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On July 11 2009 03:06 GmPMaDTS wrote:
Man, I haven't played Starcraft in five years. I just started up again last week and constantly get my ass kicked. If more toss would just use scouts instead of observers, the world would be a better place for Terran players everywhere. I fully support this very analytical and logical deduction!
:D
The stove, the stove ...
You can't be humiliated more. ( well except with pylon hearts :p )
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On July 11 2009 00:43 EchOne wrote:
Clearly the most versatile unit composition, even for the mission of scouting, is one involving combined arms. A scout AND an obs can fly and see and kill anything to your heart's content. The only way to boost the efficacy of this potent reconnaissance duo would be to further the unit variety. Adding a Zerg Mutalisk and a Terran Barracks to the party would boost its tanking ability, gosu micro, and political correctness. As you can see, well engineered class combinations can scout the hell out of even deadly bosses like Ultima Weapon.
I can't believe this hasn't gotten more attention. Hilarious.
I think when I am scouted by the obs-scout-muta-rax combo I'll just leave the game.
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should add in corsairs 
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I see now why my Toss is so bad. This whole time I've been using observers instead of scouts when I offrace.
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Here I've been using Observers the entire time!
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1gate into stargate ---> expand and contain with like 3 scouts....brilliant! QQ mines
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holy this this is genius. no seriously OP, like what was your major?
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On July 11 2009 02:19 HooHa! wrote:
Yeah they only observe. This isn't observe and conquer! (O&C) Thats a TOTALLY different game!
It's not Scout and Conquer either... 
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Excellent satire... I hope.
Very funny!
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On July 11 2009 03:11 TheCheej wrote:Show nested quote +On July 11 2009 00:43 EchOne wrote:
Clearly the most versatile unit composition, even for the mission of scouting, is one involving combined arms. A scout AND an obs can fly and see and kill anything to your heart's content. The only way to boost the efficacy of this potent reconnaissance duo would be to further the unit variety. Adding a Zerg Mutalisk and a Terran Barracks to the party would boost its tanking ability, gosu micro, and political correctness. As you can see, well engineered class combinations can scout the hell out of even deadly bosses like Ultima Weapon. I can't believe this hasn't gotten more attention. Hilarious. I think when I am scouted by the obs-scout-muta-rax combo I'll just leave the game.
So true! Excellent OP as well :D
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You forgot "can this unit spit lolololololol at the opponent?"
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this is amazing
Joke Time: The observer must be eating his carrots LOL
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Can't tell if the entire thing is a joke or not but I read the whole thing and it was pretty hilarious
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FOOLS!!! I use reavers w/o shuttle to scout.
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On July 12 2009 12:46 Probe. wrote:
FOOLS!!! I use reavers w/o shuttle to scout.
 i caught me a troll! lol but who am i to speak..
anyways, i wonder if any other strategies (besides stove) can be used with scouts..
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On July 12 2009 12:46 Probe. wrote:
FOOLS!!! I use reavers w/o shuttle to scout.
I use proxy nexuses. It's obviously the most cost efficient method in the game.
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i go fast carrier scout all the time, because its got like 8 scouts INSIDE IT, meaning its worth 8 scouts.
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This would be a good read if it compared corsairs to observers, but ill settle for a good joke.
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EPT
