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Anybody else scared of salmonella?

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PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-18 14:43:09
August 18 2009 14:41 GMT
#1
I recently turned 21, started buying chicken, and started eating it with my gf, etc (my family frowns upon eating chiken before 21).

I got a blood test today and wow, I was never so scared in my life. Because I started reading up on Salmonella

Wtf... you can get infected from almost anything and might not even find out about it for 10 days (Unlikely but possible, the incubation period can last 21 days)

I have to wait a week for my results but my girlfriend wants me over tonight to eat chicken with her.

She recently got a tattoo and returned from a trip from Mexico and didn't get herself checked, they don't even cook the chicken until the pink is gone there.

As much as I love her, my recent paranoia over this shit is telling me not to touch her. I'm not saying I think all infected people should be shipped away. NO NO NO. Cuz like even if u wash ur hands after u touch the chicken, everything u touch is still contaminated. Like u touch the top of the soap and then the diseases are there cuz u have to touch the top of the soap before it dispenses, and when u wash ur hands particles go all over the place and could carry in the air. Its fucking scary cuz u cannever be 100% clean of it.

But I'm scared that I've been so uneducated and I don't want to be irresponsible because is salmonella really worth some tender chicen breasts with shake n bake?

Would it be reasonable for me to ask her to get tested before we cook chicken again and use gloves? I mean, I also got tested today just for our sake (We plan to spend the rest of our lives together) and can't stand beef or steak.

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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44060 Posts
August 18 2009 14:44 GMT
#2
This is the stupidest shit I've ever read and I've read Aegraen's posts.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44060 Posts
August 18 2009 14:47 GMT
#3
Why the fuck would anyone frown on eating chicken before a certain age.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 18 2009 14:47 GMT
#4
There is a blog 100% exactly like this except its some other illness hepatitis i think...
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44060 Posts
August 18 2009 14:48 GMT
#5
No, salmonella isn't scary. It's pretty much impossible to get it from any commercial chicken products and if you do then you're in for some serious lawsuit profits. You should actively try and get it. But no matter how many raw eggs you eat, it's not going to happen.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44060 Posts
August 18 2009 14:49 GMT
#6
Ah, that makes more sense then.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
August 18 2009 14:51 GMT
#7
agree with kwark, this is simply rediculous.
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 18 2009 14:51 GMT
#8
Its a troll thread...
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 18 2009 14:52 GMT
#9
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=100061

link to similar thread
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 18 2009 14:52 GMT
#10
On August 18 2009 23:51 Vex wrote:
agree with kwark, this is simply rediculous.


no shit its a troll lol
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
iG.Zeep
Profile Joined May 2008
Mexico253 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-18 14:53:05
August 18 2009 14:52 GMT
#11
shit im too freakin slow
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
zyxjk
Profile Joined March 2009
United States75 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-18 14:58:38
August 18 2009 14:57 GMT
#12
it's a somewhat half-decent attempt. kind of funny.

Edit: this one http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=100061
the world was their playground, until the fateful day when they were hit by a bus on the way to subway
cosiant
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada616 Posts
August 18 2009 15:05 GMT
#13
Sigh, chicken always makes me laugh.
Member of the "Fuck yeah, Canata!" committee!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
August 18 2009 15:06 GMT
#14
Potential: A-
Originality: C
Execution: D

Result: **
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-18 15:09:46
August 18 2009 15:09 GMT
#15
4/5 of the first posts are by Kwark, haha. GGd, imo.
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
August 18 2009 15:11 GMT
#16
On August 19 2009 00:06 Chill wrote:
Potential: A-
Originality: C
Execution: D

Result: **


How much time do you expect me to dedicate to this to please you? I only changed like 10 words. But I'll take the 2 stars.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 18 2009 15:11 GMT
#17
On August 18 2009 23:57 zyxjk wrote:
it's a somewhat half-decent attempt. kind of funny.

Edit: this one http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=100061


why edit that in its all ready posted.... read next time
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
August 18 2009 15:12 GMT
#18
Stop trying people, you either have it or you don't.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 18 2009 15:15 GMT
#19
On August 19 2009 00:12 FirstBorn wrote:
Stop trying people, you either have it or you don't.


lol'd scored another one
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25998 Posts
August 18 2009 15:15 GMT
#20
On August 19 2009 00:11 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 19 2009 00:06 Chill wrote:
Potential: A-
Originality: C
Execution: D

Result: **


How much time do you expect me to dedicate to this to please you? I only changed like 10 words. But I'll take the 2 stars.

Enough time to make it good.
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