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aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
February 20 2009 03:04 GMT
#21
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't told her twice.

No but seriously, I hope she's willing to pursue criminal charges.
Live to win.
TheMusiC
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1054 Posts
February 20 2009 03:05 GMT
#22
pretty sure chris brown beat her because her songs suck

or something along those lines

actually no, it was probably because her songs suck
NatsuTerran
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States364 Posts
February 20 2009 03:05 GMT
#23
S.O.S. Indeed...
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 20 2009 03:08 GMT
#24
Dayum... Her songs are annoying as shit though, I bet he got sick of her playing her singles on the stereo or something.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 20 2009 03:08 GMT
#25
On February 20 2009 12:05 TheMusiC wrote:
pretty sure chris brown beat her because her songs suck

or something along those lines

actually no, it was probably because her songs suck

Damn you stole my fire.
Peace~
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
February 20 2009 03:08 GMT
#26
too bad R Kelly wasnt there too... he coulda pissed all over her umbra-rella, rella, rella, eh, eh, eh
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 20 2009 03:10 GMT
#27
On February 20 2009 12:08 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
too bad R Kelly wasnt there too... he coulda pissed all over her umbra-rella, rella, rella, eh, eh, eh


Well at least you weren't there.. cause god damn you aren't bringing sexy back with terrible jokes like this.
Kerensky
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
148 Posts
February 20 2009 03:11 GMT
#28
looks like a normal black woman to me.
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
February 20 2009 03:12 GMT
#29
poor woman
Least favorite progamers: Leta, Zero, Mind, Shine, free, really <-- newly added
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 20 2009 03:13 GMT
#30
This is pretty sad. I really, really hope nobody else tries to post anymore bad puns. Only good ones please.
Chains none
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
February 20 2009 03:13 GMT
#31
i had no idea it was this gruesome. I originally thought he pushed or slapped her or something... but this... all i can say is wow
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
February 20 2009 03:13 GMT
#32
On February 20 2009 12:13 LordWeird wrote:
This is pretty sad. I really, really hope nobody else tries to post anymore bad puns. Only good ones please.


Damn, for a second, I was worried you actually cared that someone got their ass beat! All is well; carry on
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 20 2009 03:14 GMT
#33
On February 20 2009 12:13 LordWeird wrote:
This is pretty sad. I really, really hope nobody else tries to post anymore bad puns. Only good ones please.


I'd like to extend this to all jokes in genera. Ever. No more bad jokes. Only good ones.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
February 20 2009 03:14 GMT
#34
On February 20 2009 12:05 TheMusiC wrote:
pretty sure chris brown beat her because her songs suck

or something along those lines

actually no, it was probably because her songs suck


then chris brown would have to beat himself too.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
February 20 2009 03:16 GMT
#35
On February 20 2009 12:14 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 12:05 TheMusiC wrote:
pretty sure chris brown beat her because her songs suck

or something along those lines

actually no, it was probably because her songs suck


then chris brown would have to beat himself too.

Oh you didn't!
Daaaaaaaaaayumn
Kerensky
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
148 Posts
February 20 2009 03:16 GMT
#36
what i want to know is how you can get charged for brutally beating someone and still get let free

compared to someone who falls asleep in their car, is woken up 4 hours later, handcuffed and then jailed "indefinately" because they have a similarly stupid prior charge in the last 7 days.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 20 2009 03:16 GMT
#37
On February 20 2009 12:13 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 12:13 LordWeird wrote:
This is pretty sad. I really, really hope nobody else tries to post anymore bad puns. Only good ones please.


Damn, for a second, I was worried you actually cared that someone got their ass beat! All is well; carry on


I have a weird way of typing. When I said it was sad, I meant the beating. Shitty jokes only compound the sadness.

Inc: I've been trying to live by that policy for awhile now :>
Chains none
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
February 20 2009 03:16 GMT
#38
she was probably trying to turn all your base into a song next and chris brown couldn't take it anymore
all your base ase ase eh eh
are belong to us us us eh eh eh
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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
February 20 2009 03:16 GMT
#39
On February 20 2009 12:11 Kerensky wrote:
looks like a normal black woman to me.

What???? XD
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
blapsd
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
England121 Posts
February 20 2009 03:17 GMT
#40
On February 20 2009 12:11 Kerensky wrote:
looks like a normal black woman to me.


LOL
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