Do you have a girlfriend?

On October 02 2006 12:37 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Where is the Sorta option?

On October 02 2006 12:51 QuietIdiot wrote:
nope and I don't plan on having one in the future. Maybe I should've been born gay

On October 02 2006 12:55 azndsh wrote:
I think the results are a foregone conclusion...

Would anyone with a girlfriend spend time on a Starcraft forum?

On October 02 2006 12:48 SwedishHero wrote:
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My fkcuing thought exactly

On October 02 2006 12:57 taktak wrote:
the question is:

would anyone get a girlfriend when he waste his time on a Starcraft forum?

On October 02 2006 13:04 MyLostTemple wrote:
HER NAME IS STARCRAFT

On October 02 2006 12:40 lawl mart wrote:
im in love with a stripper!

On October 02 2006 13:04 MyLostTemple wrote:
HER NAME IS STARCRAFT

On October 02 2006 13:18 Gene wrote:
unless you find the girl of your dreams, i firmly believe having a GF in college is fucking retarded.

that being said, while i have no GF, i AM trying to get this one girl. so i might be fucking retarded.

On October 02 2006 13:06 Hollow wrote:
girl..friend? what is that

On October 02 2006 13:22 Smurg wrote:
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On October 02 2006 13:28 GunSlinger wrote:
i'd hit that too.

On October 02 2006 13:31 Smurg wrote:
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Me too, with a blunt object.

Edit: Not in a cruel way.

On October 02 2006 14:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Blowjob -> Sex -> Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.

Edit: Her basically living here can be uncool though... like when me and my buddy wanted to smoke some crack last night, we had to be all secretive when she was sleeping.

On October 02 2006 14:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Blowjob -> Sex -> Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.

Edit: Her basically living here can be uncool though... like when me and my buddy wanted to smoke some crack last night, we had to be all secretive when she was sleeping.

On October 02 2006 14:42 ~OpZ~ wrote:
oi...I don't know whether to vote yes or no...

My g/f moved over the middle of the summer, July 10th. I didn't talk to her at all for July, then she called me in August, and we talked everyday except weekends from August 9th (3 days before my b-day. She also was forbidden to call me ect. ect. because some shit we had did -.- ) She last called me August 30th, and that same day her mom called my mother, and started yelling and shit sayin' somethin bout child porn or some shit being on my photobucket (Fuck password memory). Unless she put some new pictures up 10 minutes after I quit talking to her that same day, ain't shit on there like that. Now -er-...since we can't really talk at all anymore, I don't know whether to consider us together or not. We never officially broke up or anything like that, but no communication is actually possible between us, because I am too mucha bitch to send her a letter, cuz I don't know if her mom or her will get it, and all I need is that bitch to have my address -.-...Hate that bitch.

Wow...that was a pointless as rant to say I dont know.

Could go out with some other chick, and sadly I did ask another girl out, and my ex-g/f asked me back out ina note, but I said I lost it so I don't know what it said.

I keep ranting...shit.

On October 02 2006 14:43 Rekrul wrote:
lets brag about blow jobs, its a cool thing to do

On October 02 2006 14:43 Rekrul wrote:
lets brag about blow jobs, its a cool thing to do

On October 02 2006 15:03 dream-_- wrote:
pics here
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2218927&MyToken=dce11209-d3b9-41a1-a9f8-e5c2a4c1b05d

im obsessed with this one 30 year old married chick from my taekwondo. fuck man. but like, one time, she touched my arm. think I have a shot?

On October 02 2006 15:33 IntoTheWow wrote:
No formal girlfriend! only weekend girls i can go to :>

On October 02 2006 15:33 IntoTheWow wrote:
No formal girlfriend! only weekend girls i can go to :>

On October 02 2006 14:47 ))(())(( wrote:
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sooo.... youre young and your gf is also young, or youre a cradle rockin 19 year old bangin a 14 year old? or you just have a thing for kiddie porn? i dont get it.

On October 02 2006 15:58 baal wrote:
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going to the playground and fooling arround with 8yo in the sandbox doesnt count.

On October 02 2006 12:48 CTStalker wrote:
my girlfriend would be mad if she knew i posted that i enjoy having sex with her on an internet forum, but luckily she'll never read this!

On October 02 2006 16:22 IntoTheWow wrote:
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Then i guess you lied about your orgys.

