I went to disneyland - Page 28

A summary for those who missed the first few blogs.

Our resident hero, Xero, creates blog number one.

He writes about a beautiful lady at a PC bang. He was minding his own business when he spots his dream girl. 300 APM Zerg player. She smashes some noob and catches him staring, jaw dropped on the floor in amazement. She asks him what he wants, and he asks if she wants to play a game. He gets utterly destroyed. He asks in astonishment how long she has been playing Starcraft. Her reply is 8 years. As she is leaving she gives him a hinting smile and only says "Female Hong Jin Ho"

Next day. Blog number two from our nerd hero. He has spotted the angel of zerg once again! Though this time on DOTA, he stammered over to her and gave a weak, tiny "hello." She smiles up at him and greets him happily. Xero manages to give her a shaky "I'm Sean" to which she replies "I'm Minji." He orders the PC next to her and while she is playing DOTA, she is giving him tips in Starcraft. "Expand now." "Watch for Reavers." Unfortunately Xero had to leave once again, and as he was leaving, he mentioned he would see her tomorrow. She told him she would be waiting eagerly. Our hero came swooning back to his computer, eagerly updating blog two with this information. More and more of TL joined in the cheering.

Our smooth nerd came back with a day three update. He said she was not at the PC Bang. Did our hopes and dreams get stood up? No! She works next door at the cafe. She was very excited to see him at the cafe. Xero and Minji chatted for a bit. It was then he found out Minji was 22 years old, compared to his own 17 years of age. She seemed to find him even more cute! Luck is with our friend Xero these last few days. Xero had to leave, as he had a friend waiting on him to pick him up. On his way out, he became the manliest man of all TL and straight up asked for her phone number. Success! Phone number in pocket, Xero sprinted as fast as he could to pick up his friend.

Later, he receives flirty text messages from Minji...which promptly leads to another blog. She calls him cute. Wants to hang out. Xero accepts, and he leaves to take Minji to dinner. After having a good time over dinner and soju, Minji offers to take him out clubbing. Graciously accepting, Xero passes the time while she is changing to post another update on TL. He's going clubbing with her! More excitement and cheering go on, many people trying to teach him how to get his groove on and prepare for grinding and some love making. Naive as he is, he gathers up TL's helpful information and heads out with her........

....the next morning, TL wakes to a NEW blog! This very blog!! He begins to post pictures of him and Minji...but the doubt-train shows up. Those two asian guys look suspiciously different. He said her head was under his chin, but in the picture....she's not that much shorter...is that a mannequin or a doll...he stops updating his blog altogether and doesn't post on TL when the doubt begin to bubble to the surface. Have we, the faithful supporters of our Dream Hero, been bested by a fake story? Was it all a lie? Has Xero crushed the hopes and support of his friends on TL? The world will never know.