EG.DeMusliM is back! - Page 24

On May 07 2011 01:58 iNcontroL wrote:
you heard it here folks

My sc2 career is dwindling... 1 sec, I'm going to go tweet to my 11k followers how sad that makes me -.-

On May 07 2011 01:42 iNcontroL wrote:
I'll give you a few hints:

1. I ask him to win every game for a year
2. "We regret nothing" ???
3. All caps should be a tip that something may be a miss here
4. The streotypes of "english" phrases in the sign off
5. Calling myself the FACE OF ESPORTS
6. I specify that he shouldn't beat EG protosses (HELLO?)
7. Find other posts I start with "Dear X" try and find a serious one... HINT: There are none.

The other 8 can be left to you to find (because I was being literal with the number 15)

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On May 07 2011 02:03 iNcontroL wrote:
BEN WHY SO DUMB? LOLLLLLLLLLL

On May 07 2011 05:51 LightWireEX wrote:
You people...you fucking people......grow some fucking balls you uptight pricks. Everything is so drama filled in star2 these days, just fucking get over it and laugh. There is no reason to post an essay about "why incontrol was offensive in his latest post". It's just fucking pathetic.

On May 07 2011 05:22 Eurekastreet wrote:
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1.Anyone who doesn't understand how hilarious that is is really stupid (or european).
2.Why would you ? You getting paid, that makes you right about everything.
3."You never get enough credit for how loud you say things". (Stewart to O'Reilly, somehow felt appropriate here)
4.Streotypes. Antidisestablishmentarianism. But streotypes first.
5.ITS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING (like pay the rent for a few months and shit)
6.Why so subtle? Why ? HELLOOOOO?
7.Just like for any great writer, everyone should read all Inc previous work before reacting to any new post (essay/novel/website)


other 8 ?
8. You didn't mention Anna in the last 10 posts? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ? You low on sugar or what ?
9. Where's the gosufunny.com link in your signature ? I think people are mislead by this omission.
10. "My sc2 career is dwindling" Wish I had played SC1 to understand what that was about. Or you plan to eat Husky ? WHAT'S THE PLAN ?
11.Where's all the classy Kelly impersonation jokes gone ? Honestly man, wtf are you doing these days ? SOME OF US ARE BORED if we don't get racist jokes every second week.
12.How do I get to see NASL vod's for free, I'm too dumb to use their site ?
13. What's the name of your poodle ? Not the official one, the secret one ?
14. Now we made fun of UK people in rehab (and possibly having a hard time to pay the bills due to not participating to big tournaments), can we start with the autist jokes already, it's getting late here ?
15. Damn, I'm running out of fuel. Who shall I insult ?

My twitter (@narcissucoaching) mentions trolling some americans. Damn I'm subtle.



Edit
Forgot the most important part : Glad to see Demuslim back. Can't wait to see you play again (and please cast tourneys as often as you can, you're damn good at it too)!