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From the creators of 24, Fringe, and Jersey Shore Fox is proud to present a new drama premiering April 1st, 2010.
Betaless : A story of Sex, Lies and Death
Plot :
Jimmy was just a normal boy he liked apple pie and hotdogs until February 18, 2010 his life was changed drastically with the release of the Starcraft 2 beta. This new drama will lead you through the journey of Jimmy going about his life without SC2 beta. As Jimmy goes crazy and on the brink of insanity a story of sex lies and even....death.
Day 1 (09:00 hours New York, New York) :
Jimmy has just woken up it has been roughly 1 and a half moths since the release of the beta. Jimmy looks like a mess he hasn't showered of shaved in days. His wife left him and he lost his job after not going in for 3 days without calling. Jimmy is on the verge on insanity. He decides owning noobs with 1a2a3a4a on ICCUP will make him feel better. He gets on and does a 4 pool rush against some other zerg. The other zerg gets pissed off when he loses and says "Fuck this im going back to sc2 that game is so much better". Jimmy spends the remaining 12 hours in various fettle positions crying.
Day 2 (11:00 hours Somewhere in, New Jersey)
Jimmy just woke up on the street in a new strange place. One of the signs of BSS is sleep walking and sleep driving. He's alone he's scared and he's lost. He walks into the nearest bar the owner of the bar is Bob and he can tell something is wrong with Jimmy. Jimmy and Bob connect as Bob used to have BSS. Bob has an extra friend invite that he may give to Jimmy to cure his disease. Bob ends up giving it to his slutty girlfriend who he met 3 days ago and who doesn't even know what a "starcraft" is. "Is that like something from Space Trek?". Ugh. Jimmy finds his car goes back home and cries in various fettle positions for the next 8 hours.
This pilot of the show has been brought to you by Pepsi.
And now a message from our sponsors.
Every day thousands of people suffer from BSS (Betaless Starcraft Syndrome). You can help you can donate a beta key to Jimmy and other children suffering this disease. We appreciate your donation. If anyone would like a spare a US beta key to Jimmy you can PM me  .
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what does the A in david A williams stand for?
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Have you ever heard of changing peoples names for privacy purposes? HUH?
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Are you sure you're not David Anthony Williams?
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Nope. But he looks like a baller.
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On March 29 2010 10:36 DavidAWilliams wrote:
Nope. But he looks like a baller.
he is, david austin williams. he sure is
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
Hmmm didn't we already have one of these 'creative ways to ask for a Beta key' threads? >.>
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normal "boy" with a wife and the ability to pull off 4pools vs zerg...
dafuck you been smoking man??
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Im smoking sadness because I don't got sc2 beta man...
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Sounds like a show that I'd put on the TV to help me concentrate on SC2B BABY
fuck yeah I got a key
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In that case im smoking with you.
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Don't waste your time writing threads like this in hopes of getting a beta key - beta isn't THAT fun, and just because you don't have beta doesn't mean you will suck at sc2. Sc1 has been out for like 11 years, many people who have played it for three or four(or 1/2 a year, in the case of many wc3 switchovers when sc2 beta release date was set), were very good. I got a beta key several weeks after beta was released, it is awesome to get one, yes, but it isn't all that it seems to be when you don't have a key.
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On March 29 2010 12:07 Newguy wrote:
Don't waste your time writing threads like this in hopes of getting a beta key - beta isn't THAT fun, and just because you don't have beta doesn't mean you will suck at sc2. Sc1 has been out for like 11 years, many people who have played it for three or four(or 1/2 a year, in the case of many wc3 switchovers when sc2 beta release date was set), were very good. I got a beta key several weeks after beta was released, it is awesome to get one, yes, but it isn't all that it seems to be when you don't have a key.
Blasphemy!!!
But I don't have a beta yet 
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Tomorrow on Day 2 of Betaless :
Jimmy meets Bob who has a SC2 beta key invite left! Will Bob give Jimmy the invite? Will Jimmy finally get a beta key? Will Jimmy kill Bob if he doesn't give him the SC2 beta key? Tune in tomorrow to find out!
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On March 29 2010 14:02 randomKo_Orean wrote:Show nested quote +On March 29 2010 13:59 DavidAWilliams wrote:
Tomorrow on Day 2 of Betaless :
Jimmy meets Bob who has a SC2 beta key invite left! Will Bob give Jimmy the invite? Will Jimmy finally get a beta key? Will Jimmy kill Bob if he doesn't give him the SC2 beta key? Tune in tomorrow to find out!
probably not ;_;
lol...hrmm i wonder where this is going to go...
