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Hohoho, Here at the North Pole’s Christmas offices, we always get a shitload of wishlists and cards, filled with all kind of random and weird request during Christmas season! Today, we’ll start out by reading out Brood War wishes sent to us by handwritten mail. So, for your entertainment, we decided to read out some of them to you; We left the names out so it’s a guessing game for which wish was by which player/coach/commentator/etc! Sounds fun? Great! Let’s get started shall we?
Remember kids, Don’t forget to source your answers!
1. Dear Brood War, i wish I was able to win proleague matches without having the need to use the toliet immediately
2. Dear Brood War, I wish arbiters would work for me like they would work for other protosses
3. Dear Brood War, I want to be able to fund starleagues with my hockey cards
4. Dear Brood War, I wish i never got my robotic arm surgery done, now it’s being wasted on a shitty game
5. Dear Brood War, I wish I stopped being a cheesy toss player for the first half of my career
6. Dear Brood War, I wish i never gave into the temptations of match fixing
7. Dear Brood War, I wish storm was reverted was back to 1.07 patch so i can kill lurkers in one go
8. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t clog my main ramp with a hydra for 10 minutes
9. Dear Brood War, I wish i remembered to not wear my headsets backwards
10. Dear Brood War, I want Soulkey to lose to me at everything
11. Dear Brood War, I want Zero to lose to me at everything
12. Dear Brood War, I wish I was smart enough to make my own builds and not have to rely on Iloveoov for babysitting me
13 .Dear Brood War, I wish I could stop making shoes and start making more 2 ports
14. Dear Brood War, I wish I could have used real Soju during my entrance ceremonies
15. Dear Brood War, I wish the waters of Busan wasn’t that cold that evening
16. Dear Brood War, I wish people would stop calling me Pig Terran and call me Gorilla Terran
17. Dear Brood War, I wish Afreeca would stop banning me all the time
18. Dear Brood War, I wish I could stop being Bisu’s bitch back at the SKT team house
19. Dear Brood War, I wish I could get rid of my OSL curse and be the best protoss to have won an OSL
20. Dear Brood War, I wish i didn’t sandbag 2 games agaisnt Flash at the OSL finals and just beat him straight up 3-0
21. Dear Brood War, I wish people would stop calling me toddler since I’m not one anymore
22. Dear Brood War, I wish I got my starleague predictions right
23. Dear Brood War, I wish I could get runner’s high off of playing starcraft
24. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t lose to Kiante
25. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t rage quit cause my 14cc got blocked by a probe
26. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t lose $20k+ on the Jaedong vs Flash finals
27. Dear Brood War, I wish I never showed others the kong dance
28. Dear Brood War, I wish I still keep being the sexiest terrran emperor alive
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29. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t look like a fish
30. Dear Brood War, I wish my IM team won STL 1 league
31. Dear Brood War, I wish I never saw that TL thread about my starleague annoucements
32. Dear Brood War, I wish I remembered to get my bw license from Blizzard so we didn’t have to move finals date
33. Dear Brood War, I want to be unbanned on TL, kurwa bitch!
34. Dear Brood War, I wish I was relevant to the Brood War scene cause I have my TL name be BroodWar2.0
35. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t pick out that Construction worker garb for the selection ceremony
36. Dear Brood War, I wish I could replace my dead eye with a robotic eye just like the one that Flash has
37. Dear Brood War, I wish Hyung Joon actually listened to any of my zerg advice…
38. Dear Brood War, I wish I qualified for the OSL when I decided to give it one last try
39. Dear Brood War, I wish I was good at anything other than PvP
40. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t lose to Sero in that bo7 grudgematch
41. Dear Brood War, I wish there were other good Peruvians besides me
42. Dear Brood War, I wish Blizzard never nerfed the Reavers just cause I was the first dude to do reaver drops
43. Dear Brood War, I wish i could lose some weight so Hyung Joon stops harrassing me about it
Well there’s a bunch of more, but there was actually quite a lot of cards that said this message
Dear Brood War, I wish I was good at Brood War
Well, there you have it! These wishes are just some of the wishes that we receive in the mail during this Christmas. You are always welcome to write your own BW wishes down below, we'll have some helper Elves monitor this thread. We hope that you enjoyed reading them and we wish you a Merry Christmas!
