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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
September 28 2009 16:35 GMT
#1


Most Friday nights Your own lovable FuDD is downtown twisting balloons out in front of my buddies bar. Its usually fun except at this bar its emo night T_T goth night whatever bunch of all black wearing people (fine for them/you not for me) So needless to say the actual clientèle of the night aren't to interested in balloons so I stand outside soliciting passersby. Its Usually a fun time and I am able to pick up a little extra cash as well as give out my bizz cards, hopefully to generate some birthday partys etc.

This last Friday was a bit different. As I think I mentioned in my last blog we were going to take downtown by storm in balloon hats, bar hopping and hanging with the locals/ regulars. I'm not the most known guy but most places I go downtown I can usually find many people who know me from my punk years etc.

So myself and 4-5 other friends , it changed often, went bar hopping having grand old time getting plenty of comments on our balloons. Bar O'clock rolls around 2am and we all go outside of Che's a local bar that sees alot of punkards/scenesters etc. while standing out bullshitting getting ready to see if anything is going on two jerks walk by pooping my buddys balloon hat with a cig and they take off.

My buddy and I go to find these fools, shortin' it up by saying we found them and found out as well they were from Seattle visiting and after some chit chat said sorry and we invited them to come to a party with us. We get back in front of Che's Bar and these guys start talking shit, saying we are going to jump them etc. Im trying to patently tell them chill out or go away we are not about to do anything. Untill........

The younger of the two starts getting more pissed and the older one (they are brothers from what they said earlier) is trying to keep his brother in check, it does not work. The younger one says something to me not quite sure just some where along the lines of "Fuck You"!! I happen to be pretty close to him so as I turn to look at him I head butt the motherfucker ( yes I broke his nose, got me a unicorn bunp on my head too) He goes down, and his brother swings and hits me on my collar bone just barley most of the blow landing on my neck.Eli flys from behind me tackiling the older brother and proceeds to beat him in the street. Cops come we get Eli off and get him to start walking away and the cops tell the beat up kids to get the hell out of there now and that was it.

Was alot of fun I havent been in a physical altercation in a few years and I know it sounds bad but I miss fighting. My wife is pissed I was supposed to be twisting balloons but instead as she puts it. "your out getting drunk and starting fights wtf your not 21 anymore" lol

Not much to add just wanted to tell the story of my Friday night.

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Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
September 28 2009 16:42 GMT
#2
lol collar bone. was he like 4 feet tall?
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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
September 28 2009 16:44 GMT
#3
No I think he was trying to hit my adams apple/ crush esophagus. Its a pretty effective place to hit if you dont mind the possibility you may kill someone.
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nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
September 28 2009 16:47 GMT
#4
head butts are imba.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 28 2009 16:49 GMT
#5
lmao epic fightt hahaha

glad the cops didnt give u and your friend shit.

cool

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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 28 2009 16:55 GMT
#6
yea I was about to ask "so your wife lets you party out on the weekends now?" lol!

Seems like inviting them back to chill was never a good idea. Good thing you didn't end up in the holding tank either!
ya had ya shot kid!
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
September 28 2009 16:59 GMT
#7
Yeah I don't think people take the guy with a balloon hat and a huge bag of balloons as a threat. Not that I am a great fighter or anything but I am not about to walk away if someone is going to be an ass.

If I had not been drinking I probably would not have made the first move but I really think it was going to go there anyway and thats why I acted first.
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17010 Posts
September 28 2009 16:59 GMT
#8
Haha you're one of my favorite tl.netters :D
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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 17:09:56
September 28 2009 17:09 GMT
#9
Found a picture my wife took of me the morning after the fight. I had fallen asleep on the couch. Sometime in the early morning my son stole out of his room and came to sleep with me lol. You can barley make out the bump on my head, and ive got a hickey like bruise on my collar bone (right side) but you cant see it cause of my furry self.

O yeah sexy ass farmers tan.

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freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
September 28 2009 17:41 GMT
#10
nice story

what if you'd try to appeal to the goth community?
twisting balloon pentagrams or something..
And all is illuminated.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32083 Posts
September 28 2009 17:48 GMT
#11
gangsters use headbutts, nice job homie
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citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
September 28 2009 17:55 GMT
#12
For some reason you / this story remind me of Frank from "Old School".
Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam.
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
September 28 2009 18:22 GMT
#13
On September 29 2009 02:48 Hawk wrote:
gangsters use headbutts, nice job homie



I think anyone thats been in a fight knows that head butts/elbows work well when the shit talking close face to face is happening. Its silly imo to push and hold arms high up like come on if they do that its even easier to potentially drop them/ get a "good start" before they even have a chance of doing anything.
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statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 18:31:37
September 28 2009 18:30 GMT
#14
On September 29 2009 02:41 freelander wrote:
nice story

what if you'd try to appeal to the goth community?
twisting balloon pentagrams or something..


balloon razor blades imo


edit: can you really kill someone by hitting them in the throat hard enough via crushing their wind pipe? I've had someone put like all their weight on my throat with the sharp part of their forearm before and had nothing but a sore throat the next day.
SCC-Caliban
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
September 28 2009 18:47 GMT
#15
On September 29 2009 03:30 statix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 02:41 freelander wrote:
nice story

what if you'd try to appeal to the goth community?
twisting balloon pentagrams or something..


balloon razor blades imo


edit: can you really kill someone by hitting them in the throat hard enough via crushing their wind pipe? I've had someone put like all their weight on my throat with the sharp part of their forearm before and had nothing but a sore throat the next day.


yes you can, cause your throat is made of mostly cartilage and hitting it with a quick strike can collapse it. Same with elbows and knees.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 28 2009 18:48 GMT
#16
Lol, what a dick move to pop the balloon hat.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 28 2009 18:49 GMT
#17
On September 29 2009 02:55 citi.zen wrote:
For some reason you / this story remind me of Frank from "Old School".


hahaha, nice
Pioneer
Profile Joined December 2008
994 Posts
September 28 2009 19:09 GMT
#18
dude you headbutted him. you seemed so mild mannered and nice and now you're like a raging badass.:D
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
September 28 2009 19:31 GMT
#19
I try to always be mild mannered and chill. But sometimes I can get pretty agro. I used to be alot more ummm mean spirited in my younger years. Maybe its the whole being raised by bikers thing haha.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32083 Posts
September 28 2009 19:36 GMT
#20
On September 29 2009 03:22 FuDDx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 02:48 Hawk wrote:
gangsters use headbutts, nice job homie



I think anyone thats been in a fight knows that head butts/elbows work well when the shit talking close face to face is happening. Its silly imo to push and hold arms high up like come on if they do that its even easier to potentially drop them/ get a "good start" before they even have a chance of doing anything.

Yeah, but you can't fuck up or it hurts. I got a little scar at my hairline from doing that hahaha
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