On October 02 2006 12:36 tae wrote:
Maybe everyone on this forum is just so physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, and strikingly confident that they have so many women begging for them that they can't choose just one...?

On October 02 2006 16:33 [cF]TridenT wrote:
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you never know.. I caught my GF lookin at my TL.net posts she googled [cF]Trident and also searched [cF]Trident on the forum.. she gets bored sometimes i guess?

On October 02 2006 17:39 HonestTea wrote:
yes yes~

On October 02 2006 18:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
     [yes yes~]

LIES

On October 02 2006 18:36 Romance_us wrote:


Isn't she beautiful? Not the best facial expression but oh well!

On October 02 2006 18:36 Romance_us wrote:


Isn't she beautiful? Not the best facial expression but oh well!

On October 02 2006 18:36 Romance_us wrote:


Isn't she beautiful? Not the best facial expression but oh well!

On October 02 2006 14:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Blowjob -> Sex -> Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.

Edit: Her basically living here can be uncool though... like when me and my buddy wanted to smoke some crack last night, we had to be all secretive when she was sleeping.

lets brag about blow jobs, its a cool thing to do

On October 02 2006 22:55 Freaky[x] wrote:
Been with gf for almost 2 years now... anybody have a good idea for an anniversary gift and birthday present?

On October 02 2006 22:11 Rekrul wrote:
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.

Spunky, you are a genius.

On October 02 2006 14:13 ChoboCop wrote:
... Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.

On October 02 2006 22:11 Rekrul wrote:
The best way to break up with a girl and not crush her emotionally is just get up every time after sex and play SC instead of cuddling with her.

On October 02 2006 22:49 mnm wrote:
sc cuddling: have the girl sit on your lap while you play

On October 02 2006 19:04 StarN wrote:
She was the closest thing i've ever had to a girlfriend...
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again

On October 03 2006 00:17 uNcontroLable wrote:
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Hah, I've been that girl.



Unless that turns her on...
And then she seduces you.
Then you lose the match and still have said girlfriend.



I've also been that girl. We should come up with an acronym for that: playing with a girl on your lap. Like, "dude, I'm totally playing gol right now." Or "Man, I always play better when I'm gol." "Stop bragging about having gol and play, newb." etc. etc.

No?

It could, of course, also stand for "guy on lap" I suppose, for those among us that would prefer it that way.

On October 03 2006 00:18 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
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TIFA IS MINE STARN!!!! also how can you get a brazilian and a chinese confused? Even the darkest chinese doesnt look like a brazialian. There just different. Also which bathroom did you meet her in. THe girls or the boys?

b]On October 02 2006 22:55 Freaky[x] wrote:
Been with gf for almost 2 years now... anybody have a good idea for an anniversary gift and birthday present?

On October 02 2006 23:00 EvilTeletubby wrote:


Yeah... Not SC

On October 03 2006 06:24 LaZyScV wrote:
No girlfriend.

Pretty much every girl I like turns out to be married, engaged, has a child (or has children), or smokes. . . .

On October 03 2006 06:59 Fedaykin wrote:
A smoker is doable, if she cares about you she'll cut down on the smoking while you're around or quit.

Chicks with kids are for one-night stands Probably the same thing goes for the married and engages ones if you can 'break' them
My thoughts are Evil and LaZyScV, you're fucked unless you settle for a smoker

On October 03 2006 08:14 withme wrote:
ye, i have! her name is StarCraft :|

On October 02 2006 12:35 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
girls are bad for grades

On October 03 2006 07:40 EvilTeletubby wrote:
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She mentioned a while ago wanting to go to Haddonfield NJ, and even though New Jersey is the armpit of the USA...

On October 03 2006 10:36 ))(())(( wrote:
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screw all you nj haters

On October 03 2006 11:09 TopGear wrote:
Kinda

On October 03 2006 11:13 EvilTeletubby wrote:
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Haha, I was wondering how long it'd be before one of you bastards chimed in.

On October 03 2006 11:14 ))(())(( wrote:
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:p. you sound like someone near by. must be someone from ny or pa?

On October 03 2006 07:40 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Was the "Evil" directed at me?

