Worst night ever.....

On August 14 2009 16:11 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
Do you have any good natural remedy to get easy erection/

On August 14 2009 16:18 OmgIRok wrote:
OH DUDE its one of his hax blogs
where i'm kind of double posting

On August 14 2009 16:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:
So at clubs you are supposed to just rub your erection against girls?

On August 14 2009 16:22 BroOd wrote:
I still don't quite understand; were you sitting at your table in the club thinking, "man, I better get this erection going before I hit the dance floor"?

On August 14 2009 16:25 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
actually at first I danced with my friend. I guess she felt that my penis was small or something, so she walked away lol.
You know for a guy, for some psychological reason, he thinks that his penis size is really important.
I guess I was like that, i didnt want people to think i have a small penis
i was really stressed out lol
I tried dancing with like 3 girls, but I was so stressed out that I just walked away lol.

On August 14 2009 16:37 food wrote:


LMFAO
is your penis small or something

On August 14 2009 16:35 Ichigo1234551 wrote:

yea that is all you do if you go to a hip hop cllub lol

On August 14 2009 16:25 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
actually at first I danced with my friend. I guess she felt that my penis was small or something, so she walked away lol.

On August 14 2009 16:25 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
actually at first I danced with my friend. I guess she felt that my penis was small or something, so she walked away lol.
You know for a guy, for some psychological reason, he thinks that his penis size is really important.
I guess I was like that, i didnt want people to think i have a small penis
i was really stressed out lol
I tried dancing with like 3 girls, but I was so stressed out that I just walked away lol.

On August 14 2009 16:49 MrHoon wrote:
Why would you ever try rubbing your erected penis onto your friend?
What would you gain from sexually harassing someone you have frequent social encounters with?

What the hell is this blog about?

On August 14 2009 16:11 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
Do you know the worst thing that can happened to a man???
Cant get it up when you need it...
I went clubbing earlier and I dont know if it was because i took a 5 hours energy shot or 2 shots of vodka, but my little guy was dead.... lol
I was so insecure about not being able to get it up.... that i didnt want to dance.


Do you have any good natural remedy to get easy erection/


For those of you guys who have never been to a hip hop club in america. Basically all you do is the girl grind her ass to your penis. I guess in Europe there are only rave parties

On August 14 2009 16:35 Ichigo1234551 wrote:

yea that is all you do if you go to a hip hop cllub lol

On August 14 2009 17:28 Cambium wrote:


Um... no.

On August 14 2009 17:38 resonance wrote:
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.

On August 14 2009 17:38 resonance wrote:
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.

On August 14 2009 17:44 Aegraen wrote:


As I said before, unless you asked her the reason it could be many things. I'm leaning more with you suck at dancing and look like Steve and Doug Butabi from Night at the Roxbury.

Most girls at clubs aren't alone and are not looking for a one-night stand. They are looking to have some fun with their friends and not being cooped up in the apartment/house/abode.

I don't think I'm the only one here, but many guys can control when they get a boner, unless you are like 20 or less (Which I suppose is the majority of TL). If you are that insecure do some kegels (Yes, there are kegels for guys also), you won't even need to be turned on to get an erection if you get pretty good at the exercise (You will also notice your erections are harder and last longer).

But anyways, if it makes you feel any better if you believe it was your cock and not your dancing.

On August 14 2009 17:45 Ichigo1234551 wrote:

wow dude, you understand me completely lol. yea i feel actually how you described it

On August 14 2009 17:38 resonance wrote:
Oh come on guys, don't tell me you can't relate to this guy. You guys are like "wow what the hell is grinding what a weird concept yes indeed!". If you are grinding with a girl, and you don't get a boner, #1 you probably feel a bit awkward yourself and enjoy it less, #2 the girl usually notices and for the most part they take it offensively b/c they think they are not turning the you(the guy) on. I don't have much clubbing experience (just turned legal few months ago) but I have done enough grinding to be able to understand your situation.

In fact I have been in your situation, and that night most of the girls I danced with walked away after a short time b/c I didn't get a boner, seriously.

Don't tell me none of you guys can relate to this.

On August 14 2009 16:11 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
For those of you guys who have never been to a hip hop club in america. Basically all you do is the girl grind her ass to your penis. I guess in Europe there are only rave parties

On August 14 2009 17:51 beetlelisk wrote:


Whaaaaat? Seriously? I've seen videos of drunk girls showing their tits in clubs but waaat

BTW you'll probably get amused
http://www.fuckingshocking.com/index/video/micro_penis_1

On August 14 2009 16:25 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
actually at first I danced with my friend. I guess she felt that my penis was small or something, so she walked away lol.
You know for a guy, for some psychological reason, he thinks that his penis size is really important.
I guess I was like that, i didnt want people to think i have a small penis
i was really stressed out lol
I tried dancing with like 3 girls, but I was so stressed out that I just walked away lol.

