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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
some how i believe this | ||
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Ideas
United States8139 Posts
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.ziyue.com/poster/v/VampireHunterD-Bloodlust.jpg) A real Vampire movie. | ||
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ShadowDrgn
United States2497 Posts
On November 25 2008 04:13 Ideas wrote: rofl as I read this thread in my CS class, i can hear these 2 girls near me talking about it LOL Two girls in a CS class? Lies. | ||
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KissBlade
United States5718 Posts
Haha, EXPOSED BY OUTRIGHT FACTS!!! | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22256 Posts
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Chau
Canada408 Posts
And from what I hear, I doubt it's reasonable to compare this to a vampire movie. It's a romance/drama that just happens to have vampires in it... | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22256 Posts
On November 26 2008 01:31 Chau wrote: Man, I remember my girlfriend and some of her friends talking about this book a couple months ago....but I didn't expect it to get this popular... And from what I hear, I doubt it's reasonable to compare this to a vampire movie. It's a romance/drama that just happens to have vampires in it... Oh, absolutely. It's 100% a chick flick / teeny bopper movie, that just happens to have vampires. It's like that garbage of a show Charmed. | ||
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Manowarrior
United States159 Posts
Now, I've not yet seen this apparently phenomenal spectacle of cinema, but I'm willing to bet it's not worth the hype, the millions of status updates that say "Twilight was AMAZING" and all the new photo albums entitled "Twilight premier!!". It's probably good, but not incredible.. here's why: 1. Wesley Snipes is nowhere in it. 2. Neither is Kate Beckinsale. 3. It's not rated R. 4. The main chick looks totally homely and unkempt. 5. I've heard that there is very little blood or dismemberment. I guarantee it's not better than any of the Blade or Underworld movies. Wesley Snipes is a total badass whereas Edward Cullen looks like an angst filled Abercrombie model. Not to mention that Snipes broke down racial barriers by being the first black vampire. Kate Beckinsale is totally bangin' hot and you know it, whereas Bella can barely reach an acceptable level of attractiveness. Chicks in vampire moves are supposed to be hot, extremely hot. No vampire in his right mind is going to try and pick up an "average" girl, vampires can do whatever the fuck they want so why would they settle? No-one cares if you saw it, when you saw it, how many times you saw it, who you saw it with, how incredible it was, how amazing it was, how many times you came at the sight of Edward Cullen, how you dumped your boyfriend immediately afterward because he did not closely enough resemble Edward Cullen, how you wish Edward Cullen was real so maybe he'd pick up a homely looking girl like yourself, how you lock yourself in your dimly lit room, light some candles, and touch yourself while you sit in front of your Edward Cullen shrine… and so on Grow up, and go watch a real vampire movie, one with explicit sex scenes, shit-tons of blood, and badass vampires who actually pick up hot girls. Suggested viewings are: 1. Interview With a Vampire 2. The Blade Trilogy 3. Underworld 1 & 2 4. Queen of the Damned 5. The Lost Boys 6. Nightwatch and 7. Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer (yes it's real) Do not under any circumstances watch Van Helsing … it's just terrible. | ||
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MeriaDoKk
Chile1726 Posts
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KissBlade
United States5718 Posts
On November 25 2008 22:30 EvilTeletubby wrote: ... I got laid like a motherfucker afterwards. Probably the wrong metaphor to use here ... o_O! Also how can anyone consider Underworld remotely good...? | ||
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
Atleast you have a chance of getting laid if you are willing to | ||
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17731 Posts
On November 26 2008 02:35 KissBlade wrote: Probably the wrong metaphor to use here ... o_O! Also how can anyone consider Underworld remotely good...? + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://www.newflix.net/posters/Underworld2evolution.jpg) Hot ^_^ | ||
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Canada1519 Posts
There's basically nothing more awesome and manly then twilight... ... + Show Spoiler + of the Thuuuunder God !!!!!!!!!111 ![[image loading]](http://www.capitaledumetal.com/data/album/300/amon_amarth_twilight_of_the_thunder_god.jpg) roaaaaar | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
on another note opeth is fun. hot topic has like 0 albums i like though; and jesus christ they were selling so much twilight shit in there ,Vinyls.. soundtracks then like just collectables and shit Mostly sold out too. I'm just totally bewildered who would want to buy that shit | ||
GTR
51490 Posts
I bet a million dollars all the chicks at my school will be talking about it =/ | ||
KwarK
United States43187 Posts
On November 26 2008 02:35 KissBlade wrote: Probably the wrong metaphor to use here ... o_O! Also how can anyone consider Underworld remotely good...? Underworld is pure lowest common denominator. It's fucking awesome. It's almost a type of porn in that sense. It's a mixture of action, special effects, Kate Beckinsale in tight leather and exponential increases in the power of combatants. If you take it seriously then yeah, it's not great. In the same way that if you actually seriously look at porn those people have some weird facial expressions and wtf is that crap she's saying. But if you just dive into it then it's really hot. Underworld and Underworld Evolution may be two of my favourite films. It's a simple premise. Let's have lots of overpowered thingies and make them fight. Then double the power and repeat. And Kate Beckinsale!!! You simply cannot go wrong with it. | ||
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