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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:07 GMT
#1
FUCK PROTOSS
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
January 22 2009 08:09 GMT
#2
hello friend
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
January 22 2009 08:09 GMT
#3
5/5, would read again.
AKA SurfSolar ----- This is the product of a DIY inadequate home
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
January 22 2009 08:09 GMT
#4
On January 22 2009 17:07 CharlieMurphy wrote:
FUCK PROTOSS

DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 22 2009 08:09 GMT
#5
I have diarrhea now thanks a lot.
RIP Aaliyah
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:10 GMT
#6
[image loading]
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51423 Posts
January 22 2009 08:11 GMT
#7
fuck charliemurphy
Commentator
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 22 2009 08:11 GMT
#8
On January 22 2009 17:11 GTR-2-Go wrote:
fuck charliemurphy


shit just got real
RIP Aaliyah
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:11 GMT
#9
GOOD THING YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING HOME PLANET TO MY BROODS YOU FUCKING PUSSIES. YOU FE'd TO SHAKURAS AND LOST YOUR MAIN LOLOL NOOBS.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10826 Posts
January 22 2009 08:14 GMT
#10
i support this blog
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 22 2009 08:14 GMT
#11
good blog
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:20:39
January 22 2009 08:15 GMT
#12
Why Protoss is gay:

1 - everyone and their mom plays protoss

2 - easiest race

3 - FE, mass units, scout around easily stop any expansions.

4 - if zerg is not expanding or teching just mass canons

5 - even if your macro/micro sucks your units have 200 hp and you've got canons everywhere anyways

6 - psi storm

7 - whenever you move your army out expand with 50 canons.

8 - when in doubt with extra minerals just mass zealots and canons

9 - etc
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 22 2009 08:16 GMT
#13
[image loading]

HAHAHA FUCK YOU CHARLIEMURPHY ENJOY YOUR PSI STORMS BITCH
RIP Aaliyah
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
January 22 2009 08:17 GMT
#14
On January 22 2009 17:15 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Why Protoss is gay:

1 - everyone and their mom plays protoss

2 - easiest race

3 - FE, mass units, scout around easily stop any expansions.

4 - if zerg is not expanding or teching just mass canons

5 - even if your macro sucks your units have 200 hp and you've got canons everywhere anyways

6 - psi storm

7 - etc

Haha imagine how much you would holler if some random RA3 noob came up to you and said SC was imbalanced
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:29:43
January 22 2009 08:17 GMT
#15
In SC2 Zerg makes their way towards earth. Meanwhile faggy protoss (who think they are the police of the universe, kinda like USA to Earth) is chasing the trail and blazing the planets. meanwhile xel naga comes back say hey fuck you idiots, we made the zerg perfect and you are not perfect, you are beta race that fails, kick rocks. idiots, we made you, we destroy you. Terran agrees, everyone kills protoss. THE END
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:19 GMT
#16
70 apm noob protoss are equal skill to 150+ skilled zerg players.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
January 22 2009 08:19 GMT
#17
go to bed
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
January 22 2009 08:23 GMT
#18
On January 22 2009 17:15 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Why Protoss is gay:

1 - everyone and their mom plays protoss

2 - easiest race

3 - FE, mass units, scout around easily stop any expansions.

4 - if zerg is not expanding or teching just mass canons

5 - even if your macro/micro sucks your units have 200 hp and you've got canons everywhere anyways

6 - psi storm

7 - whenever you move your army out expand with 50 canons.

8 - when in doubt with extra minerals just mass zealots and canons

9 - etc

1. Pick Protoss

2. Become a top foreigner

3. Prove a point

4. If 2 and 3 are not possible please shut the fuck up.
It's better to burn out than to fade away
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:24 GMT
#19
hey dont mind me, im a little shitty robot floating around unable to be killed for minutes, also I can easily delay zerg buildings and/or build pylons anywhere to further this delay.

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
January 22 2009 08:25 GMT
#20
uh oh charlie blew a gasket, blood bath pubbies to much for you big boy?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:26:59
January 22 2009 08:26 GMT
#21
protoss don't even eat what kind of wimpy faggots dont kill things to eat them? All skinny and bony, fucking bcakwards chicken legs
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
January 22 2009 08:29 GMT
#22
so im guessing you are done for the night?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:30 GMT
#23
just getting started my friend
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
January 22 2009 08:31 GMT
#24
On January 22 2009 17:09 mahnini wrote:
hello friend

Entusman #12
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
January 22 2009 08:31 GMT
#25
I agree with you, some of the cheese that these toss players pull out on iccup is outrageous.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
January 22 2009 08:31 GMT
#26
Fuck zerg. Making hydras is so easy.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:33:35
January 22 2009 08:32 GMT
#27
OH hai guys~ I dont look like a retard

[image loading]

Hey I look dumb too!

