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Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
September 04 2008 17:28 GMT
#1
Due to popular demand, I have finished my blog. My right testicle hangs slightly lower than my left testicle, and I have noticed that the lower it hangs the worse I do on Iccup. I have illustrated it in the chart below. I decided to use a chart over graphical imagery mainly because graphs seem to be all the rage these days.

[image loading]


I wish to ask the TL.net community about the position of their left and right testicles in comparison to their usual Iccup ranking.

If your right testicle is lower than your left, are you D rank?

If your left testicle is lower than your right are you B or A rank?

If your testicles are pretty much on an even level are you C? C+?

Did Flash’s right testicle drop while playing Jaedong in the GOMTV Avertec-Intel Classic?

Thank you for your time.



Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
September 04 2008 17:32 GMT
#2
im D
if everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. sAviOr 4evar!
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 04 2008 17:35 GMT
#3
How about girls? Oh, right.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
September 04 2008 17:36 GMT
#4
On September 05 2008 02:35 Hittegods wrote:
How about girls? Oh, right.

their left boob will b slightly smaller
if everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. sAviOr 4evar!
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
September 04 2008 17:37 GMT
#5
Be advised: you are not Hot_Bid.
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
September 04 2008 17:48 GMT
#6
On September 05 2008 02:32 sqwert wrote:
im D


So your right testicle hangs slightly lower than your left?

On September 05 2008 02:35 Hittegods wrote:
How about girls? Oh, right.


That's a blog for another day.

On September 05 2008 02:37 Rayzorblade wrote:
Be advised: you are not Hot_Bid.


Good to know =).
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
September 04 2008 18:14 GMT
#7
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=74771
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
September 04 2008 19:00 GMT
#8
On September 05 2008 03:14 Nightmarjoo wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=74771


Well, I guess this helps a little bit. Thanks.
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
CFDragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States304 Posts
September 04 2008 19:01 GMT
#9
Nice Pure Pwnage reference, hahaha.
8Pylon
Profile Joined April 2008
United States223 Posts
September 04 2008 19:28 GMT
#10
that explains why im C/C+ @_@
I 3 pooled your mom with a napping drone, then scarabed her face. GG
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
September 04 2008 19:30 GMT
#11
Right is lower, D rank *GASP*
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
September 04 2008 19:47 GMT
#12
My left testicle hangs lower (as I mentioned near your last post hehe ) and my rank would be B-. Last season at least. But hey, I just went toe-to-toe with Machine and he made it to the Spirit top 16 with B+, so who knows!
Complete the cycle!
8Pylon
Profile Joined April 2008
United States223 Posts
September 04 2008 19:53 GMT
#13
never everyone in spirit is great@@
I 3 pooled your mom with a napping drone, then scarabed her face. GG
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
September 04 2008 20:01 GMT
#14
you are trying too hard
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-04 21:27:20
September 04 2008 20:39 GMT
#15
On September 05 2008 05:01 tiffany wrote:
you are trying too hard

OH RLY? EXPLAIN THIS THEN
NSFW
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Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-04 21:34:47
September 04 2008 20:54 GMT
#16
On September 05 2008 05:01 tiffany wrote:
you are trying too hard


You're just mad I labeled my diagram properly and don't lose any marks!!

EDIT: OHH GOD, I FORGOT TO LABEL THE LINE. ALL IS RUINED!!
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
September 04 2008 22:08 GMT
#17
lol i just realize you made this thread because of this
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=74771
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 04 2008 22:37 GMT
#18
I just checked, and my left testicle hangs lower than my right. I am only a D+ player.
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
September 04 2008 23:05 GMT
#19
On September 05 2008 07:08 ilj.psa wrote:
lol i just realize you made this thread because of this
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=74771


Actually I didn't see that thread until it was linked here :X
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
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