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The ultimate man test

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Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
April 25 2008 15:09 GMT
#1
Ladies and gentlemen. Ok, just guys..

Here on teamliquid we love to prove our manliness, we worship the manliest of men Reach. And here at teamliquid we are competitive too. So I want to introduce the ultimate test for manliness, here are the steps:

1) You must go to a gay porno website and pick some gay bareback video, watch it for a full minute (less than a minute means you disqualify)

2) Watch the video and start jacking off.

3) Report back on your new gay experience and tell us if it turned you on or not. Be honest!

4) The man with the limp dick wins.
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
April 25 2008 15:10 GMT
#2
Any test involving gay porn is one I'd rather fail.
Peace~
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
April 25 2008 15:10 GMT
#3
I just did it and my girlfriend was like what are you doing and i was like "prooving my manliness"

hello there
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
April 25 2008 15:12 GMT
#4
On April 26 2008 00:10 fanatacist wrote:
Any test involving gay porn is one I'd rather fail.


You are fail, good day sir!
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
April 25 2008 15:13 GMT
#5
Moved to blogs.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
April 25 2008 15:16 GMT
#6
agree with fanatacist.
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
April 25 2008 15:17 GMT
#7
Hot_Bid, why would you leave this open?
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
Dagor
Profile Joined March 2008
Germany64 Posts
April 25 2008 15:35 GMT
#8
So in your view Reach is a gay man with an erectile dysfunction ?
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-25 15:40:54
April 25 2008 15:39 GMT
#9
You're fucked up.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 25 2008 15:48 GMT
#10
....................
XK ßubonic
Gyabo
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States329 Posts
April 25 2008 16:14 GMT
#11
On April 26 2008 00:10 MarklarMarklar wrote:
I just did it and my girlfriend was like what are you doing and i was like "prooving my manliness"


LOL
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
April 25 2008 16:15 GMT
#12
On April 26 2008 00:12 Rev0lution wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2008 00:10 fanatacist wrote:
Any test involving gay porn is one I'd rather fail.


You are fail, good day sir!

So is this test and your concept of manliness.
Peace~
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
April 25 2008 16:20 GMT
#13
NO THANKS!
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
April 25 2008 16:21 GMT
#14
for once I agreed with fanatacist.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
April 25 2008 16:21 GMT
#15
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SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24813 Posts
April 25 2008 16:46 GMT
#16
When I hear manliness I think of being brave.

When I hear going to a gay porn sight I think of someone who shows no reservations about taking any action.

We know the brave man isn't the one who fears absolutely nothing.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
YuMMie
Profile Joined April 2008
Sweden46 Posts
April 25 2008 16:54 GMT
#17
http://youfail.org/
nom nom nom
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 25 2008 17:02 GMT
#18
Reminds me of something my mother once told me. We were making hotdogs (please excuse the phallic symbol), and I complained that we were out of ketchup. She told me to be a man and just eat it plain. I told her "that is not manly."

I'm not eating my fucking hot dogs plain, and I'm not looking at gay porn. 'Nough said.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
April 25 2008 17:08 GMT
#19
On April 26 2008 02:02 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I'm not eating my fucking hot dogs plain, and I'm not looking at gay porn. 'Nough said.

o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
April 25 2008 17:14 GMT
#20
On April 26 2008 01:21 FirstBorn wrote:
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lol owned
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