baller Fan Club - Page 2

One day, a (heterosexual) couple had sex. The woman had 8 orgasms.



Nine months later, a baby was born. It looked like a cool kid, so the man named him baller.



When he was in elementary school, baller was very popular. Everybody wanted to be him. He even had two Charizards.



baller was also popular in high school. He got a 2400 on the SAT and got into Harvard and Princeton. He also lost his virginity earlier than everybody his age. While taking the SAT, that is.



baller decided to attend both Princeton and Harvard at the same time, because he got full scholarships to both. Whenever girls (or homosexual guys) looked at him, they would get an orgasm.



Upon graduation, baller was offered a job by a rich guy to be cool. While you are at work, baller browses the internet while getting blowjobs from one of his many girlfriends. Sometimes, on lucky days, he finds a dime on the ground when looking outside his brand new red convertible, which his supermodel girlfriends sometimes sit in.



baller spends his days making stupid people feel stupid on teamliquid, drawing graphs, and having more facebook friends than you.



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