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letsbefree
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada123 Posts
September 08 2008 23:33 GMT
#1
On September 8th of 2008, at Pacific Time 19:09 o'clock, on a cool and calm autumnal evening, the scientific world is shocked with an immense discovery that shook the foundation of modern physics. From the complex spectrum of scientific breakthrough, such as the the creation of quantum mechanics, to each and every earth-shattering equation calculated and proposed by Einstein in the 20th century, scientists around the world, after decades of scientific experiments and data analysis, along with the help of the International Physics Association, commonly known as IPA,are proud to announce their most recent discovery.

The fundamental equation that defines all of the universe, from the stretches of Earth's atmosphere to the vast galaxies and cosmos....

The mathematical equation that evaded many brilliant minds of the 20th century...

The law with such immense importance, that after several weeks of heated debate, the IPA has decided to release its new discovery to the general public.
It is strongly urged that anyone who has a rather poor basis in the field of mathematics and physics should be mentally prepared to be bombarded with confusion.

Here it is, the universal equation that governs the entire span of the universe:


Girls = Time x Money
* It is defined by many people that time = money, therefore we come to this:

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2
* Since it is also experienced by numerous people in their everyday life, money = square root of all evil, thus we come to this:

Girls = Money ^ 2 = (square root of evil) ^ 2
Thus...

GIRLS = EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

gg no re.
hehe...
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 08 2008 23:35 GMT
#2
my head hurts..
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
September 08 2008 23:35 GMT
#3
haha had me going for a second there ^^
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 08 2008 23:37 GMT
#4
I thought the LHC people had proved/disproved something.
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
September 08 2008 23:37 GMT
#5
I've seen this before on the internet somewhere... but you had me going too.
parasite
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
September 08 2008 23:38 GMT
#6
This is so old it's ridiculous. I heard it in middle school.
Super serious.
letsbefree
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada123 Posts
September 08 2008 23:38 GMT
#7
The point of this blog is not to emphasize the lame joke, its all about the hype lolol
hehe...
operwolf
Profile Joined April 2008
United States324 Posts
September 08 2008 23:41 GMT
#8
-_-'
He'll end up dead, because he'll die.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
September 08 2008 23:43 GMT
#9
Did they just invent time travel? Cause it feels like it's 1998 all over again.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
skcaH
Profile Joined August 2007
Korea (South)92 Posts
September 08 2008 23:47 GMT
#10
Why is the square root of evil squared?
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
September 08 2008 23:48 GMT
#11
If I could time travel to 1998 I'd totally spend 10 hours a day just destroying people in StarCraft.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 08 2008 23:48 GMT
#12
Girl + Girl + Alcohol - Clothes = Hawt
this is my quote.
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
September 08 2008 23:49 GMT
#13
Very nice. Good tension buildup.

Really enjoyed it even though I already knew about the equation.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
September 08 2008 23:50 GMT
#14
On September 09 2008 08:47 skcaH wrote:
Why is the square root of evil squared?


Because apparently money = sqrt(evil).
Girls = money^2
So if you switch them, then it is sqrt(evil)^2.
That gives you evil.

Seems outlandish imo.
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
September 09 2008 00:02 GMT
#15
On September 09 2008 08:43 Hittegods wrote:
Did they just invent time travel? Cause it feels like it's 1998 all over again.

Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
September 09 2008 00:03 GMT
#16
On September 09 2008 08:47 skcaH wrote:
Why is the square root of evil squared?


it has to do with idioms and phrases used in english


It is well known that girls require both time and money
Girls = Time x Money

and as we all know, time is money (time is money is a commonly used phrase, often used in business; basically means that time is valuable)
Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

and money is after all the root of all evil (phrase about greed)
Girls = square root of evil ^ 2

square and square root cancel out, leaving you with

GIRLS = EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
September 09 2008 00:03 GMT
#17
are you fucking serious? this is OLD as fuck. if technology allowed, i would reach through my monitor and punch you in YOUR FACE
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Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
September 09 2008 00:03 GMT
#18
The buildup didn't do it for me. Too overexaggerated and long.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
September 09 2008 00:04 GMT
#19
here you go:

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SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25979 Posts
September 09 2008 00:19 GMT
#20
Blog purge.
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