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On September 8th of 2008, at Pacific Time 19:09 o'clock, on a cool and calm autumnal evening, the scientific world is shocked with an immense discovery that shook the foundation of modern physics. From the complex spectrum of scientific breakthrough, such as the the creation of quantum mechanics, to each and every earth-shattering equation calculated and proposed by Einstein in the 20th century, scientists around the world, after decades of scientific experiments and data analysis, along with the help of the International Physics Association, commonly known as IPA,are proud to announce their most recent discovery.
The fundamental equation that defines all of the universe, from the stretches of Earth's atmosphere to the vast galaxies and cosmos....
The mathematical equation that evaded many brilliant minds of the 20th century...
The law with such immense importance, that after several weeks of heated debate, the IPA has decided to release its new discovery to the general public.
It is strongly urged that anyone who has a rather poor basis in the field of mathematics and physics should be mentally prepared to be bombarded with confusion.
Here it is, the universal equation that governs the entire span of the universe:
Girls = Time x Money
* It is defined by many people that time = money, therefore we come to this:
Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2
* Since it is also experienced by numerous people in their everyday life, money = square root of all evil, thus we come to this:
Girls = Money ^ 2 = (square root of evil) ^ 2
Thus...
GIRLS = EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
gg no re.
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haha had me going for a second there ^^
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I thought the LHC people had proved/disproved something.
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I've seen this before on the internet somewhere... but you had me going too. 
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This is so old it's ridiculous. I heard it in middle school.
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The point of this blog is not to emphasize the lame joke, its all about the hype lolol
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Did they just invent time travel? Cause it feels like it's 1998 all over again.
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Why is the square root of evil squared?
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If I could time travel to 1998 I'd totally spend 10 hours a day just destroying people in StarCraft.
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Girl + Girl + Alcohol - Clothes = Hawt
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Very nice. Good tension buildup.
Really enjoyed it even though I already knew about the equation.
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On September 09 2008 08:47 skcaH wrote:
Why is the square root of evil squared?
Because apparently money = sqrt(evil).
Girls = money^2
So if you switch them, then it is sqrt(evil)^2.
That gives you evil.
Seems outlandish imo.
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On September 09 2008 08:43 Hittegods wrote:
Did they just invent time travel? Cause it feels like it's 1998 all over again.
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On September 09 2008 08:47 skcaH wrote:
Why is the square root of evil squared?
it has to do with idioms and phrases used in english
It is well known that girls require both time and money
Girls = Time x Money
and as we all know, time is money (time is money is a commonly used phrase, often used in business; basically means that time is valuable)
Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2
and money is after all the root of all evil (phrase about greed)
Girls = square root of evil ^ 2
square and square root cancel out, leaving you with
GIRLS = EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
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are you fucking serious? this is OLD as fuck. if technology allowed, i would reach through my monitor and punch you in YOUR FACE
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The buildup didn't do it for me. Too overexaggerated and long.
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