EPTWARNING! I ONLY OWN THE STORY, NOT THE CHARACTERS(please don't sue)
STAR OCEAN'S GONE RANDOM
BY:[IrIs]YellOw
CHAPTER 1
Me: T.T I must suck...I can't even remember to frickin' save!!
Albel: ...Yup...You do.
Me: SHUT UP! YOU AIN'T HELPING!!! -gets out bazooka-
Albel: ...You and that fucking bazooka...
Me
Alright...onward...Disclaimer: Do NOT own anything but my retarded ideas...
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The Star Ocean crew was making a stop in Peterny for the day. Sophia and Peppita, after sneaking off with a piece of everyone's hair (except Maria since she threatened them with her gun,) were at the workshop making homonculus. Cliff and Mirage, being pissed off at Roger's ego, were playing Rat Ball, with Roger as the ball. Adray, (Or as I call his ASSRAY) was bothering Clair to death since she was there. Maria was having tea with her gun (???) who somehow was also having tea. Nel, Fayt, and Albel were in the Irisa Fields right outside.
Fayt: Hey, Nel, why'd you bring me out here again? I wanted to go with Sophia and Pepp-
Nel: SHUT UP! -whispers: Besides, prepare yourself. It'll happen any second to Albel.-
Albel: Hmm? What the hell are you two worms whispering about?
Nel: Oh nothing! Heheheheheheee...Nothing at all!
Fayt: What's gonna happen to Albel, Nel?
Nel: GAAH! Fayt you idiot! I sometimes think Albel SHOULD have just murdered your little, blue ass!
Fayt: HEY! YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE!
Nel: Oh yea...Anyway-
Albel: ...It's feather season isn't it? I'm out of - FEATHER!!
Fayt: O.o
Nel: o.O
The first feather fell to the ground. Overhead, a flock of multicolored birds were flying. As they passed, they shed all of their feathers and blew off, bald. Meanwhile, Albel was chasing the feathers like a little 5-year-old girl.
Albel: OOOOOH!! I LIKEY THE PURP-NOOOO! I LIKEY THE BLUE! NOOOOOO! NO NO! PINK!! I LOVEY THE PINKY!!
Fayt: ...Omigosh...
Nel: BUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Albel: Eee!! Feathers! LOTS OF THEM!!
Fayt: ...I think something's wrong with Albel's brain...
Nel: Ain't that the truth. Watch this!
Nel walked up to Albel, placing a pink feather in his face. Albel squealed like a little girl and jumped for it, but Nel pull it back and Albel did a nice faceplant into the ground.
Albel: OW! NELLY WELLY! THAT HURTY WURTY! Now I'm saddy waddy...Waaah! -cries-
Fayt: -laughing his ass off-
Nel: -laughing her ass off-
Cliff: Yo, guys! You read-WHAT THE FUCK!?
Mirage: Hey, you guys want to play Ra-OMIGOSH! ALBEL!?
Albel: -crying his ass off-
Cliff: ...You owe me 3000 fol Mirage. I told you Albel was gay...
Albel: WHO ARE YOU CALLING GAY YOU GOD DAMNED MAGGOT!?
Cliff: O.O OH CRA-Wait, you don't have your katana...
Albel: ...I HAVE MY FEATHERS OF DOOM!!
Cliff: WHAT THE HELL!? Feathers don't hurt me!
Nel: Uh, Cliff...Albel can-
Cliff: Save it...Feathers can't me. I'm the iron man of ste-Ow! That hurt!
Albel: MUAHAHAHAA!! I CAN TURN FEATHERS INTO MINI SWORDS! BEWARE!
Cliff: AAAH!! -runs-
Albel: RUN YOU DAMN-Oh! A multicolor feather! I MUST HAVE!!
Fayt: ...-sweatdrop-
Nel: ...-sweatdrop-
Mirage: ...Who's up for Rat Ball?
Nel: Me!
Fayt: Me too!
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Me: Alright...Here ya go! First chappy! (And I saved this time...)
Albel: ...Idiot...
Me: Grr...Anyway, R&R please! And no flames...Please...
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