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On March 29 2010 14:02 randomKo_Orean wrote:Show nested quote +On March 29 2010 13:59 DavidAWilliams wrote:
Tomorrow on Day 2 of Betaless :
Jimmy meets Bob who has a SC2 beta key invite left! Will Bob give Jimmy the invite? Will Jimmy finally get a beta key? Will Jimmy kill Bob if he doesn't give him the SC2 beta key? Tune in tomorrow to find out!
probably not ;_;
Don't count Jimmy out yet! He will make you all believers that faith will prevail!
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Updated with Day 2 on original post!
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thank god my friend cured me of bss
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On March 30 2010 03:08 selboN wrote:
Haters b' hatin'
And lovers b lovin brother!
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Shouldn't this be in blogs...?
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Plz make a cartoon out of this.
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i liked the idea personally lol. gave me a few lolz
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BSS is a serious issue these days. I even caught BSS. I don't like the OP making such light of it.
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On March 30 2010 03:34 DownMaxX wrote:
BSS is a serious issue these days. I even caught BSS. I don't like the OP making such light of it.
BSS is a very very serious thing my friend. Once Jimmy is cured im sure Jimmy will start some sort of fund to help with the relief of BSS until they find a cure.
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I thought only Zerg got bbs'd. ZING
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I doubt you'll get a key for this (I certainly don't have one to give), but the idea is hilarious. 
Too bad you didn't do this before Voyager, or you might've gotten that key.
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On March 30 2010 03:46 Truenappa wrote:I doubt you'll get a key for this (I certainly don't have one to give), but the idea is hilarious. Too bad you didn't do this before Voyager, or you might've gotten that key.
Maybe ill get one maybe I won't the story though will continue on!
I'm sure the amazing community of TL may have someone to hook me up with a key though .
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On March 12 2010 08:54 Manifesto7 wrote:
If you make a new topic in the SC2 forum, it better be REALLY good. Otherwise you will get banned, no warnings.
Things that are good:
- New ideas (Think these through thoroughly or you will be banned for stupidity)
- New news
- New information
- Replays and streams
- etc
Things that are bad:
- WAH I lost to X unit, please nerf
- I have a one line question that google/search could solve
- I will make a topic that already exists, but I was too lazy to read or use the search
- ZvT/PvT/PvZ/PvP/etc help (use the strategy forum, make a proper post)
- hey my new site starcraftbestfriendsforever.com copy pasted all of teamliquid's articles, please come read them
Effort is rewarded, laziness is not. If you are new to teamliquid you better have some manner otherwise you will disappear.
Sincerely,
- staff.
you should really check out the stickied threads at the top of the sc2 section page, there are rules to posting. Nothing in this forum is useful, entertaining or really even about sc2... its just the same recirculated garbage about not having a key thats been going around for months.
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
On March 30 2010 04:45 TheComeback wrote:Show nested quote +On March 12 2010 08:54 Manifesto7 wrote:
If you make a new topic in the SC2 forum, it better be REALLY good. Otherwise you will get banned, no warnings.
Things that are good:
- New ideas (Think these through thoroughly or you will be banned for stupidity)
- New news
- New information
- Replays and streams
- etc
Things that are bad:
- WAH I lost to X unit, please nerf
- I have a one line question that google/search could solve
- I will make a topic that already exists, but I was too lazy to read or use the search
- ZvT/PvT/PvZ/PvP/etc help (use the strategy forum, make a proper post)
- hey my new site starcraftbestfriendsforever.com copy pasted all of teamliquid's articles, please come read them
Effort is rewarded, laziness is not. If you are new to teamliquid you better have some manner otherwise you will disappear.
Sincerely,
- staff. you should really check out the stickied threads at the top of the sc2 section page, there are rules to posting. Nothing in this forum is useful, entertaining or really even about sc2... its just the same recirculated garbage about not having a key thats been going around for months.
Agreed with this. Either blog it or drop it. I don't have a beta key and you don't see me T.Ting all over the place...
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dude, I feel for u.
Hang in there Jimmy and drown your sorrow in alcohol like a real man! ^^'
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The name's Jim Raynor, pal. And I won't be talked down to by anybody. Not even a Protoss.
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On March 30 2010 04:50 kickinhead wrote:
dude, I feel for u.
Hang in there Jimmy and drown your sorrow in alcohol like a real man! ^^'
How do you think Jimmy falls asleep?...
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One of these threads was fine. Now every single person without beta is gonna make a thread like this. It should stop.
Atleast the first one was a bit original (though in the end it also turned out to be a douch, see closed thread)
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Putting up some before and after pictures of jimmy
Before BSS :
After BSS :
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Man stop this. I'm Jimmy, and that's how I look. Got it pal?
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I doubt posting pictures like that is gonna ceep this thread open longer. You're asking for a beta key, even if you try to do it a bit fansy it is still the same. Gonna leave this alone now. Mods will decide
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Mods Close thread please...
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On March 30 2010 05:02 Jimmy Raynor wrote:Man stop this. I'm Jimmy, and that's how I look. Got it pal?
Bulgarian imposter!
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