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Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-27 16:02:33
July 27 2014 16:01 GMT
#1
Gumba has no money and no food and is starving himself and thinking of committing ritual suicide!!11 Plz save him. I would if I lived close by.

Facts:
Gumba lives in Germany
He needs food
He has a dog

If ANYONE is close by wherever he is (he won't tell me where) then plz go over and give him some pasta or something.

Edit: I am actually serious here
Meavis
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Netherlands1300 Posts
July 27 2014 16:02 GMT
#2
wat
"Not you."
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 27 2014 16:03 GMT
#3
Rietberg
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Darkhorse
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States23455 Posts
July 27 2014 16:03 GMT
#4
5/5 best blog ever
WriterRecently Necro'd (?)
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
July 27 2014 16:03 GMT
#5
On July 28 2014 01:02 19Meavis93 wrote:
wat

Read the ATC finals thread. Gumba is the main topic of conversation there.
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
AWalker9
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United Kingdom7229 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-27 16:03:43
July 27 2014 16:03 GMT
#6
If he gets three kills in a row he'll be able to get a care package.
soOjwa has returned to smite all that stand in his way
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
July 27 2014 16:03 GMT
#7
I saw a guy with a dog that looked pretty hungry yesterday. Maybe it was him, should've asked.
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 27 2014 16:04 GMT
#8
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
July 27 2014 16:05 GMT
#9
On July 28 2014 01:01 Heartland wrote:
He needs food
He has a dog

Problem solved.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
July 27 2014 16:05 GMT
#10
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 27 2014 16:06 GMT
#11
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
LoneYoShi
Profile Blog Joined June 2014
France1348 Posts
July 27 2014 16:06 GMT
#12
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger


That makes no sense whatsoever. o_O
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
July 27 2014 16:07 GMT
#13
pretty sure that Rietberg doesnt actaully exist

also, buy a falafel
TL+ Member
AWalker9
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United Kingdom7229 Posts
July 27 2014 16:07 GMT
#14
On July 28 2014 01:06 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator


So he's a woman killer?
soOjwa has returned to smite all that stand in his way
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 27 2014 16:08 GMT
#15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rietberg this is where it is people
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-27 16:35:17
July 27 2014 16:11 GMT
#16
ALL CAPS TITLE, EXTRA WORK FOR ME

1/5

AdministratorBreak the chains
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 27 2014 16:11 GMT
#17
On July 28 2014 01:07 AWalker9 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:06 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator


So he's a woman killer?

He slays pussy yes
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 27 2014 16:12 GMT
#18
On July 28 2014 01:11 Zealously wrote:
ALL CAPS TITLE, EXTRA WORK FOR ME

1/5


why are you ruining this?
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
July 27 2014 16:12 GMT
#19
On July 28 2014 01:11 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:07 AWalker9 wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:06 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator


So he's a woman killer?

He slays pussy yes


What's the street name?
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
AWalker9
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United Kingdom7229 Posts
July 27 2014 16:13 GMT
#20
On July 28 2014 01:11 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:07 AWalker9 wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:06 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator


So he's a woman killer?

He slays pussy yes


I guess that's why fertility is bad in Korea
soOjwa has returned to smite all that stand in his way
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 27 2014 16:15 GMT
#21
On July 28 2014 01:12 Musicus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:11 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:07 AWalker9 wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:06 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator


So he's a woman killer?

He slays pussy yes


What's the street name?

Stennerland straße
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
AWalker9
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United Kingdom7229 Posts
July 27 2014 16:17 GMT
#22
On July 28 2014 01:15 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:12 Musicus wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:11 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:07 AWalker9 wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:06 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator


So he's a woman killer?

He slays pussy yes


What's the street name?

Stennerland straße


Your people are nicer than the French
soOjwa has returned to smite all that stand in his way
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 27 2014 16:17 GMT
#23
Maybe we can just order him a pizza. Unfortunately I am broke, Germany hates foreign Visa cards and I speak awful, awful German.
Undead1993
Profile Joined January 2012
Germany17651 Posts
July 27 2014 16:18 GMT
#24
On July 28 2014 01:06 LoneYoShi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger


That makes no sense whatsoever. o_O

love never does
SEKO SEKO SEKO SEKO SEKO
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
July 27 2014 16:19 GMT
#25
On July 28 2014 01:15 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:12 Musicus wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:11 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:07 AWalker9 wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:06 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator


So he's a woman killer?

