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[Cartoon] How to Play Zerg!

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Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-15 09:05:31
September 04 2009 03:50 GMT
#1
A continuation of my previous cartoon.

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One ling, two ling, three ling, four...

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Send them all, then send some more!

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Rush his ass, then sunken/spore...

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Camp four gas, then ultra-whore...

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...that's how Zergies win the war!


And yes, I'm aware that my sunken colonies look like spider mines with tails, that my spores look like ice cream cones with eyes, and that my hatchery looks like a deformed tree.

http://caltechrankmaniac2012.wordpress.com/

****
Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
September 04 2009 03:52 GMT
#2
cute- I like it

5/5
Legends never gg
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
September 04 2009 03:53 GMT
#3
Haha, nice!
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
September 04 2009 03:54 GMT
#4
=]
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
September 04 2009 03:54 GMT
#5
Is that walking turds?
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
September 04 2009 03:57 GMT
#6
Hahaha camp four gas then ultra whore 5/5
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
September 04 2009 03:57 GMT
#7
now all you need is a protoss one
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-04 04:00:30
September 04 2009 03:58 GMT
#8
brilliant.

edit:
On September 04 2009 12:57 Sharp-eYe wrote:
now all you need is a protoss one



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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 04 2009 03:58 GMT
#9
Hahaha
camp 4 gas then ultra whore
It's so true!
Sullifam
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
September 04 2009 03:58 GMT
#10
Cute

The ultra looks the coolest.
Brood War loyalist
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
September 04 2009 04:01 GMT
#11
Good Work, and this time the rhyming worked smoother.
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
September 04 2009 04:01 GMT
#12
Mani should print all the ones you made and read it to his new son!
Karma is a bitch
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
September 04 2009 04:02 GMT
#13
5/5 would read again.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 04 2009 04:06 GMT
#14
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
September 04 2009 04:06 GMT
#15
That was awesome 5/5. Keep em coming XD
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
September 04 2009 04:06 GMT
#16
hehe...this made me giggle. 5/5 (:
Hello
saikeraku
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada2933 Posts
September 04 2009 04:16 GMT
#17
Nice job ^_^.
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
September 04 2009 04:17 GMT
#18
On September 04 2009 12:57 Hyde wrote:
Hahaha camp four gas then ultra whore 5/5

:D love this line too
great stuff
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
September 04 2009 04:17 GMT
#19
Haha your cartoons are so funny
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
September 04 2009 04:19 GMT
#20
awwww the zerglings are so cute
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