On August 14 2009 18:24 Piste wrote:

you have so small that it needs to be erected to feel it?

On August 14 2009 16:11 Ichigo1234551 wrote:
For those of you guys who have never been to a hip hop club in america. Basically all you do is the girl grind her ass to your penis. I guess in Europe there are only rave parties

On August 14 2009 18:28 resonance wrote:


Do you really think girls can't tell if it's erect or not?

On August 14 2009 18:29 Piste wrote:

lol

On August 15 2009 06:49 TheAntZ wrote:
thats not the worst thing that can happen to a man. Let me tell you the worst thing that can happen to a man. You go to a club with your friend as your wingman, and he immediately gets dragged away by this grotesquely fat chick and you're wondering whether or not you're gonna see him anymore because it looks like shes probably eaten every guy she'd ever slept with, when this girl walks up to you. shes hot, like smoking hot, the kind of hot where if you lick your finger and put in on her skin there'll be a small amount of steam and a sizzling noise. She says 'I like chubby guys, wanna dance?' and this already is kinda ruinin your night cuz you've been working out for a while to lose weight and she just reminded you its not working for shit. But anyway you dance and then after a short while you sit down to have some drinks. You wanna show this hot girl that you're a mad fucking baller right? The best way to do this ofc is to talk about how you're actually the son of a politician and go out to parties every night when in fact this is the first party you've been to in 3 months, and also you start drinking like crazy without considering the fact that inhaling alcohol TENDS to have adverse effects. so then you stumble and slur your way through a conversation but luckily shes almost half as drunk as you are even though she had as much to drink as you did and is like half your size, and finally you decide to go back to your house. So when you get there you dick around in front of the door for 5 minutes before realizing you need keys to open it, and when you do get in the place is a mess and you stumble while taking off your shoes on the way in and fall on your face. why this chick is still here is an issue of great confusion. Another conversation follows of which you remember nothing, and eventually you wind up in the bedroom somehow, naked, with her ass pointing towards you. so obviously you take it in your hands and you try to fuck her but it turns out ur poking it in the wrong hole and she doesnt seem to enjoy that much. so you take some time to retarget but hey guess what now you cant get hard. so you get up to go to the bathroom beacuse now you realize you need a condom, but yet again, you realize you dont have an erection and does you cant put it on. You fumble with it for a while and then get scared and dizzy and throw up. On the girls back. but thats alright shes passed out anyway. Next morning you wake up with a hangover the size of china, your head is throbbing and the girl is nowhere in sight. your immediate concern is 'did she get home safe?' so you try to find her number on the cell phone which you're sure you saved last night while you were at the club but its not there anymore, also it wasnt in your jeans pocket but on the desk next to your bed so its safe to assume she deleted her number from your phone.
THAT is the worst thing that could happen to a man
Sure hope it never happens to me though. x_x

On August 15 2009 06:49 TheAntZ wrote:
thats not the worst thing that can happen to a man. Let me tell you the worst thing that can happen to a man. You go to a club with your friend as your wingman, and he immediately gets dragged away by this grotesquely fat chick and you're wondering whether or not you're gonna see him anymore because it looks like shes probably eaten every guy she'd ever slept with, when this girl walks up to you. shes hot, like smoking hot, the kind of hot where if you lick your finger and put in on her skin there'll be a small amount of steam and a sizzling noise. She says 'I like chubby guys, wanna dance?' and this already is kinda ruinin your night cuz you've been working out for a while to lose weight and she just reminded you its not working for shit. But anyway you dance and then after a short while you sit down to have some drinks. You wanna show this hot girl that you're a mad fucking baller right? The best way to do this ofc is to talk about how you're actually the son of a politician and go out to parties every night when in fact this is the first party you've been to in 3 months, and also you start drinking like crazy without considering the fact that inhaling alcohol TENDS to have adverse effects. so then you stumble and slur your way through a conversation but luckily shes almost half as drunk as you are even though she had as much to drink as you did and is like half your size, and finally you decide to go back to your house. So when you get there you dick around in front of the door for 5 minutes before realizing you need keys to open it, and when you do get in the place is a mess and you stumble while taking off your shoes on the way in and fall on your face. why this chick is still here is an issue of great confusion. Another conversation follows of which you remember nothing, and eventually you wind up in the bedroom somehow, naked, with her ass pointing towards you. so obviously you take it in your hands and you try to fuck her but it turns out ur poking it in the wrong hole and she doesnt seem to enjoy that much. so you take some time to retarget but hey guess what now you cant get hard. so you get up to go to the bathroom beacuse now you realize you need a condom, but yet again, you realize you dont have an erection and does you cant put it on. You fumble with it for a while and then get scared and dizzy and throw up. On the girls back. but thats alright shes passed out anyway. Next morning you wake up with a hangover the size of china, your head is throbbing and the girl is nowhere in sight. your immediate concern is 'did she get home safe?' so you try to find her number on the cell phone which you're sure you saved last night while you were at the club but its not there anymore, also it wasnt in your jeans pocket but on the desk next to your bed so its safe to assume she deleted her number from your phone.
THAT is the worst thing that could happen to a man
Sure hope it never happens to me though. x_x