Anyways, my girl used to smoke a little, but she stopped for me. ^_^


Edit - We actually just did something pretty cool, I normally have Sun/Tues off, so I took off Sat/Mon so I could spend the whole weekend with her (her having off Monday as well since it was a holiday [she works for the school system]);

She mentioned a while ago wanting to go to Haddonfield NJ, and even though New Jersey is the armpit of the USA, Haddonfield is a quaint little town, bunch of antique shops, and the leaves just starting to turn (she loves fall). We looked online for a place to stay, there was a nice little bed & breakfast there, but it was hella expensive, so she just kind've assumed we weren't gonna go...

So I pretty much said "We're going on a little trip" like Saturday, and wouldn't even tell her where we were going. She eventually figured out we were going to Haddonfield, and after a couple wrong turns by me (the fucked up NJ road system is yet ANOTHER reason why I hate the state), but was shocked as hell when we pulled up to the Inn we were looking at (a couple phone calls + trying to sound pitiful, got them to lower the ridiculous price to something only slightly ridiculous).

Turned out to be a beautiful weekend, weather was beautiful, skies clear, little bit chilly (she loves that), leaves falling, etc. Real kicker for her came when we were going out to just take a walk around the place, I threw a present for her onto the bed, so we went out, had a nice quiet walk, just taking it all in.

When we got back and I opened the door, she was just kind've silent when she saw it sitting there... first she was trying to figure out how the hell it got there, but she cautiously opened the gift, and after me fucking with her a bit (telling her I couldn't find the one she really wanted), she discovered an expensive pair of shoes she had been wanting for a very long time (I even got the size right and everything, woot!). Then something amazing happened... she was speechless. I had actually shut her up, she had NOTHING to say. Was like the happiest I'd ever seen her. And after she took a bath, wearing only a bath robe in front of a lit fireplace, me rubbing her feet, said it was the best weekend of her life, and was just *completely* in love with me.

Who says nerds can't be romantic. ^_^

On October 03 2006 07:40 EvilTeletubby wrote:
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Was the "Evil" directed at me?

On October 03 2006 17:27 Kaotu wrote:
guys quick question

is it lame to ask a girl on a date, like for tonight, by leaving a message on her phone? she's in class right now, I'm planning on asking her out to dessert or something (nothing special)
she's a friend and i'm trying to make a bit of a first move here (2nd move maybe but a more obvious move)

if you are a girl newb don't answer plz

On October 03 2006 09:29 Hot_Bid wrote:
alias how is the whole homosexual thing going

On October 02 2006 14:56 mr.bad wrote:
I'm having an affair with my friends' girlfriend: Sarah Dragon

On October 04 2006 06:22 alias wrote:
hey i am not homosexual!!! geez, fine call me a guy then, and i am dating a girl. whatever. it's still a lie, but better than being called homo.

On October 04 2006 09:45 Hot_Bid wrote:
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you soooo have a penis

On October 02 2006 12:39 HeadBangaa wrote:
I have a girlfriend. She has small titties and a big butt (my fave!).

On October 04 2006 06:56 Last.Midnight wrote:


Me and my girlfriend.

On October 04 2006 06:22 alias wrote:
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hey i am not homosexual!!! geez, fine call me a guy then, and i am dating a girl. whatever. it's still a lie, but better than being called homo.

On October 02 2006 22:49 mnm wrote:
sc cuddling: have the girl sit on your lap while you play, have the girl hug you while you play, hug the girl while she plays, sit on the girls lap while she plays.. but periodically check to see if she is breathing

On October 04 2006 10:54 Norway wrote:
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+ 1 that... with this...

Playing computer games while you're g/f gives you a blowjob = win...

I find it hard to get mad after losing games when this happens... And I usually lose a lot more as well..

Hrmmmm

On October 04 2006 06:22 alias wrote:
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hey i am not homosexual!!! geez, fine call me a guy then, and i am dating a girl. whatever. it's still a lie, but better than being called homo.

On October 04 2006 10:54 Norway wrote:
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+ 1 that... with this...

Playing computer games while you're g/f gives you a blowjob = win...

I find it hard to get mad after losing games when this happens... And I usually lose a lot more as well..

Hrmmmm

On October 07 2006 01:03 mnm wrote:
bs. i bet u r the girl plexa. with a name like plexa and all =)

On October 07 2006 01:03 mnm wrote:
bs. i bet u r the girl plexa. with a name like plexa and all =)