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Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-26 23:57:43
November 26 2011 23:52 GMT
#1
It's been a while since I blogged about BW. I'm hearing your screams of "You bastard, how could you leave us without your precious battle reports'n shit" (actually I don't, but whatever), so I'm back at you. So, I joined a tournament after my D Ranks Teamleague games and first time in my life, something like this happened:

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I didn't get eliminated the earliest!!! Despite the fact that I ended up getting eliminated at the first round, the game was enough to keep me satisfied. My opponent got to D+ with a record of 11-3, which is good (at least better than everything I've ever got), but my mentality was a little bit different. For the first time since the random ass Turkish sc2 ladder on ESL, I said to myself "I can beat this guy". The actual thing I said was "I can pretty much beat this guy, and the next one too, and the one after that. WHY NOT!".

My mindset was pretty much unbeatable at that point. I was thinking that ZvT was my best matchup as I won my D Ranks Teamleague game (which was not my game but I played as WUSSleeq decided not to show up) and after that I played a game against Cr4zyh0r5e and I won that one too.

WARNING: Spoilers contain a fuckton of pictures.

OK, battle report starts here.

Everything started with me being the zerg in 11 o'clock position and him being the terran in 5 o'clock position.

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Some shakin' hands'n good mannerin' hurts no one


I opted for a 12 hatch into 3 hatch muta whereas he went for the standard 1 rax expo into 2 rax academy.

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I'm so tellin' this to my baws. BAAAAAAAWS, HE HAS A CC BUILDIN' IN HIS NAT!!!


After I saw him moving out, I made 3 sunkens out of my natural. I opt for 3 sunkens and zero zerglings rather than 2 sunkens and a control group of lings. That gives me 16 drones per base before mutas come out and nobody attacks into 3 sunkens anyway.

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As he is from Nicaragua and I'm from Turkey, the inevitable truth happens: Lag. I microed my mutas pretty well despite the inhumanly lag kicking in and not going away for the entire midgame. But I microed my mutas better vs Cr4zyh0r5e and sGs.OuZo because there was no lag.

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Mmmm, sexy... Oh yeah, o-oh ooooooh oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


Surprisingly enough, it's been more than 5 minutes and my macro was actually fine. That is something extraordinary to me. I'm more used to having 1k-1k starting from 6 minute mark or some shit. By the way, I also have more supply than my opponent right now, and everything is going just fine.

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My bug type attacks will deal 50% more damage when I have 30% or less HP.. Gettin' the joke?


Until I hyuk myself and decide to brank his front with my forces.

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Boys, don't attack Terran naturals with this kind of an army. Just expand, expand and expand some more.


At some time, the game became unplayable for me, and appearently for him too. I couldn't control my mutas and lost all of them, I swarmed after all my forces died etc. etc.

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Of course you're lagging because you're from Nicaragua. Nicaragua = fucktonoflag. OK?


I, then, got my ultra cavern and decided to go exclusively ultracrackling.

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I from now on will only use the following buttons: U, Z, A


But he, unlike me, did something correct and expanded aggressively:

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I wish my decision making skills were as good as his


While he was attacking my 4th base, I did something for the first time. Guess what it is.

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야 ~!!! 플레이그 ~!!!


Believe or not, it's the first time I used plague. While plaguing my opponent's army, I also countered his 4th with my ultraling force.

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Sometimes I just do what I want to do and attack some places. Generally doesn't result into something good, this time it did... Kinda.


But he killed my 4th in the process

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Then I aggressively double expanded but his vessels were too much to handle for me and I lost

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아 씨발


Props:
1- Me for staying in the game with endurance and actually playing a close game for half an hour
2- My opponent for playing a beautiful game
3- Me for using plague
4- Plague for being a wonderful spell
5- My macro for not sucking and being actually good
6- My opponent for finding open holes in my strategy and using it to full utility

Slops:
1- My opponent for lagging.
2- Me for handling vessels poorly
3- Me for trying to brank my opponent's front instead of using all that army in defense and expanding aggressively or attacking into naturals
4- Me for not scouting expoes in time and not putting lings/overlords to expoes
5- My defiler control for sucking (D+ zergs are not a bunch of defiler extraordinaires, are they?)

Miscellaneous funny moments:

1- That medic-muta orgy:

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Mmmm, sexy... Oh yeah, o-oh ooooooh oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


2- My defiler extraordinaire level dark swarm:

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All right boyz, I got your back, just hang on a little more, got it, got it, got it, got it... Uh oh...


By the way, if anyone is wondering, here is the replay: http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=49718

Thanks for reading or skipping all the way to the bottom

****
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
LegendaryDreams
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada1350 Posts
November 27 2011 00:00 GMT
#2
Nice swarm joke about 30% HP or less, message me if you want to battle on PO sometime
call me moxie
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
November 27 2011 00:02 GMT
#3
haha nice BR
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Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-27 00:03:23
November 27 2011 00:03 GMT
#4
On November 27 2011 09:00 LegendaryDreams wrote:
Nice swarm joke about 30% HP or less, message me if you want to battle on PO sometime

Hahaha thanks do you do little cup? Or just standard ou?

On November 27 2011 09:02 ]343[ wrote:
haha nice BR

Thanks
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
LegendaryDreams
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada1350 Posts
November 27 2011 00:05 GMT
#5
I play standard OU like the majority of users on PO, yourself?
call me moxie
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
November 27 2011 00:07 GMT
#6
haha even though you lost, having the good mid-game macro was a good accomplishment for one game itself. hopefully it will translate into more success for you. all the best!
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
November 27 2011 00:23 GMT
#7
On November 27 2011 09:05 LegendaryDreams wrote:
I play standard OU like the majority of users on PO, yourself?

