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Tasteless Quotes Appreciation Thread - Page 13

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Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
August 10 2007 19:06 GMT
#241
lawl redcloak
HAHA
oshibori_probe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2936 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-10 20:32:46
August 10 2007 20:27 GMT
#242
"savior is insane... he eats peoples babies"

I hope I got the wording right

btw Bunny is a fucking awesome caster. Give her some time and teamliquid will be all crazy about her.
Fuck KeSPA.
Chanted
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway1001 Posts
August 10 2007 21:20 GMT
#243
Someone should make an updated version of this movie :O

Btw, does anyone have a link or know where I can download the warcraft 3 games tasteless commented on during Blizzcon 2007?
kigga
Profile Joined March 2007
United States200 Posts
August 10 2007 21:28 GMT
#244
I think this can go in the Appreciation Thread...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TASTELESS

Even though it's the 10th here in th U.S. happy birthday! To great commentating!
One Page Memory
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Bulgaria2145 Posts
August 10 2007 21:32 GMT
#245
On August 11 2007 06:20 Chanted wrote:
Someone should make an updated version of this movie :O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfieftTacHQ
Btw, does anyone have a link or know where I can download the warcraft 3 games tasteless commented on during Blizzcon 2007?

I have no clue of W3, but I definitely want them too, just to hear Tasteless
Jin Youngsoo before game with Savior: But, I demanded myself (of composure) by saying: Same old, same old - only a Zerg, only a Zerg
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
August 10 2007 21:50 GMT
#246

On August 11 2007 06:20 Chanted wrote:
Someone should make an updated version of this movie :O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfieftTacHQ

I'll wait til ESF is over and then start compiling the list of awesome quotes for Tasteless: Part Deux when i get back to school in a couple weeks...unless someone really had the urge to do it before hand that is.
Chanted
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway1001 Posts
August 11 2007 10:42 GMT
#247
"Sucks to be a siege tank at the moment, well apparently, it sucks to be anything terran right now"
"This will be etched into memory`s memory for a long time"
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
February 27 2008 09:43 GMT
#248
Love his comments about the audience on camera.
And the bathroom thing ROFL.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Alethios
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
New Zealand2765 Posts
February 27 2008 10:07 GMT
#249
Perfect time to dig this up.

The classic:
"THIS IS SO CRUCIAL FOR THE GAME RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT EVEN JOKING"

From the GSI:

"I got my hair all done up and i look like a Dragon-Ball-Z character or something"
"Science vessel much? yea i think so..!"
"we might go to a third game; I hope we do because I'm paid by the hour"
"savior is pointing at his eye. maybe it's infected. ... or infested."
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
February 27 2008 11:30 GMT
#250
"Without money for scarabs that reaver is nothing but a giant paperweight"
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Deleted User 31996
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
843 Posts
February 27 2008 11:46 GMT
#251
On February 27 2008 19:07 Alethios wrote:

"savior is pointing at his eye. maybe it's infected. ... or infested."



LOL


in todays match

'i went to the toilet but the 3 commentators were waiting int he line saying cmon we're on in 5 minutes hurry hurry, i was under so much pressure, so much that i couldnt go oh my god"

poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-27 13:14:15
February 27 2008 13:11 GMT
#252
Here are some GSI quotations taken from their forums:

"Could Savior be going Mutalisks later on? After all, he is the Mutalisk whisperer."
---
"What's up Marine?"
*Marine dies*
Peace.
---
"And that's Garimto on the right. I went to the club with him the other night, he's a baller"
---
"And that Defiler will die a really painful death. Seriously I bet it hurts a lot to be irradiated. I'd much rather be nuked or something."
---
"The dragoons will melt like butter. Assuming the room's really hot."
---
"Normally it matters a lot, but there's only three mineral patches, so it doesn't matter to much. Still matters though, just like everything in Starcraft. The most manly game of all time. This game will make hair grow on your chest."
---
"How does a larva turn into an egg. Like how does larva.. alright whatever."
---
"So cheesy it'd make macaroni and cheese proud."
---
"And I think Mind knows that guardians are gonna come, because those mutalisks have disappeared. They're AWOL. Their faces are on the back of milk cartons."
---
(one lonely Zealot running into a mine) "Sucks to be a Zealot."
---
"OMG he's gonna.... he's gonna.... he's gonna.... well maybe not."
---
"I had a two minute break between these games and I tried to go to the bathroom... and uh it turns out I didn't even have enough time to do that. I should probably start casting these games in a diaper or something."
---
(screen showing four Medics surrounding one Marine) "Wow, four Medics one Marine, I wanna be that Marine..."
---
"Koreans are really fast to hide their faces too, they burrow quickly"
---
(about Katrina) "This map favors Protoss, but does not favor Anytime vs. Flash"
---
"It's almost as if Anytime just marched into his [Mind's] base and started kicking his ass."
---
"Flash is out of control, he is like King Kong rampaging through New York."
---
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
March 01 2008 10:58 GMT
#253
"I beat Jesus would've been pretty good at StarCraft" hahahaha
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
March 01 2008 11:02 GMT
#254
"shoutout to cryclan...cryclan? I wouldn't want to be in a clan with a bunch of people that cry"
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
March 01 2008 11:05 GMT
#255
Yeah man we are gonna have to do another video haha
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 01 2008 11:11 GMT
#256
When this guy logs into battle.net I turn off my computer and hide under my bed. (about Stork)
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
March 01 2008 11:29 GMT
#257
"It just shows that everybody loves starcraft, it's just that the koreans are better at it and everyone else is a noob"
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
March 01 2008 11:45 GMT
#258
"we don't love you zealot you can stay and die"
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
March 01 2008 11:47 GMT
#259
"nexus crying blue tears"
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
derSack
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany4 Posts
March 01 2008 11:49 GMT
#260
"flash realizing this expo too late, stork is growing just so fast...even faster than the plague...and maybe he's even more dangerous than the plague"
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