EPTEpishade once again has the solution to all your problems. What’s that you say? You don’t have any problems? Well TL, I think I can safely say that once you’ve seen my newest invention, you will have a problem: You don’t have it!
But enough of this awesome sales pitch. I know you are all positively dying to see my newest and latest and greatest invention. Without further ado, Epishade is proud to present:
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The Syringe-Fork!
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Forget your diabetes shot? Out of needles? Worry no more! With this revolutionary never-before-seen technology, simply unpeel the tape off your syringe and it’s ready to use. When finished, it tapes right back on the fork like magic!
How about when you’re eating a nice wholesome meal? Well that’s what Syringe-Fork™ does best! Simply stick the needle prongs into your food and inject a variety of cheeses, spices, and
Cleaning this magnificent piece of art couldn’t be easier. By sticking Syringe-Fork™ in your microwave, you can eliminate more than 40% of bacteria! And you probably thought this couldn’t get any better!
Bam! It just did! This week only we are having a special. Buy used for half off! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime deal! You could buy TWO Syringe-Forks for that price! Consider the possibilities of what you could do with TWO Syringe-Forks! That’s almost FOUR syringes!
And don’t take my word for how great this product is! We've got exemplary reviews from people around the country. Just listen to what this person from had to say about our product:
“So, it’s like a fork...but with syringes taped to it?”
It doesn’t get much better than that! Just try not to kill yourself when using it...out of sheer head-exploding awesomeness that is.
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Mmmmmm. Tasty!
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