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Story to this picture- I recently finished my spring semester at college (if you want to call it finishing). Given the free time at my house, and with the recent tragedy I experienced, my eyes became opened. I saw the world through my own eyes for once. My own wants. Seeing as how I had no friends "IRL", my time was spent doing online activities, all which were very unproductive. Finally it came to me. Just like the movies, people have a time in their life where they need to soul search. They need to find themselves and their purpose in life. And this is something I needed more than ever. Sitting day in and day out at my computer while doing nothing, and talking to less people than fingers on my one hand. I was secluded, sad, and rather depressed.
The one thing that always fascinated me was being feminine. I loved wearing skirts, girl clothes, make-up, and everything that entailed. Some Teamliquiders know my obsession with transexuals as well. If you ever watched my stream, you were probably bombarded with what seemed to be a cute girl in between my games. But let me tell you something, it was a guy. Okay? I don't have pictures of females on my computer. Anyways, so this self-growth period and finding myself all led to growing my nails and hair out. I wanted to experience happiness as I saw it. Not as society saw it, not as my parents saw it, and certainly not how my future job employers may see it. But something that is genuinely and exclusively important to me. And what I discovered horrified me.
You. Can't. Play. SC2. With. Long. Fingernails.
The end. It isn't disputable. I've been a high level platinum player in almost every reset. I've mutilated top names before. Hell, I even took people who have won monetary tournaments in ladder games. You may not believe me, and if you were to see me play at this moment it certainly wouldn't look like it, but what you don't realize is - is that faggots and bitches can't fucking play this game. When I make an SCV, I'm not just pressing "S". I'm pressing "S" + "W". When I'm making a marine, I'm not just pressing "A". I'm pressing "A" + "Q". Do you see my problem here?
The problem is every fucking time I want to build an advanced building my SCV automatically wants to make a Factory. The problem is every fucking time I want to repair something with an SCV, I see my 4th hotkeyed selection instead.
This game is too clicking intensive and Blizzard should do something about it. I don't know how they will ever expect to produce a "competitive game" when they put such a disability on two groups of people. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
By the way, how do I get this sharpie off my fucking hands?
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