We Need to Ask Kespa to Cancel Proleague Finals

On August 04 2009 05:59 FirstBorn wrote:
What the fuck

Why cancel it, SKT needs shiny trophies. Besides, even though Oz lacks depth, they got to the finals. You're making little sense for a SKT1 fan btw

On August 04 2009 06:00 Roffles wrote:
Shit happens, let them play. Effort was able to triple kill Samsung in one day, and since Jaedong is about twice as good as Effort, he has the capability to do the same as well. Never count out a team until it's over.

As long as two of Jaedong's teammates step up (Very likely as they're playing Failzergs), then Jaedong has the ability to carry their entire team.

On August 04 2009 05:55 ImNotBisu wrote:
Because this is such a lopsided match-up between a monstrous team and one mortal man (Bisu>Fantasy>Hyuk>Orion>Jaedong), and it will be a bloodthirsty slaughter that will engender the mass suicide of millions of silly Oz fanboys.

There is, absolutely, no way in hell SKT could possibly lose. SKT is a team that has one of the best lineups out of all the teams, if not the best, having Best/Bisu/Canata/Fantasy. That's 2 S-Class and 2 A-Class gamers enough to end both days 4-0.

But that's unimportant, at least compared to the fact that unlike the other teams, SKT's got BISU and FANTASY. 2 sexy beastly machines that I call Jaedong Snipers. No, not snipers, because they don't need to practice unusual builds to catch Jaedong offguard, they can just play straight-up standard games and come out victorious.

Now, there's that combined 10% possibility we might see a bisu/fantasy vs jaedong normal ace match on one of the days, in order for that to happen not only do we need to have the SKT failzergs fail harder than usual, we also need players like Bisu/Fantasy/Best fail epically against the likes of Perfectman/Hiya/Lomo... yah, things look just fantastic for Oz.

If the matches somehow do go to ace and Jaedong manages to win against fantasy/bisu (50%), it would go to super ace in which case it would be again bisu/fantasy vs jaedong, in which case I would only give Jaedong 30% chance to win as he has to practice against both T and P while Bisu/Fantasy have known for ages that they'd be eventually playing Jaedong. Bisu/Fantasy have had almost nothing to do but practice against Oz, so 30% x 50% x 10% and we have a proleague finals with winning percentage for Oz at 1.5%.

Shh I know the math isn't quite right, but my point is conveyed.

For the sake of the lives of lots and lots of humans, oh Kespa, please cancel the Shinhan Proleague Finals for 2009. Thanks.

On August 04 2009 06:05 Royal2384 wrote:


jaedong is definately not twice as good as effort... effort is easily the #2 zerg right now

On August 04 2009 05:55 ImNotBisu wrote:
Because this is such a lopsided match-up between one monstrous man and a mortal team (Jaedong>Yellow>Bisu>Fantasy>Canata), and it will be a bloodthirsty slaughter that will engender the mass suicide of millions of silly SKT1 fanboys.

There is, absolutely, no way in hell Oz could possibly lose. Oz is a team that has one of the best lineups out of all the teams, if not the best, having Jaedong/PirateZerg/MustacheZerg/OzsucksballswithoutmeZerg. That's 4 S-Class gamers enough to end both days 4-0.

But that's unimportant, at least compared to the fact that unlike the other teams, Oz's got Jaedong and OzsucksballswithoutmeZerg. 2 sexy beastly machines that I call Bisu/Fantasy Snipers. No, not snipers, because they don't need to practice unusual builds to catch Bisu/Fantasy offguard, they can just play straight-up standard games and come out victorious.

Now, there's that combined 10% possibility we might see a jaedong normal vs bisu/fantasy ace match on one of the days, in order for that to happen not only do we need to have the Oz failmo/failho/failya fail harder than usual, we also need players like Jaedong/PirateZerg fail epically against the likes of Best/TheZerg/Canata/Hyuk... yah, things look just fantastic for SKT1.

If the matches somehow do go to ace and fantasy/bisu manages to win against Jaedong (0%), it would go to super ace in which case it would be again jaedong vs bisu/fantasy, in which case I would only give bisu/fantasy -9000% chance to win as they have to practice against J while Jaedong has known for ages that he'd be eventually playing P, T, or Z. Jaedong have had almost nothing to do in his sleep but practice against SKT1, so 10% x 0% x -9000% and we have a proleague finals with winning percentage for SKT1 at 0%.

Shh I know the math isn't quite right, but my point is conveyed.

For the sake of the lives of lots and lots of humans, oh Kespa, please cancel the Shinhan Proleague Finals for 2009. Thanks.

On August 04 2009 06:12 Avidkeystamper wrote:
Can we just ban every SKT fan on the website for a couple of hours if they lose?
Such arrogance...

On August 04 2009 06:08 keV. wrote:


It is true Effort is the #2 zerg... JD is still twice as good. (see elo)

The matchups look good for Oz. I wouldn't count them out at all.