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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17014 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-15 03:14:39
July 15 2009 03:09 GMT
#1
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THAT'S RIGHT POKEBUNNY. BO9 GRUDGE MATCH WHICH YOU'VE BEEN DODGING ME FOR AGES

Hey TL.net, are you sick and tired of BORING GRUDGE MATCHES WITH NO DRAMA OR EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!? Well this Bo9 is for you! In one corner of the ring is TL.net's beloved and ever-so-handsome Empyrean:

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And in the other corner is mG.Pokebunny, the puberty-fighting Terran extraordinaire:

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BUT THERE IS ALSO DRAMA!!!

Our hero, Empyrean, has been looking for a grudge match with Pokebunny FOR MANY WEEKS but due to Pokebunny's epic dodging skill amplified by his RAPIDLY DEEPENING VOICE, has so far been avoided. Could this be because Empyrean is 8-1 WITH POKEBUNNY in such memorable games as a miraculous comeback win from behind after losing his nat, being behind in supply and expansions and having Pokebunny scoff why he didn't give up?! Or could it be in a game where TL's very own OneOther exclaimed that he'd never see Empyrean RAPE SOMEONE SO HARD BEFORE?!?! Or could it be the following hilarious game where Pokebunny gets owned by a SEMI-PROXY 10/15 INTO PROXY REAVERS?!?!

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http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=16865
Text: Empyrean: this is your best map, right?
Pokebunny: ya


THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!! (spoiler: yes, that's exactly the reason).

That's why I'm calling Pokebunny out to an EPIC GRUDGE MATCH OF DOOM. Originally, the format would be 3 PvT's, then all other match ups, vetoing one each, but since the only time Pokebunny has beaten my Protoss with his Terran (his main) was a SUPER GAY SCV/RINE ALL-IN, that's just giving me an automatic 3-0. AM I RITE, POKEBUNAY?!

So in the spirit of fairness, I am suggesting a bo9 all match ups except PvT (SINCE I WOULD WIN ANYWAY LOLOO and then a ninth RvR. Loser chooses map from the current ICCup map pool.

ARE YOU UP FOR IT POAKBUNEE?!@

Let me know.

Now, some of you might be wondering to yourselves: BUT WAIT, EMPYREAN PROMISED EXPLOSIONS!!!

HOLD THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKERS! HERE THEY ARE!!!!!!

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(author's disclaimer: all images in this thread may or may not be representative)


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Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
July 15 2009 03:11 GMT
#2
That ripped guy is so ugly I cannot even explain :<
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
July 15 2009 03:11 GMT
#3
Finally an actual grudge match.

I'd much rather you guys just play TvP but this is good enough XD
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
July 15 2009 03:12 GMT
#4
GOGO POKEBUNNY!

#1 POKEBUNNY FAN!
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17014 Posts
July 15 2009 03:14 GMT
#5
On July 15 2009 12:12 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
GOGO POKEBUNNY!

#1 POKEBUNNY FAN!


WRONG ATTITUDE, MISTER
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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-15 03:15:37
July 15 2009 03:15 GMT
#6
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?

I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Gyabo
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States329 Posts
July 15 2009 03:15 GMT
#7
No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.

Gl guys.
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-15 03:16:15
July 15 2009 03:15 GMT
#8
On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?

I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies



Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG "
Retired BW Noob
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17014 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-15 03:16:20
July 15 2009 03:15 GMT
#9
On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?

I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies


Shirtless pics on Teamliquid LOLOLOLOLOLO with time/date stamp and i <3 tl.net card.

EDIT: WAIT WHO WOULD WANT TO SEE POKEBUNNY SHIRTLESS
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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 15 2009 03:16 GMT
#10
On July 15 2009 12:15 StarN wrote:
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On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?

I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies



Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG "


Good one. any others?
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 15 2009 03:17 GMT
#11
On July 15 2009 12:15 Gyabo wrote:
No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.

Gl guys.


That's not actually me
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Gyabo
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States329 Posts
July 15 2009 03:18 GMT
#12
On July 15 2009 12:17 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 15 2009 12:15 Gyabo wrote:
No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.

Gl guys.


That's not actually me

lol I know, hence the quotations
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 15 2009 03:24 GMT
#13
WOO ASPLOSIONS
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
July 15 2009 03:25 GMT
#14
I predict Poke 9-0 LOL.
Retired BW Noob
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
July 15 2009 03:27 GMT
#15
someone make this a liquibition
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
July 15 2009 03:28 GMT
#16
one of the funniest posts ive ever read on TL
정명훈 화이팅!~
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
July 15 2009 03:29 GMT
#17
Please go 3 TvP. Watching offraces is so bad
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17014 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-15 03:33:06
July 15 2009 03:31 GMT
#18
On July 15 2009 12:29 sixghost wrote:
Please go 3 TvP. Watching offraces is so bad


I think we're doing all match ups. All three games would go to me, anyway

(most likely! )

Haha I need to keep up the trash talk for a few days. <_<
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3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
July 15 2009 03:37 GMT
#19
The explosions sealed the deal for me.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
July 15 2009 03:41 GMT
#20
On July 15 2009 12:14 Empyrean wrote:
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On July 15 2009 12:12 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
GOGO POKEBUNNY!

#1 POKEBUNNY FAN!


WRONG ATTITUDE, MISTER


Ok actually that was pretty funny. Empyrean fighting!
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
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