[image loading]


Hey I actually look like a protoss!
[image loading]

Here I am again bye
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:35 GMT
#28
I am protoss, I fight with honor and for the collective of protoss blah blah bullshit.

We don't use guns, we have lightsabers.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10826 Posts
January 22 2009 08:39 GMT
#29
i like where this blog is going
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
wtflah
Profile Joined October 2008
United States92 Posts
January 22 2009 08:41 GMT
#30
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
January 22 2009 08:42 GMT
#31
go to sleep
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:43:58
January 22 2009 08:43 GMT
#32
heres where this blog is going
[image loading]
s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
January 22 2009 08:44 GMT
#33
do what i do.

3 hatch mass lings into mutalisks.

and then expand.

keeps those noobs from 2 archon zealot pushes.
I am not good with quotes
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:52:54
January 22 2009 08:48 GMT
#34
On January 22 2009 17:43 hugitout wrote:
heres where this blog is going
[image loading]

that's pretty hot, this chick obviously plays zerg too
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
TheFlashyOne
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada450 Posts
January 22 2009 08:48 GMT
#35
i'll have to agree with you Chuck, its rare that i dont trashtalk someone after losing to a toss user ^___^
Don't Spend your Life Dreaming, Live your Dream
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 08:51:10
January 22 2009 08:50 GMT
#36
On January 22 2009 17:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 22 2009 17:43 hugitout wrote:
heres where this blog is going
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

that's pretty hot

thanks thats a picture of me, wanna fuck?

actually wanna just 2v2, come back on west
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 22 2009 08:56 GMT
#37
yes I am sick of 75% of my opponents being protoss.

CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 08:56 GMT
#38
Protoss don't micro, they retreat.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
TheFlashyOne
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada450 Posts
January 22 2009 09:01 GMT
#39
i think CharlieMurphy and i have two huge traits in common

1.We wanna maximize the amount of different girls we will bang in our lifetime
2.We hate Protoss

we really need to hang out together
Don't Spend your Life Dreaming, Live your Dream
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 09:02:14
January 22 2009 09:01 GMT
#40
lets make it so every map allows every race to FE easily and on top of that lets add a few more mineral chunks to each spot so the FE from non zerg is way stronger. constant worker pump = benefit, zerg = nothing.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
January 22 2009 09:05 GMT
#41
The zerg have zerglings. Zerglings are totally awesome. Pwned protoss!!!
PS wouldn't you go gay for a crackling?
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 09:06 GMT
#42
FACT: all protoss have a vagina and they psychically connect to reproduce like demolition man.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 09:10:52
January 22 2009 09:08 GMT
#43
FACT: Protoss do not have blood, when they die they evaporate like some gay air freshener

nothing gayer than some steamy hot P on P gay action.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
January 22 2009 09:09 GMT
#44
On January 22 2009 18:06 CharlieMurphy wrote:
FACT: all protoss have a vagina and they psychically connect to reproduce like demolition man.

I dunno man the protoss are all yellow and shiny. That makes them kind of cool. Bright lights ftw
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
January 22 2009 09:10 GMT
#45
I agree with you Charlie... On everything. Not much else to say.
Not bad for a cat toy.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 09:16 GMT
#46
yellow is the worst color in the entire spectrum
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
pandabearguy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States252 Posts
January 22 2009 09:20 GMT
#47
This is a really good blog
aka [ucr]pandabearg. much <3
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
January 22 2009 09:26 GMT
#48
PROTOSS ARE WANKERS

its true, they support tossing
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 22 2009 09:36 GMT
#49
god damn tossers
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
January 22 2009 09:38 GMT
#50
1a2a3a
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moshi moshi~
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27140 Posts
January 22 2009 10:43 GMT
#51
On January 22 2009 18:08 CharlieMurphy wrote:
FACT: Protoss do not have blood, when they die they evaporate like some gay air freshener

nothing gayer than some steamy hot P on P gay action.


looooooooool best one yet
ModeratorGodfather
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27140 Posts
January 22 2009 10:44 GMT
#52
o wtf, WHO CLOSED THIS
ModeratorGodfather
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10826 Posts
January 22 2009 18:54 GMT
#53
wtf why is this closed?
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 22 2009 19:41 GMT
#54
Who is a Protoss Moderator? :p
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Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
January 22 2009 22:42 GMT
#55
I suggest checking the mod log :p

This thread is garbage tho :<
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
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