He slays pussy yes


What's the street name?

Stennerland straße


Wtf there are like no delivery services at all, I'd need to order for 40 euros to send something from Mama's Pizzahaus.
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 27 2014 16:20 GMT
#26
Guys chill. I WILL SURVIVE AND PROSPER
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
AWalker9
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United Kingdom7229 Posts
July 27 2014 16:20 GMT
#27
On July 28 2014 01:19 Musicus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:15 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:12 Musicus wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:11 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:07 AWalker9 wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:06 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:05 The_Templar wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:04 GumBa wrote:
I starve so Inno doesnt need to hunger

So Inno doesn't feel the need to win, so he doesn't win?

INno wanted his teammates to play so he can continue being a chicks terminator


So he's a woman killer?

He slays pussy yes


What's the street name?

Stennerland straße


Wtf there are like no delivery services at all, I'd need to order for 40 euros to send something from Mama's Pizzahaus.


That's nuts
soOjwa has returned to smite all that stand in his way
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 27 2014 16:21 GMT
#28
On July 28 2014 01:20 GumBa wrote:
Guys chill. I WILL SURVIVE AND PROSPER


tbh if this doesn't work I am going to call the closest psych ward and have you committed
GumBa
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United Kingdom31935 Posts
July 27 2014 16:23 GMT
#29
On July 28 2014 01:21 Heartland wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:20 GumBa wrote:
Guys chill. I WILL SURVIVE AND PROSPER


tbh if this doesn't work I am going to call the closest psych ward and have you committed

You can try
To all the haters: you deserve to witness many, many more Serral victories, worthy of the godlike player he is.
AWalker9
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United Kingdom7229 Posts
July 27 2014 16:24 GMT
#30
On July 28 2014 01:23 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:21 Heartland wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:20 GumBa wrote:
Guys chill. I WILL SURVIVE AND PROSPER


tbh if this doesn't work I am going to call the closest psych ward and have you committed

You can try


You're already known to them are you?
soOjwa has returned to smite all that stand in his way
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 27 2014 16:24 GMT
#31
On July 28 2014 01:23 GumBa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:21 Heartland wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:20 GumBa wrote:
Guys chill. I WILL SURVIVE AND PROSPER


tbh if this doesn't work I am going to call the closest psych ward and have you committed

You can try


"Hallo? Ich möchte eine Leute zu... uhh.... zu gedenk-kranken haus gehen. Jawohl, ihre name ist 'Gumba' und he ist sehr cray-cray"
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
July 27 2014 16:32 GMT
#32
On July 28 2014 01:24 Heartland wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:23 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:21 Heartland wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:20 GumBa wrote:
Guys chill. I WILL SURVIVE AND PROSPER


tbh if this doesn't work I am going to call the closest psych ward and have you committed

You can try


"Hallo? Ich möchte eine Leute zu... uhh.... zu gedenk-kranken haus gehen. Jawohl, ihre name ist 'Gumba' und he ist sehr cray-cray"


lol
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
July 27 2014 16:34 GMT
#33
On July 28 2014 01:24 Heartland wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 28 2014 01:23 GumBa wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:21 Heartland wrote:
On July 28 2014 01:20 GumBa wrote:
Guys chill. I WILL SURVIVE AND PROSPER


tbh if this doesn't work I am going to call the closest psych ward and have you committed

You can try


"Hallo? Ich möchte eine Leute zu... uhh.... zu gedenk-kranken haus gehen. Jawohl, ihre name ist 'Gumba' und he ist sehr cray-cray"


I can confirm that cray-cray is a German word
AdministratorBreak the chains
Heartland
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Sweden24580 Posts
July 27 2014 16:38 GMT
#34
Wow, I am so bad at German.
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25657 Posts
July 27 2014 16:40 GMT
#35
No idea what this is, but its not funny.
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
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