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Remember kids, Don’t forget to source your answers!
1. Dear Brood War, i wish I was able to win proleague matches without having the need to use the toliet immediately
2. Dear Brood War, I wish arbiters would work for me like they would work for other protosses
3. Dear Brood War, I want to be able to fund starleagues with my hockey cards
4. Dear Brood War, I wish i never got my robotic arm surgery done, now it’s being wasted on a shitty game
5. Dear Brood War, I wish I stopped being a cheesy toss player for the first half of my career
6. Dear Brood War, I wish i never gave into the temptations of match fixing
7. Dear Brood War, I wish storm was reverted was back to 1.07 patch so i can kill lurkers in one go
8. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t clog my main ramp with a hydra for 10 minutes
9. Dear Brood War, I wish i remembered to not wear my headsets backwards
10. Dear Brood War, I want Soulkey to lose to me at everything
11. Dear Brood War, I want Zero to lose to me at everything
12. Dear Brood War, I wish I was smart enough to make my own builds and not have to rely on Iloveoov for babysitting me
13 .Dear Brood War, I wish I could stop making shoes and start making more 2 ports
14. Dear Brood War, I wish I could have used real Soju during my entrance ceremonies
15. Dear Brood War, I wish the waters of Busan wasn’t that cold that evening
16. Dear Brood War, I wish people would stop calling me Pig Terran and call me Gorilla Terran
17. Dear Brood War, I wish Afreeca would stop banning me all the time
18. Dear Brood War, I wish I could stop being Bisu’s bitch back at the SKT team house
19. Dear Brood War, I wish I could get rid of my OSL curse and be the best protoss to have won an OSL
20. Dear Brood War, I wish i didn’t sandbag 2 games agaisnt Flash at the OSL finals and just beat him straight up 3-0
21. Dear Brood War, I wish people would stop calling me toddler since I’m not one anymore
22. Dear Brood War, I wish I got my starleague predictions right
23. Dear Brood War, I wish I could get runner’s high off of playing starcraft
24. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t lose to Kiante
25. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t rage quit cause my 14cc got blocked by a probe
26. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t lose $20k+ on the Jaedong vs Flash finals
27. Dear Brood War, I wish I never showed others the kong dance
28. Dear Brood War, I wish I still keep being the sexiest terrran emperor alive
‘
29. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t look like a fish
30. Dear Brood War, I wish my IM team won STL 1 league
31. Dear Brood War, I wish I never saw that TL thread about my starleague annoucements
32. Dear Brood War, I wish I remembered to get my bw license from Blizzard so we didn’t have to move finals date
33. Dear Brood War, I want to be unbanned on TL, kurwa bitch!
34. Dear Brood War, I wish I was relevant to the Brood War scene cause I have my TL name be BroodWar2.0
35. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t pick out that Construction worker garb for the selection ceremony
36. Dear Brood War, I wish I could replace my dead eye with a robotic eye just like the one that Flash has
37. Dear Brood War, I wish Hyung Joon actually listened to any of my zerg advice…
38. Dear Brood War, I wish I qualified for the OSL when I decided to give it one last try
39. Dear Brood War, I wish I was good at anything other than PvP
40. Dear Brood War, I wish I didn’t lose to Sero in that bo7 grudgematch
41. Dear Brood War, I wish there were other good Peruvians besides me
42. Dear Brood War, I wish Blizzard never nerfed the Reavers just cause I was the first dude to do reaver drops
43. Dear Brood War, I wish i could lose some weight so Hyung Joon stops harrassing me about it
Well there’s a bunch of more, but there was actually quite a lot of cards that said this message
Dear Brood War, I wish I was good at Brood War
Well, there you have it! These wishes are just some of the wishes that we receive in the mail during this Christmas. You are always welcome to write your own BW wishes down below, we'll have some helper Elves monitor this thread. We hope that you enjoyed reading them and we wish you a Merry Christmas!
Shine
Eywa 
IdrA
Broodwar2.0 (?)
