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pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5398 Posts
June 27 2008 15:51 GMT
#341
It's not meant to be condescending. Those are the 2 things they are best at!
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Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-27 17:46:54
June 27 2008 17:42 GMT
#342
its pretty immature not necessarily condescending

girls/women in korea are still pretty bound by traditional views on women and they should be at home making homework or something and not being at COEX mall or other venue (according to parents) thats a reason why they hide their face

korean guys are generally more open when the camera sees them in matches and display their sign/cheerful and look happy.

its a mans world i guess but its not like women are really opressed but u know


that being said tasteless seems like a loveable guy and is good caster

Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
June 27 2008 18:14 GMT
#343
lol pretty hot

[image loading]
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-06 21:05:14
July 06 2008 21:04 GMT
#344
+ Show Spoiler [Jaedong vs Lomo] +
Oh god, well alright, let's see what happens to Lomo this time he tries to move units around the map.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
July 06 2008 21:41 GMT
#345
On June 23 2008 16:26 anotak wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2008 09:33 Superiorwolf wrote:
Has Tasteless gotten a new addiction to Star Wars?

"Actually I would like to commentate with Chewbacca. 'rraaahahawhawrrr'"

"The reaver, which makes R2-D2 Noises... beep-beep-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep-beep-beep". But let me tell you something, R2-D2 has got nothing against the reaver."

he also mentioned "clone wars"
he said it was a bad movie



lol? which VOD is this?
I'd like to see
Use it or lose it
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
July 06 2008 21:48 GMT
#346
"A fleet of scourge. Maybe a flock. A flock of scourge. A gaggle of scourge."

"This is like the Jaedong fun house. Or the Lomo horror house. Everywhere he goes there's something scary waiting for him."

"I'd like zerglings with some dark swarm on the side please... to go?"
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
Cpt.Cocaine
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada299 Posts
July 06 2008 21:54 GMT
#347
"Starcraft, THE most extreme e-sport, so extreme it could be sponsored by Mountain Dew"

(and then later in the same series)

"This game is SO extreme it should require a helmet"
Burned Toast *
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada2040 Posts
July 06 2008 22:11 GMT
#348
I used to be a Tasteless hater: i had the feeling that the guy did'nt know what he was talking about... calling vultures "bikes" and making predictions about how the game might turn after 20 seconds of play ("We might see some arbiter recall..."). I also had a problem with listening to English casting since it did'nt sound "natural" as if it was in korean (which I don't speak or understand).

Now, I fully appreciate your sense of humour and also believe you improved a lot at commentating... You even made me laugh a few times! Carry on with your good job Tasteless!
TvT matchup is sometimes worse than jailtime
MrRammstein
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland339 Posts
July 07 2008 00:34 GMT
#349
Does it have to be Tasteless' quote? I mean: HE'S BACK
account abandoned:P RIP
Atrioc
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1865 Posts
July 07 2008 00:43 GMT
#350
On June 26 2008 02:50 crabapple wrote:
in the avertec intel classic: "Jaedong, the best zerg player alive... not that there are a lot of dead zerg players"


hahaha
Writerman what
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
July 07 2008 00:49 GMT
#351
Which match was the one with the quote:
"Do you see that critter? it is like switzerland, completly neutral in this battle"

haha
Teamliquidian townie
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 07 2008 00:53 GMT
#352
"LOMOWNED"
UNFUCK YOURSELF
MrRammstein
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland339 Posts
July 07 2008 01:20 GMT
#353
Probably quoted already
"Do Observers go to Observer heaven or normal heaven - I DON'T KNOW (...)"
account abandoned:P RIP
Railz
Profile Joined July 2008
United States1449 Posts
July 07 2008 17:48 GMT
#354


The whole thing.
Did the whole world just get a lot smaller and go whooosh?_-` Number 0ne By.Fantasy Fanatic!
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-07 18:26:48
July 07 2008 18:26 GMT
#355
LOL.

I will beat them 8 v 1. You cant even have 9 people playing on starcraft.



Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
July 07 2008 19:27 GMT
#356
Hahaha god I <3 tasteless. I think one of my favorite quotes went something like:

"And I just got back from my bathroom break, and like 10 control groups of girls had come to see reach..."
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 07 2008 19:33 GMT
#357
On July 08 2008 02:48 Railz wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icHgKNHymr0

The whole thing.


I remember watching and being on irc when that happened... the whole channel went crazy. It was the funniest shit ever.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
July 08 2008 00:23 GMT
#358
"You know, I think with gas prices these days it's impossible to go mech against Zerg"
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
July 09 2008 06:06 GMT
#359
"Oh god, oh god. He's going hatchery first. It's time to start a new life as a hatchery. I bet it gets pretty boring being the hatchery. I mean imagine if you got to be the sunken colony instead. I bet all the little drones wanna be sunken colonies when they grow up and some of them have be spawning pools, extractors, that would suck, to become an extractor. Never be left alone."
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
SirKibbleX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States479 Posts
July 15 2008 23:33 GMT
#360
The Lucifer v Child series was hillarious.

http://www.gomtv.net/classic/vod/208
http://www.gomtv.net/classic/vod/209

"How big are zerglings? They may be as small as a chicken, or maybe as big as a dog, but they can definitely kick some ass."

At some point the video cuts to a random Korean guy eating a cookie or something, and then he starts to blush and has this terrible look of embarassment and shame and hangs his neck. "Uhoh. Busted."

When Child's zergling rush comes and LuCifer flawlessly defends with his zealots, retreating as they reach low HP and covering their retreat with probes, "LuCifer, man. Selling his soul to the devil... just so he can micro better."

As a zergling is hidden in Child's mineral line, "Look at this ling pretending to be a drone. But you will never be a drone, zergling. You are cursed."

When LuCifer has 1 probe mining at his expo, "And here's the loser probe. No one wants to mine minerals with him."

I think there's a few critter references in there somewhere.

Also waterbats.
Praemonitus, Praemunitus.
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