I never did standard ou and I suck at any tier that isn't named little cup (I peaked at #8 of smogon's server at LC).

On November 27 2011 09:07 JMave wrote:
haha even though you lost, having the good mid-game macro was a good accomplishment for one game itself. hopefully it will translate into more success for you. all the best!

Thanks I should work on some of my decision making skills too, they suck.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
November 27 2011 00:23 GMT
#8
Ah, vessel clouds are so strong. I remember Day[9] saying in one of his dailies that one of the biggest mistakes he sees lower level zergs make is lack of scourge (which allows terran to pwn face with vessels and dropships and stuff)

Anyway, nice BR (and nice pokemon joke!)
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
November 27 2011 00:33 GMT
#9
On November 27 2011 09:23 xxpack09 wrote:
Ah, vessel clouds are so strong. I remember Day[9] saying in one of his dailies that one of the biggest mistakes he sees lower level zergs make is lack of scourge (which allows terran to pwn face with vessels and dropships and stuff)

Anyway, nice BR (and nice pokemon joke!)

I should watch all of his old dailies, especially the ones about zerg, over and over again. Thanks
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3006 Posts
November 27 2011 00:41 GMT
#10
haha NGV]Nelson is in my team for D leauge
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
November 27 2011 01:13 GMT
#11
You can do it! Any progress is good progress!
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
November 27 2011 01:35 GMT
#12
Nice battle report. That screenshot of the lurk/ling/muta attack into 3 bunkers, 2 turrets, and sieged tanks.... just NO man! You know better than that!
HaruHaru
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States988 Posts
November 27 2011 06:21 GMT
#13
nice! miss these good ol bw battle reports.
Long live BroodWar!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 27 2011 06:46 GMT
#14
haha good read, thanks
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
November 27 2011 07:03 GMT
#15
On November 27 2011 09:41 don_kyuhote wrote:
haha NGV]Nelson is in my team for D leauge

Really? Oh man, I want him on Team 1 vs Team 8. This time it will be me taking the game. Just tell me which map you put him right after deciding lineups.

On November 27 2011 10:13 amazingxkcd wrote:
You can do it! Any progress is good progress!

Thanks I believe in myself.

On November 27 2011 10:35 Jonoman92 wrote:
Nice battle report. That screenshot of the lurk/ling/muta attack into 3 bunkers, 2 turrets, and sieged tanks.... just NO man! You know better than that!

Too little too late dude, too little too late. I had to scout for 3rd bases and secure some more bases for me at the same time.

On November 27 2011 15:21 HaruHaru wrote:
nice! miss these good ol bw battle reports.

Well, you can have them when I have a good replay of mine

On November 27 2011 15:46 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
haha good read, thanks

Thank YOU for reading
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
Cooleh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom63 Posts
November 27 2011 13:51 GMT
#16
Nice report, that was a fun tourney!
Opportunities will present themselves. Recognize them, act on them.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
November 27 2011 16:18 GMT
#17
1) Both of you caused the other person to lag.
2) What? No Wheezing or Trap jokes?
3) Expand when you attack
4) Pizza...
5)... Why are you still reading this?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
November 27 2011 19:49 GMT
#18
On November 27 2011 22:51 Cooleh wrote:
Nice report, that was a fun tourney!

Indeed. I saw that you eliminated Nelson though. I wanted my homeboy to eliminate the guy. My homeboy though eliminated you in the semis and going on with winning the tourney so I'm happy.

On November 28 2011 01:18 3FFA wrote:
1) Both of you caused the other person to lag.
2) What? No Wheezing or Trap jokes?
3) Expand when you attack
4) Pizza...
5)... Why are you still reading this?

1- I never lag against anyone in US/CA/EMEA. Turkish internet can't do anything better than that.
2- Yes, weezing jokes could be done on erasers. Thanks for the tip. I'll probably do that in my next battle report.
3- Seems as easy as "make workers constantly, never get supply blocked, spend your money, scout constantly and you're C-". It's a tad bit more difficult in practice especially if you're a noob shit.
4- Would be good, I'm hungry now. It would be also good as I'm going to watch CJ and Woongjin VODs.
5- Me? I love to post in my own blogs. Yes, it's a little bit strange and I know. Other people? I don't know. Probably it's because they love to read BW battle reports despite how noob poster is.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
Cooleh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom63 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-27 19:52:34
November 27 2011 19:52 GMT
#19
On November 28 2011 04:49 Djagulingu wrote:
Indeed. I saw that you eliminated Nelson though. I wanted my homeboy to eliminate the guy. My homeboy though eliminated you in the semis and going on with winning the tourney so I'm happy.


He stomped me pretty bad, although my excuse is I had never played the map before ;;
Opportunities will present themselves. Recognize them, act on them.
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
November 27 2011 20:56 GMT
#20
On November 28 2011 04:52 Cooleh wrote:
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On November 28 2011 04:49 Djagulingu wrote:
Indeed. I saw that you eliminated Nelson though. I wanted my homeboy to eliminate the guy. My homeboy though eliminated you in the semis and going on with winning the tourney so I'm happy.


He stomped me pretty bad, although my excuse is I had never played the map before ;;

I wonder how good he is. I guess I'll watch his replays.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
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