On August 15 2009 08:59 fanatacist wrote:
TheAntZ instant hero for sure.

On August 14 2009 17:24 stroggos wrote:


wat, i'm pretty sure most guys don't think penis size is that important, unless they have a micropenis lol.

On August 15 2009 14:31 TheAntZ wrote:


Someone needed to post a contrasting story to your blog fana >:
And also I somehow forgot to address the OP altogether. I love grinding. I mean not doing it, but watching the people who do it. Because the people who do it are interesting.
Like when you see these warning labels on bottles of dishwasher like "don't drink, may be poisonous" Or during a commercial where they jump out of a plane onto the land without a parachute and then go on to wrestle with alligators or something and in the bottom of the screen in tiny print is written "Do not try this at home or elsewhere" or some shit.
When you see these things you have to wonder a bit, what kind of mouth breathing yokel actually needs these warnings to let him know its not ok to stick a fork into an electrical socket? Grinding, basically the act of sexing someone with your clothes on, with all the advantages that come with it (other then the nakedness and actual ejaculation) gives you the opportunity to see these people up close. Its kind of like going to the zoo, but with different smells.

On August 15 2009 06:49 TheAntZ wrote:
thats not the worst thing that can happen to a man. Let me tell you the worst thing that can happen to a man. You go to a club with your friend as your wingman, and he immediately gets dragged away by this grotesquely fat chick and you're wondering whether or not you're gonna see him anymore because it looks like shes probably eaten every guy she'd ever slept with, when this girl walks up to you. shes hot, like smoking hot, the kind of hot where if you lick your finger and put in on her skin there'll be a small amount of steam and a sizzling noise. She says 'I like chubby guys, wanna dance?' and this already is kinda ruinin your night cuz you've been working out for a while to lose weight and she just reminded you its not working for shit. But anyway you dance and then after a short while you sit down to have some drinks. You wanna show this hot girl that you're a mad fucking baller right? The best way to do this ofc is to talk about how you're actually the son of a politician and go out to parties every night when in fact this is the first party you've been to in 3 months, and also you start drinking like crazy without considering the fact that inhaling alcohol TENDS to have adverse effects. so then you stumble and slur your way through a conversation but luckily shes almost half as drunk as you are even though she had as much to drink as you did and is like half your size, and finally you decide to go back to your house. So when you get there you dick around in front of the door for 5 minutes before realizing you need keys to open it, and when you do get in the place is a mess and you stumble while taking off your shoes on the way in and fall on your face. why this chick is still here is an issue of great confusion. Another conversation follows of which you remember nothing, and eventually you wind up in the bedroom somehow, naked, with her ass pointing towards you. so obviously you take it in your hands and you try to fuck her but it turns out ur poking it in the wrong hole and she doesnt seem to enjoy that much. so you take some time to retarget but hey guess what now you cant get hard. so you get up to go to the bathroom beacuse now you realize you need a condom, but yet again, you realize you dont have an erection and does you cant put it on. You fumble with it for a while and then get scared and dizzy and throw up. On the girls back. but thats alright shes passed out anyway. Next morning you wake up with a hangover the size of china, your head is throbbing and the girl is nowhere in sight. your immediate concern is 'did she get home safe?' so you try to find her number on the cell phone which you're sure you saved last night while you were at the club but its not there anymore, also it wasnt in your jeans pocket but on the desk next to your bed so its safe to assume she deleted her number from your phone.
THAT is the worst thing that could happen to a man
Sure hope it never happens to me though. x_x