02 GMT
#27
+1 to your fanclub.

Add ZnF #2. Harem would like that.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
October 11 2011 03:07 GMT
#28
he gave me some coaching tips in a couple TvZs we played on BW. *thumbs up for this man*
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
October 12 2011 01:45 GMT
#29
lol
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
DeepBlu2
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States975 Posts
October 12 2011 01:54 GMT
#30
Sign me up. A good banling, and a fair one.
u gotta sk8
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
October 15 2011 02:15 GMT
#31
Fuck Harem.
God Bless
Kamille
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Monaco1035 Posts
October 15 2011 02:20 GMT
#32
I should make an anti-Roffles club. Everyone would join immediately!
Priphea
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-17 07:37:24
October 17 2011 07:36 GMT
#33
Everyone in this club deserve to die.

<3
Writer
Nazza
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1654 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-12 14:06:09
May 12 2012 14:03 GMT
#34
TvP IS FLUFFY KITTENS COMPARED TO ZvT

ZERG NEED TO PULL MIRACLES TO WIN VS TERRAN.
No one ever remembers second place, eh? eh? GIVE ME COMMAND
Purpl3
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1067 Posts
May 12 2012 14:15 GMT
#35
On October 10 2011 23:14 boesthius wrote:
this is the best fanclub

that has ever existed

omg this. Harem #1
LasTLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States428 Posts
May 12 2012 14:18 GMT
#36
On October 10 2011 23:14 boesthius wrote:
this is the best fanclub

that has ever existed


Mr. Boes is right, #1 fanclub ever. Harem is imba qt.
"[21:01] kjwcj: i wanna put an aftermarket heatsink on your northbridge, lastlie" http://twitter.com/ThatGuyLastly
Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
May 12 2012 14:40 GMT
#37
ZERGS R GR0SS

KILLER ISN'T CUTE

ily harem ♥
Writer:o
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
May 12 2012 14:48 GMT
#38
Sign me up! Harem #1
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
May 12 2012 14:50 GMT
#39
rofl

Sign me up.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Archaeo
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States397 Posts
October 28 2012 09:27 GMT
#40
Harem is such a mystery. Harem #1 chingu
Yo my chingu!!!
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6191 Posts
December 19 2013 22:32 GMT
#41
I like harem. But I like harom more. And hairem is best.
I will be your fan.
<3
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
July 09 2016 06:14 GMT
#42
harem is a pos

User was warned for this post for being a huge tsun
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