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nGBeast
Profile Joined July 2010
United States914 Posts
September 09 2012 01:13 GMT
#41
I'd take her out to a nice dinner and then have consensual missionary style sex.
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
September 09 2012 01:15 GMT
#42
On September 09 2012 10:13 nGBeast wrote:
I'd take her out to a nice dinner and then have consensual missionary style sex.


LoL. This reminds me of The Simpsons clip:

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season12/computer14.mp3
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18855 Posts
September 09 2012 01:16 GMT
#43
On September 09 2012 10:12 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 10:07 farvacola wrote:
On September 09 2012 10:05 TheAmazombie wrote:
On September 09 2012 10:03 farvacola wrote:
I'd say Nova is definitely Olive Garden material.


Do you mean she is fake Italian food that somehow still tastes pretty good?

Amongst my friends and I, we casually refer to women attractive enough to consider a one-night stand "Olive Garden material". Free breadsticks and salad and a night of no regrets.

reminds me of this mad tv clip lol+ Show Spoiler +

Holy nostalgia batman, very apt clip lol.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
ThePlayer33
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia2378 Posts
September 09 2012 01:17 GMT
#44
Who'd i rather what.
| Idra | YuGiOh | Leenock | Coca |
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
September 09 2012 01:17 GMT
#45
On September 09 2012 10:17 ThePlayer33 wrote:
Who'd i rather what.


Ride a Ferris wheel with.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
FrostedMiniWheats
Profile Joined August 2010
United States30730 Posts
September 09 2012 01:21 GMT
#46
No mention of Selendis? Protoss girls need some love too.
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Belisarius
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia6233 Posts
September 09 2012 01:22 GMT
#47
On September 09 2012 09:54 storywriter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

take out to dinner


On September 09 2012 09:54 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:54 storywriter wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

take out to dinner

Have a sleep over



On September 09 2012 09:55 ptrpb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

fuck, copulate, have sexual intercourse with, make love to, bang, screw, reproduce with


This sequence made me lol.
Chriscras
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Korea (South)2812 Posts
September 09 2012 01:25 GMT
#48
Kerrigan has to assimilate our DNA into the swarm somehow!!
"En taro adun, Executor."
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
September 09 2012 01:26 GMT
#49
On September 09 2012 10:22 Belisarius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:54 storywriter wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

take out to dinner


Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:54 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:54 storywriter wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

take out to dinner

Have a sleep over



Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:55 ptrpb wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

fuck, copulate, have sexual intercourse with, make love to, bang, screw, reproduce with


This sequence made me lol.

Thank you for the responses everyone, now I understand :o
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MisterTea
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1047 Posts
September 09 2012 01:28 GMT
#50
On September 09 2012 09:55 ptrpb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

fuck, copulate, have sexual intercourse with, make love to, bang, screw, reproduce with

suck a fart out of,

sorry had to lol
Warpath
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1242 Posts
September 09 2012 01:29 GMT
#51
My inner rainbow voted DuGalle
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
September 09 2012 01:29 GMT
#52
Well this is an interesting thread, human kerrigan all the way.
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FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
September 09 2012 01:29 GMT
#53
On September 09 2012 09:54 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:54 storywriter wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

take out to dinner

Have a sleep over


Get naked with...

wait... lights on or off?
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 01:30:23
September 09 2012 01:30 GMT
#54
On September 09 2012 10:28 MisterTea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 09:55 ptrpb wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

fuck, copulate, have sexual intercourse with, make love to, bang, screw, reproduce with

suck a fart out of,

sorry had to lol


What? I just don't get this. Stay classy bro...
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 09 2012 01:30 GMT
#55
On September 09 2012 10:26 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2012 10:22 Belisarius wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:54 storywriter wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

take out to dinner


On September 09 2012 09:54 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:54 storywriter wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

take out to dinner

Have a sleep over



On September 09 2012 09:55 ptrpb wrote:
On September 09 2012 09:51 The_Templar wrote:
I'm a naive schoolperson, so...
Who would I rather what?

fuck, copulate, have sexual intercourse with, make love to, bang, screw, reproduce with


This sequence made me lol.

Thank you for the responses everyone, now I understand :o


I don't think you do. Here's some more explanation

Sexual reproduction is a process whereby organisms form offspring that combine genetic traits from both parents. Chromosomes are passed on from one generation to the next in this process. Each cell in the offspring has half the chromosomes of the mother and half of the father. Genetic traits are contained within the deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) of chromosomes – by combining one of each type of chromosomes from each parent, an organism is formed containing a doubled set of chromosomes. This double-chromosome stage is called "diploid", while the single-chromosome stage is "haploid". Diploid organisms can, in turn, form haploid cells (gametes) that randomly contain one of each of the chromosome pairs, via a process called meiosis. Meiosis also involves a stage of chromosomal crossover, in which regions of DNA are exchanged between matched types of chromosomes, to form a new pair of mixed chromosomes. Crossing over and fertilization (the recombining of single sets of chromosomes to make a new diploid) result in the new organism containing a different set of genetic traits from either parent.
In many organisms, the haploid stage has been reduced to just gametes specialized to recombine and form a new diploid organism; in others, the gametes are capable of undergoing cell division to produce multicellular haploid organisms. In either case, gametes may be externally similar, particularly in size (isogamy), or may have evolved an asymmetry such that the gametes are different in size and other aspects (anisogamy). By convention, the larger gamete (called an ovum, or egg cell) is considered female, while the smaller gamete (called a spermatozoon, or sperm cell) is considered male. An individual that produces exclusively large gametes is female, and one that produces exclusively small gametes is male. An individual that produces both types of gametes is a hermaphrodite; in some cases hermaphrodites are able to self-fertilize and produce offspring on their own, without a second organism.

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex
Ksquared
Profile Joined July 2011
United States1748 Posts
September 09 2012 01:30 GMT
#56
All of them. No exception.
eSports for life.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 09 2012 01:32 GMT
#57
Infested Kerrigan? :X

No thanks.

The longevity of this thread is earth-shattering though.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
BongChambers
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada591 Posts
September 09 2012 01:32 GMT
#58
How has this stayed up as long as it has?

Lets go for as many pages possible before mods find this....

OR RATHER THEY ARE DEBATING AMONG THEMSELVES THE SAME QUESTION !!

:O :O :O
420
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 01:33:29
September 09 2012 01:32 GMT
#59
On September 09 2012 10:32 BongChambers wrote:
How has this stayed up as long as it has?

Lets go for as many pages possible before mods find this....

OR RATHER THEY ARE DEBATING AMONG THEMSELVES THE SAME QUESTION !!

:O :O :O

Endless discussion in this thread about how long this thread will last *head explodes*
edit: The mods might just be giving this a chance, but I don't think they've actually noticed this thread yet.
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Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
September 09 2012 01:33 GMT
#60
On September 09 2012 10:13 nGBeast wrote:
I'd take her out to a nice dinner and then have consensual missionary style sex.


Sick bastard.
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