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United States3612 Posts
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Etherone
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XsebT
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican." -- im not a racist at all.. just a funny one i read earlier. i think that should help in your CS hw | ||
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psion0011
Canada720 Posts
I hope SirKibbleX gives this letter five minutes of his precious cappuccino-sipping, cancer-stick-puffing time. Before I begin, let me point out that SirKibbleX often starts with a preconceived story and then plugs in supposed "information" in order to create a somewhat believable tale. Still, I recommend you check out some of SirKibbleX's convictions and draw your own conclusions on the matter. Though his activities be madness, yet there is method to them. Step by step, they make it easier for SirKibbleX to brainwash the masses into submission. Were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be his most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with SirKibbleX to help him change children's values from those taught in the home to those considered chic by heartless buggers. SirKibbleX contends that he should insult the intelligence, interests, and life plans of whole groups of people because "it's the right thing to do" and that, therefore, free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing him and the pestiferous peddlers of snake-oil remedies in his Praetorian Guard. This bizarre pattern of thinking leads to strange conclusions. For example, it convinces mentally deficient, phlegmatic sewer rats (as distinct from the conniving profiteers who prefer to chirrup while hopping from cloud to cloud in Nephelococcygia) that SirKibbleX's way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. In reality, contrariwise, SirKibbleX's editorials are like an enormous sexism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must build a coalition of stouthearted people devoted to stopping SirKibbleX because I welcome SirKibbleX's comments. However, SirKibbleX needs to realize that he wants to endow demagogism with a false legitimacy. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is SirKibbleX's gossamer grasp of reality. SirKibbleX and his confidants are on a recruiting campaign, trying to convince everyone they meet to participate in challenging all I stand for. Don't join that retinue; instead, remember the scriptures: "Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil." People often get the impression that pesky, passive-aggressive braggadocios and SirKibbleX's proxies are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that we could opt to sit back and let SirKibbleX prosecute, sentence, and label people as inarticulate adulterers without the benefit of any evidence whatsoever. Most people, however, would argue that the cost in people's lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part. Although we can occasionally tie the retailers of irresponsible new claims to older fabrications, there is unfortunately no shortage of new rumor. When it comes to SirKibbleX's expostulations, I avouch that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to counteract the subtle but pervasive social message that says that he is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. The sooner we do that the better because I've managed to come up with a way in which SirKibbleX's essays could be made useful. His essays could be used by the instructors of college courses as a final examination of sorts. Any student who can't find at least 20 errors of fact or fatuous statement automatically flunks. Extra credit goes to students who realize that if Fate desired that SirKibbleX make a correct application of what he had read about ageism it would have to indicate title and page number since the unreasonable, muddleheaded dummkopf would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, my cause is to oppose our human vices wherever they may be found—arrogance, hatred, jealousy, unfaithfulness, avarice, and so on. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that SirKibbleX has been deluding people into believing that his activities are on the up-and-up. Don't let him delude you, too. SirKibbleX asserts that his utterances epitomize wholesome family entertainment. That assertion is not only untrue but a conscious lie. He once tried to turn whiners loose against us good citizens. If you consider this an exception to the rule then you unquestionably don't understand how SirKibbleX operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that he has been promoting door-to-door roundups of "troublemakers" (meaning people who resist being inducted into the ranks of his junta) and their delivery into concentration camps (more accurately: liquidation camps). Sadly, lack of space prevents me from elaborating further. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
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