Kennigit roughly shoved the beast off of FakeSteve and pulled him up. He handed him a shotgun and nodded before climbing to a higher location.
FakeSteve felt annoyed, no, he was fucking pissed off. He could already feel that the tide of the horde was rising, he knew they were massing right outside the window he was almost yanked through.
FakeSteve felt his anger and rage build up and fuel him.
"GAY ADMINS!" the beasts cried as they ripped open the barricade. Their grotesque faces contorted in pleasure as they saw FakeSteve's back to them.
The beast's glee turned to confusion as a couple of rocks hit them in the face, they looked up at Steve who had a smile on his face and two pins in his hands
"Got me a banhammer, motherfuckers" was the last thing the monsters heard before the explosion vaporized them.
The explosion from the grenades rocked the horde and threw them to the ground, they looked up to see FakeSteve standing on the window sill, no longer smiling, with an automatic M249 Light Machine Gun in one hand, and a semi automatic, drum magazine Striker shotgun in the other.
"TIME FOR CLEAN UP MOTHERFUCKERS!" he screamed as he mowed the monsters down with a hail of lead and fire.
"well, he sure as hell got motivated" commented Plexa
"yeah" laughed Chill "but this is still a lost cause, we're gonna run out of ammo soon"
"Geoff has a backup plan, so that we dont get eaten alive" commented Plexa
"really?"
"hell yes, bitches, got enough explosives to level half the city" laughed iNcontroL.
Despite what seemed to be high spirits, the defenders were losing ground slowly, not enough Manifesto and his manly warhammer could make a dent in the unwavering horde.
"I guess this is it boys!" yelled Kennigit over the gunfire "I'm out of ammo!"
similar calls came from the rest of the defenders, the situation seemed desperate.
However, a miracle happened, in front of the astonished TL staff, a chunk of the horde's forces erupted in flames.
"Geoff, was that you?" Mani asked
"No, my explosives are underneath us" he responded
"then what the fuck did this?" wondered Chill
"That" responded Kennigit, pointing into the sky.
And suddenly they all saw it, a military Black Hawk helicopter with double rocket pods and 2 miniguns blasting away into the darkness, silencing cries of:
"Imba! Imba!" "nerf this shit!" and "lol nub gotta use flying units! l2p"
just as suddenly as it appeared, it was gone. Only to reappear, hovering a few feet past the window.
"Hello, fellows, you feeling like taking a ride?" an amused voice called out
On December 10 2010 17:40 Spazer wrote: Was expecting R1CH to wizard up some shit. But I guess this is fine too.
Was expecting that too, lol When's the next part gonna come out :D
because i have to give coag some time to work his magic with the graphic novel, the next part wont be up until tommorow
Hmm so is it going to be named the walking derp or TL apocalypse ?
We need some villain(s) Plague :x
Which forum user is well known amongst the forum members AND is evil but still manages to not get banned at all (someone like CM that isn't banned :d)?
Great blog btw :D I love it can't wait for more :D
On December 10 2010 17:40 Spazer wrote: Was expecting R1CH to wizard up some shit. But I guess this is fine too.
Was expecting that too, lol When's the next part gonna come out :D
because i have to give coag some time to work his magic with the graphic novel, the next part wont be up until tommorow
Hmm so is it going to be named the walking derp or TL apocalypse ?
We need some villain(s) Plague :x
Which forum user is well known amongst the forum members AND is evil but still manages to not get banned at all (someone like CM that isn't banned :d)?
Great blog btw :D I love it can't wait for more :D
this is really a satyre about the really really bad posters that are being banned everyday no REAL villain, but that may or may not change
also, the walking derp is the graphic novel, TL apocalypse is the novel so no the name will not change ^_^
On December 10 2010 17:40 Spazer wrote: Was expecting R1CH to wizard up some shit. But I guess this is fine too.
Was expecting that too, lol When's the next part gonna come out :D
because i have to give coag some time to work his magic with the graphic novel, the next part wont be up until tommorow
Hmm so is it going to be named the walking derp or TL apocalypse ?
We need some villain(s) Plague :x
Which forum user is well known amongst the forum members AND is evil but still manages to not get banned at all (someone like CM that isn't banned :d)?
Great blog btw :D I love it can't wait for more :D
this is really a satyre about the really really bad posters that are being banned everyday no REAL villain, but that may or may not change
also, the walking derp is the graphic novel, TL apocalypse is the novel so no the name will not change ^_^
I'm pretty sure you guys will like the finale
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't want it to end :/ Make some more stories >< I really like to read the novel because it's funny and I can imagine it going it this way if it were to happen for real :D
On December 10 2010 17:40 Spazer wrote: Was expecting R1CH to wizard up some shit. But I guess this is fine too.
Was expecting that too, lol When's the next part gonna come out :D
because i have to give coag some time to work his magic with the graphic novel, the next part wont be up until tommorow
Hmm so is it going to be named the walking derp or TL apocalypse ?
We need some villain(s) Plague :x
Which forum user is well known amongst the forum members AND is evil but still manages to not get banned at all (someone like CM that isn't banned :d)?
