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Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
September 09 2013 02:21 GMT
#1
The year is 2013. The other day during my job, I am a cashier, this asian fella comes through my line. He asks if I am korean. I say yes. I ask him if he's korean. He lifts his sleeve to reveal a tatoo of the south korean flag. Word. At the end of the day, I think nothing of it other then that he seems like a chill asian (not one of dem starcraft2 nerds).

Fast forward a couple days later, 5 mins before my shift is over lo and behold who comes through my lane again. As fate would have it, this strange korean brutha has returned. Destiny must have brought us together. I notice immediately he has the same shirt on since the last time I saw him and he says yea he's been in the same clothes all weekend.

Anyways, after I ring him up, he waits for me to finish my shift coz he wanted to talk to me bout something. So after my last customer and I get a thumbs up from my boss that it's time to clock out, we start talking.

He asks me if I would be interested in making some extra money on the side of my part time job (not sketchy at all right). I reply well it depends what it is. He responds that he works in the telecom field, a 10.5$ trillion dollar industry. I'm like well cool! I've invested in a couple telecom stocks over the past year. He says well then you seem like a smart person. He asks for some contact info and I scribble my phone number on a piece of receipt. He says we will be in touch.




So my initial thoughts are, why does he say that the telecom industry is 10.5 trillion when wikipedia says the global telecom industry was 4.7 trillion last year? Also after he mentions that, why does he complement me by saying I am a smart guy? What is his alterior motive????

Also, if I need to give him ANY money at all to be able to make money, I am immediately shutting this whole thing down coz that just screams scam. And if he starts talking to me bout a fricken pyramid scheme, I am going to shit my pants, roll over, and die.

My guard is up, but my curiosity is over 9000. Now, I wait.

****
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
September 09 2013 02:24 GMT
#2
this is gunna be gewd. I can sense it!
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Ponchmeister
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States73 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-09 02:25:05
September 09 2013 02:24 GMT
#3
phone sex
gonna call it now
"Son, you're as stupid as a mule and twice as ugly. So if a stranger offers you a ride, I'd say take it." -Abe Simpson
Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
September 09 2013 02:26 GMT
#4
On September 09 2013 11:24 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
this is gunna be gewd. I can sense it!


it's either gonna be life changing OR it's gonna be a disaster xD
On September 09 2013 11:24 Ponchmeister wrote:
phone sex
gonna call it now

he's not gay.
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
September 09 2013 02:30 GMT
#5
He wants to impregnate you, or at least try to.
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
September 09 2013 02:39 GMT
#6
On September 09 2013 11:30 Burrfoot wrote:
He wants to impregnate you, or at least try to.

I will only accept if we make a bonjwa prodigy for sc3
nath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1788 Posts
September 09 2013 02:39 GMT
#7
betting on pyramid / MLM scheme
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Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
September 09 2013 03:14 GMT
#8
On September 09 2013 11:21 Race is Terran wrote: I'm like well cool! I've invested in a couple telecom stocks over the past year. He says well then you seem like a smart person.

Almost certain he's a conman or wants to get in your pants. The waiting till your shift ends to tell you about an opportunity for extra cash is really dodgy.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
September 09 2013 03:17 GMT
#9
On September 09 2013 12:14 Scarecrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2013 11:21 Race is Terran wrote: I'm like well cool! I've invested in a couple telecom stocks over the past year. He says well then you seem like a smart person.

Almost certain he's a conman or wants to get in your pants. The waiting till your shift ends to tell you about an opportunity for extra cash is really dodgy.

lol ya. I will N OT do gay pornography for moneyz
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24718 Posts
September 09 2013 04:05 GMT
#10
Well whatever he offers you, tell him you will think about it, and then post about it here!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
September 09 2013 05:20 GMT
#11
Remember: The choices you make will affect the amount of stars and views your blogs will get.

Choose wisely!
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
September 09 2013 05:21 GMT
#12
To quote Hot_Bid's twitter profile: "When in doubt, ask yourself: What would make a better story?"
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
September 09 2013 06:49 GMT
#13
Surprise butt sex.
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CatNzHat
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1599 Posts
September 09 2013 07:00 GMT
#14
On September 09 2013 12:17 Race is Terran wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2013 12:14 Scarecrow wrote:
On September 09 2013 11:21 Race is Terran wrote: I'm like well cool! I've invested in a couple telecom stocks over the past year. He says well then you seem like a smart person.

Almost certain he's a conman or wants to get in your pants. The waiting till your shift ends to tell you about an opportunity for extra cash is really dodgy.

lol ya. I will N OT do gay pornography for moneyz

Something about the way you said this makes me think you'd do guy girl no problemo
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
September 09 2013 08:04 GMT
#15
100% pyramid scheme LOL
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3811 Posts
September 09 2013 08:56 GMT
#16
Rape game. Or pyramid scheme.
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
Tufas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Austria2259 Posts
September 09 2013 11:11 GMT
#17
I have not seen a thread about Russian roulette in a while
Where is my ACE flair
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-09 11:29:07
September 09 2013 11:28 GMT
#18
Surprised it wasn't a timeshare lol this is how timeshares normally start lolol.

Anyway good luck and make sure we are updated! If he mentions something else as a deal clincher you should say, but who is your favorite sc2 pro?! Just to throw it out there XD

Also maybe he meant 10.5 trillion won business? ^_^
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GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51489 Posts
September 09 2013 14:14 GMT
#19
Commentator
vaL4r
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany240 Posts
September 09 2013 15:55 GMT
#20
woah exciting, what's it going to be! :0
You need to play starcraft with a light heart. If you play with a heavy heart, you can't win. -NaDa
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