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ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13405 Posts
May 13 2012 04:46 GMT
#61
This is a really bad copypasta, really bad troll, not even that great a story.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
JoeSchmoe
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2058 Posts
May 13 2012 04:47 GMT
#62
i give this a 1/(1+e^-1/2) out of 10
Imbajoe
Profile Joined September 2010
United States857 Posts
May 13 2012 04:47 GMT
#63
I was one of the guys beating him up, I can attest to OP's story.
i wear a kitten scarf
Chargelot
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
2275 Posts
May 13 2012 04:48 GMT
#64
On May 13 2012 13:47 JoeSchmoe wrote:
i give this a 1/(1+e^-1/2) out of 10

0.62 is higher than 0. You gave a lot of points, sir.
Here's to hoping I still know how to math.
+ Show Spoiler +
God knows I can't english that well.
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FlyingDike
Profile Joined December 2011
United States221 Posts
May 13 2012 04:49 GMT
#65
Ever since Incontrol banned my TL account for supporting my friend's stream (he thought I was an account of the friend I was supporting), I never liked him and always bashed on him when I could, but after this story, I think I should clear his record of bad assumptions and give him another chance.
ambikalx
Profile Joined September 2011
United States30 Posts
May 13 2012 04:49 GMT
#66
when he dropped you off, did you tell him "yo holmes, smell ya later!"
DueSs
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States765 Posts
May 13 2012 04:50 GMT
#67
no.
arepa3000
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada57 Posts
May 13 2012 04:51 GMT
#68
sadly i believed this story
Whoawhoawewa! - Borat
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
May 13 2012 04:51 GMT
#69
On May 13 2012 13:31 StarStruck wrote:
If you're going to do something like this do it right:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=75042


Best part of that by far is chill LOL
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
b0mBerMan
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan271 Posts
May 13 2012 04:51 GMT
#70
how the fuck is this thread still up?
Bulugulu
Profile Joined March 2011
Israel250 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 04:55:09
May 13 2012 04:54 GMT
#71
“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.”
iYiYi
Profile Joined March 2011
United States489 Posts
May 13 2012 04:55 GMT
#72
On May 13 2012 13:31 StarStruck wrote:
If you're going to do something like this do it right:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=75042


Did you really find that funny?
aLt)nirvana
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Singapore846 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 04:58:19
May 13 2012 04:56 GMT
#73
On May 13 2012 13:25 djRAMbO wrote:
I've always been a huge fan of EG and incontrol especially, not only in spite of people giving him shit, but BECAUSE of it, and because he's such a friendly, positive influence on the ESPORTS scene.


This right here! Incontrol is super awesome. This story not so, cmon a fresh prince reference doesn't make it good but I loled at the cheeseburger line.
sc2sea.com - The SEA / ANZ community
Kolean.Tellan
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium217 Posts
May 13 2012 04:57 GMT
#74
so incredibly bad, it tends towards getting good for some reason ..
you can no more win a war then you can win an earthquake.
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
May 13 2012 04:58 GMT
#75
On May 13 2012 13:51 b0mBerMan wrote:
how the fuck is this thread still up?


my thoughts exactly ....
Jinsho
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom3101 Posts
May 13 2012 04:58 GMT
#76
This, despite being rather weakly written, is still better than that other crap linked from 2008.
BlackGosu
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada1046 Posts
May 13 2012 05:00 GMT
#77
so its not true? i had hopes
Jar Jar Binks
MountainGoat
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States507 Posts
May 13 2012 05:00 GMT
#78
Wasn't this on reddit a long time ago?
Oiseaux
Profile Joined May 2011
United States676 Posts
May 13 2012 05:02 GMT
#79
Even if I didn't lol literally, I did do it internally ... 5/10.
"[S]o be ready to kiss a few donkeys with glued-on paper horns during your unicorn hunt." -Some stupid 4x4 magazine
Blade Fox
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States215 Posts
May 13 2012 05:02 GMT
#80
The cool thing is Incontrol would probably do that for someone wearing an EG shirt.

No doubt about it.
Blame it on my A.D.D
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