Great blog btw :D I love it can't wait for more :D
this is really a satyre about the really really bad posters that are being banned everyday no REAL villain, but that may or may not change
also, the walking derp is the graphic novel, TL apocalypse is the novel so no the name will not change ^_^
I'm pretty sure you guys will like the finale
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't want it to end :/ Make some more stories >< I really like to read the novel because it's funny and I can imagine it going it this way if it were to happen for real :D
well, Coag and I already have plans for a prequel, and I like to write so I might write more stuff. Perhaps the apocalypse from the point of view of the better posters around here
On December 10 2010 17:40 Spazer wrote: Was expecting R1CH to wizard up some shit. But I guess this is fine too.
Was expecting that too, lol When's the next part gonna come out :D
because i have to give coag some time to work his magic with the graphic novel, the next part wont be up until tommorow
Hmm so is it going to be named the walking derp or TL apocalypse ?
We need some villain(s) Plague :x
Which forum user is well known amongst the forum members AND is evil but still manages to not get banned at all (someone like CM that isn't banned :d)?
Great blog btw :D I love it can't wait for more :D
this is really a satyre about the really really bad posters that are being banned everyday no REAL villain, but that may or may not change
also, the walking derp is the graphic novel, TL apocalypse is the novel so no the name will not change ^_^
I'm pretty sure you guys will like the finale
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't want it to end :/ Make some more stories >< I really like to read the novel because it's funny and I can imagine it going it this way if it were to happen for real :D
well, Coag and I already have plans for a prequel, and I like to write so I might write more stuff. Perhaps the apocalypse from the point of view of the better posters around here
Oh you mean like how it all started and what caused this apocalypse but from a point of view from the better posters. Can't wait to read it.
On December 10 2010 17:40 Spazer wrote: Was expecting R1CH to wizard up some shit. But I guess this is fine too.
Was expecting that too, lol When's the next part gonna come out :D
because i have to give coag some time to work his magic with the graphic novel, the next part wont be up until tommorow
Hmm so is it going to be named the walking derp or TL apocalypse ?
We need some villain(s) Plague :x
Which forum user is well known amongst the forum members AND is evil but still manages to not get banned at all (someone like CM that isn't banned :d)?
Great blog btw :D I love it can't wait for more :D
this is really a satyre about the really really bad posters that are being banned everyday no REAL villain, but that may or may not change
also, the walking derp is the graphic novel, TL apocalypse is the novel so no the name will not change ^_^
I'm pretty sure you guys will like the finale
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't want it to end :/ Make some more stories >< I really like to read the novel because it's funny and I can imagine it going it this way if it were to happen for real :D
well, Coag and I already have plans for a prequel, and I like to write so I might write more stuff. Perhaps the apocalypse from the point of view of the better posters around here
Oh you mean like how it all started and what caused this apocalypse but from a point of view from the better posters. Can't wait to read it.
no a prequel as in what started it all. THEN another apocalypse story but from a poster's point of view lol
On December 10 2010 17:40 Spazer wrote: Was expecting R1CH to wizard up some shit. But I guess this is fine too.
Was expecting that too, lol When's the next part gonna come out :D
because i have to give coag some time to work his magic with the graphic novel, the next part wont be up until tommorow
Hmm so is it going to be named the walking derp or TL apocalypse ?
We need some villain(s) Plague :x
Which forum user is well known amongst the forum members AND is evil but still manages to not get banned at all (someone like CM that isn't banned :d)?
Great blog btw :D I love it can't wait for more :D
this is really a satyre about the really really bad posters that are being banned everyday no REAL villain, but that may or may not change
also, the walking derp is the graphic novel, TL apocalypse is the novel so no the name will not change ^_^
I'm pretty sure you guys will like the finale
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't want it to end :/ Make some more stories >< I really like to read the novel because it's funny and I can imagine it going it this way if it were to happen for real :D
well, Coag and I already have plans for a prequel, and I like to write so I might write more stuff. Perhaps the apocalypse from the point of view of the better posters around here
Oh you mean like how it all started and what caused this apocalypse but from a point of view from the better posters. Can't wait to read it.
no a prequel as in what started it all. THEN another apocalypse story but from a poster's point of view lol
I was just looking up some older threads with banhammer and I thought this might be interesting for this story (although it seems like you guys already have the thing planned out already)
These mini stories and the graphic novel are a lot of fun to read.
On October 26 2006 18:25 GrandInquisitor wrote: HOT-BID AND THE MASTERS OF THE FORUM
HOT-BID! And the Masters of the Forum.
I am Manifesto7, Prince of Sandlot, defender of the secrets of TeamLiquid. This is FakeSteve, my fearless friend (who I raped in a showmatch lololol).
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic banhammer and said: "By the power of Teamliquid"
Hot_Bid!
"I have the power!"
FakeSteve became the mighty Rekrul. And I became Hot_Bid, the most powerful moderator in the forum.
Only three others share this secret. Our friends the FrozenArbiter, IntoTheWow, and Nazgul.
Together we defend Teamliquid from the evil forces of BGH and FA$TE$T.
EPT
(don't warn/ban/kick w/e me nazgul :x)
no REAL villain, but that may or may not change 
