First off, college life has been so busy (we started less than a month ago), and not only have I not had time for SC anymore, but I'm really not all that interested either. Of course, it's Caltech, and there's an assload of homework (each one of our FRESHMAN math problem answers is literally a paragraph of words and Greek symbols), but besides that, there are plenty of chill guys and better-looking-than-expected girls. And plus, my life has just been a shitstorm of drama ever since I got here. So here is my unfinished Protoss comic, since I doubt I'd ever finish it anyways. I think i'll morph back into a lurker and burrow in my little hole here on TL again. And links to previous comics: How to Play Terran How to Play Zerg
How to Play Protoss
One a, two a, three a, four Forge is spinning, so is core Raise our voices; spirits soar "Aiur's what our lives are for!"
Hydra blood and Zergling gore Soak the ground and stain the floor. Hark! Our fearsome battle roar Says, "Bitch, now we've won the war!"
There's one fact you can't ignore: Truth is that your macro's poor, Mouse damn slow, so you implore "How is it I win once more?"
(Didn't finish this image)
One a, two a, three a, four. Protoss can be such a bore.
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