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Poll: PickEveryone else (27) 87% Jocks (4) 13% 31 total votes Your vote: Pick (Vote): Jocks
(Vote): Everyone else
In high school no one gives the downtrodden jock a second glance. Jocks are despised and looked down upon as the most socially incapable and miserable members of high school society. Jocks form the lowest rung on the social ladder. Everyone either hates jocks or feels  Really sorry for them...or do they?
Let's get one thing straight. This goes out to all the nerds, emo kids,  Cool Asians, and possibly any other clique to whom  MaY apply: we jocks don't want your sympathy. We don't want you to show interest in us or try to make friends with us, simply because we are better off alone with our super model girlfriends, talking amongst each other about Werner Heisenberg and AP Quantum Physics.
You know what, we know your SeCret. You guys are Just jealous of us jocks, plain and simple jealous. While you guys spend your free time going to LANs and getting drunk, us jocks work our asses off doing homework. While you guys ridicule us and humiliate us, we know deep down that you're doing it because you guys want to be Just like us, and we try to hide our smiles even as we're being ostracized by the "Cool kids". While you guys will go to 2nd and 3rd teir universities and work at Wendy's for the rest of your pathetic lives, us jocks will graduate from the Ivy League schools and land the biggest jobs out there. So, for anyone who isn't a jock, I hOpe you enjoy prom, because it will be the Last night your parents pamper and support you until you all get crude Reality checks.
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Replace jocks with nerds? or is this a troll attempt.
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I don't troll. I am an angry hostile jock tired of getting bashed by all the nerds because I am a social outcast.
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Fight adversity otsu! !! This and Jayson X restore some of my faith in TL's bloggers
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how can jocks be social outcasts?
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Why did you TLPDize this blog?
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it doesnt work with jocks =\
besides, jocks usually get the dates =_=
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Because us jocks are superior to everyone in every single way possible known way.
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On MaY 01 2010 06:23 blahman3344 wrote:it doesnt work with jocks =\ besides, jocks usually get the dates =_=
This isn't True, it is the amount of EffOrt you put in...
User was warned for this post
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Americans, sometimes I dont get you guys.
EDIT:And I know the stereotypes.
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this is satire...^^ so yeah stop pointing out the flaws, they are there on purpose it doesn't make sense
edit: i noticed the other blog so nevermind :D
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I thought Jocks were the hip sporty white kids
just
another
white
kid
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this is stupid as all hell...
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why are people making the same threads over and over again?
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On May 01 2010 06:49 GreEny K wrote:
this is stupid as all hell...
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bitches can't hang with the streets
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Wow really? lol I don't think it works as well with the Jock thing.
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[u]While you guys spend your free time going to LANs and getting drunk, us jocks work our asses off doing homework
This blog makes no sense you overlap so many things that it's a clusterfuck.
And it's stupid to classify people as "jocks" and "nerds" nowadays, there were plenty of kids in my school who were "nerdy" and also were friends with "jocks" and played on the basketball / football teams (track isn't a sport). You don't have to be a social outcast just because you're "nerdy."
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
This is quite interesting...
Also I like the random TLPDization!
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On May 01 2010 07:00 Grobyc wrote:
Why are you bothering to parody another really poorly constructed blog? Neither this nor the original showed any effort, creativity, or skill.
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Attempts to read it vertically in order to discern a hidden joke... Nope, still doesn't get it.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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EPT
