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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
November 04 2005 11:54 GMT
#1
Okay, so i don't want to become an e-emo kid aournd here or anything. And i don't usually post this kind of stuff on forums... but i met this girl over the internet :S and im not sure of what to do. Anda also im not sure my friends will be able to help me that much.

Like a month ago or so, i started posting in a forum I have been reading for a long time. Its a games forum. Anyway, there was this user who everyone knew it was a girl. One day i got a PM from this girl asking for my msn account. I add her for curiosity and inmediately starts a conversation.
Ok. So everyone in the forum is sure she is a girl. Someone leeked some pics he got from her, of her doing a blowjob. This made me think she was a fake user or something like that ( you never know in teh internets =[ ).

If you want to se this pics just for curiosity

NOTE: NOT WORK SAFE

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5492/blabla27vg.jpg
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6097/blabla10nt.jpg

NOT WORK SAFE PICTURES

So we talk like 3 days MAX over msn and she starts giving me phrases like: "we should really go drink something sometime" (we were talking about drinks). I didnt know what to do since there were some chances she was a fake. Anyway i took my chances and went to meet her yesterday's afternoon, at about 8pm. Im waiting on a bar's door and as soon as i saw every woman that passed by, i would check if it was her, =[ lol.
Ten minutes passed and i was thinking how stupid i was for going (it was a 40 minute trip on bus), when i feel someone touching my shoulder.
It was her. She was dressed pretty hot for a week day (i dont know how to call this in english) and we inmediately went inside the bar to have some beers, and after like 1 hour of drinking and talking she asks me if i wanted to go to her house (5 blocks away from where we were at). I go yes of course, thinking only about how 'friendly' she was towards me and, of course, about her pictures.

We get to her house, take the elevator and when we are about to enter her house, she starts kissing me very passionately while moving inside her house. I 'push' her to the sofa and she starts trying to unzip my jeans. And when i was about to revive what i've seen in those pictures:


Ninjas. Thousands of them flipping against the walls. Breaking every jar, painting, grandma, whatever they saw in the apartment. The camera cuts to an extreme zoom-in on a ninja clan leader, standing on top of a table. He screams some hardcore battlecry in Japanese, and i'm not sure what he's saying because there are no subtitles at this part. He takes the damn whore and breaks his neck with a kung-fu touch.

NOW IM REALLY PISSED. They ruined my blowjob. I turn my head to the other 999 ninjas ( *Music wails in the background* ), and start kicking ass "the matrix" style with slow motion and everything. I kill those 999 within seconds, but... the ninja leader gets to stab me from the back and im fucking bleeding so bad, but i couldn't care less. My wang was still hard as a rock.

I stab my the ninja leader right into his throat with my stiff cock, and unleash all them cum i have been acumulating for the last for 2 hours while using my fingers to block the sperm coming out of his ears. His head instantly explodes covering the whole room in a pinky tone.

I get to the street and take the bus home...

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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17017 Posts
November 04 2005 11:58 GMT
#2
:[
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wasted
Profile Joined October 2002
Germany1789 Posts
November 04 2005 11:59 GMT
#3
i should start reading posts backwards, or make a FF plugin which highlights the word ninja..
---gone---
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
November 04 2005 11:59 GMT
#4
THIS WAS NOT FUNNY THE FIRST TIME.
Ha.cK
Profile Joined March 2005
United States271 Posts
November 04 2005 12:00 GMT
#5
right when I saw intothewow as the thread starter i pressed cntrl+f and searched 'ninjas'
wtf
DreamOfVision
Profile Joined April 2004
Poland318 Posts
November 04 2005 12:00 GMT
#6
OMG I KNEW THE NINJAS WERE COMING, FUCKING KNEW IT. damn good story. write a book.
collegeBored
Profile Joined November 2002
United States1524 Posts
November 04 2005 12:00 GMT
#7
was funny the first time. now ure just retarded
The stupid neither forgive nor forget, the naive forgive and forget, the wise forgive but never forget.
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
November 04 2005 12:00 GMT
#8
"He takes the damn whore and breaks his neck with a kung-fu touch."
nothing else to add judge.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
November 04 2005 12:01 GMT
#9
--- Nuked ---
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
November 04 2005 12:02 GMT
#10
lmao
NoCleanFeed.com
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
November 04 2005 12:06 GMT
#11
someone link me to the first one, i think i missed it or something
AUSSIESCUM
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20076 Posts
November 04 2005 12:09 GMT
#12
HHAHHAHAha
I cant believe i didnt see that coming, but i laughed longer and harder at this one
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-04 12:10:22
November 04 2005 12:10 GMT
#13
Juajajaajajjaaj. Igual estaban buenas las fotos

Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
red.venom
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4651 Posts
November 04 2005 12:12 GMT
#14
Hahha I didn't make the correlation to the other thread with this shit. That one didn't make me laugh but this one did. You got me:[
Broom
whatever
Profile Joined July 2005
Mexico693 Posts
November 04 2005 12:15 GMT
#15
I think this will be your last story cus you wont be able to surprise us next time
Time is always on my side
inc
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden889 Posts
November 04 2005 12:16 GMT
#16
hahahah
i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure
MarKoNiO
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Peru888 Posts
November 04 2005 12:17 GMT
#17
On November 04 2005 21:10 skindzer wrote:
Juajajaajajjaaj. Igual estaban buenas las fotos



WTF !!!, you like those pics ?? OMFG !
- Hardcore gamer -
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
November 04 2005 12:17 GMT
#18
On November 04 2005 21:15 ChOsU wrote:
I think this will be your last story cus you wont be able to surprise us next time


You never know....
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Ha.cK
Profile Joined March 2005
United States271 Posts
November 04 2005 12:19 GMT
#19
he's gonna write real stories for a week to throw you off, then on the 7th day,

ninjas. thousands of them.
wtf
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20076 Posts
November 04 2005 12:20 GMT
#20
This is the future IntoTheWow
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how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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