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Obviously inspired by Kennigit's blog, I thought to myself... I'm going to cook me up a winning formula, aka the most awesome, jaw-dropping profile possible guaranteed to get Jessica Alba to divorce her husband (is she married even?), sign up at the site, and immediately send me a message asking for marriage. So after careful planning and deliberation, this is what I created:
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Hey everyone, I finally decided to sign up for this site and give online dating a try, I'm over the whole club/bar scene because picking up easy, good looking women at bars is as easy as not missing the toilet bowl when I take a piss in the mornings. I'm here because like you, I am a real person looking for something more.
I guess this is the part where I should say a little about myself, I've been driving an M3 since high school and live in a multimillion dollar condo (beach-front) that my parents generously provided me. I've had a tough life but at the end of the day when I smell the scent of the ocean pass by on a cool night breeze, I realize that things are going to be ok. I'm a pretty attractive guy too (and not just because I own an M3), I have smooth olive skin, a full head of blond hair, and a nice complexion. I'm not going to lie to you, throughout my school years I was attractive to all the girls in my classes. My parents are the co-founders of NetJet, so I have enough income to one day be able to buy a small island... I'm just looking for a special someone here to share it with.
My interests vary from badminton to reading car magazines. Mostly though, I'm into Starcraft (which is a computer game played professionally in Korea). I'm kind of a big deal in the community, being a well known admin (I'm way too cool to actually play the game myself) of some websites and have my own sponsored team, earning hundreds of dollars per month. I like to consider myself as being a young Jerry Buss, except more handsome and intelligent.
On weekends I like to sit around on the computer while I manage my team's matches, staring blankly at the screen while I watch other people play for me. After that (by this time it's late at night) I used to go out on the town, but nowadays I'd like to spend my time in the arms of a loving companion... and that's where you come in.
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Anyways thanks to WingSandrockX, Lastshadow, and myself for providing me with the winning formula. This is what you get when you combine by far the three coolest people in Starcraft. What woman can resist such charm and grace? Not to mention the olive skin.
I'll let you all know how it turns out.
By the way... if you had to rate this profile on a scale from 7-10.. with 7 being "Borderline Awesome" and a 10 being "I'd bang this guy right now", what would it be?
Poll: How awesome is this profile?
(Vote): 10
(Vote): 9
(Vote): 8
(Vote): 7
PROFILE HERE
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10 i just came while reading it
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I appreciate kenningt's concept, although I disagreed with some of the things he wrote.
However, if it works it works -- tell me how this goes for you =p
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Kennigit
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Why the fuck did you mention lastshadow, go jump off a cliff.
Edit: needs a -10 option
Poll: How awesome is this profile?
(Vote): -10
(Vote): something lower
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On July 30 2009 11:31 KawaiiRice wrote:Why the fuck did you mention lastshadow, go jump off a cliff. Edit: needs a -10 option Poll: How awesome is this profile?( Vote): -10 ( Vote): something lower
kawaii you're so cute that all the girls would go for you.....CUTIE RICE ^^
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+ Show Spoiler +On July 30 2009 11:23 Xeris wrote:
My interests vary from badminton to reading car magazines. Mostly though, I'm into Starcraft (which is a computer game played professionally in Korea). I'm kind of a big deal in the community, being a well known admin (I'm way too cool to actually play the game myself) of some websites and have my own sponsored team, earning hundreds of dollars per month. I like to consider myself as being a young Jerry Buss, except more handsome and intelligent.
I just lol'ed so hard. this is best thing i've seen all week. thank you for this.
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I'll keep you guys posted if I get any messages loool! +P
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LOL @ link.
Gold Xeris! I can't wait to hear results :o
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I'm I took a picture that has an excellent view of my sidekick so they can see I also own a $300 phone (how much are sidekick's anyways?)
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Why do you look like Lastshadow in that picture?
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so are you going to tell us about these adventures or what?
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On July 30 2009 11:46 SCC-Faust wrote:
Why do you look like Lastshadow in that picture?
It's all me baby.
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On July 30 2009 11:43 Xeris wrote:
I'm I took a picture that has an excellent view of my sidekick so they can see I also own a $300 phone (how much are sidekick's anyways?)
I see you got lastshadows help with that too
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So how many ladies have you had to turn down so far?
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On July 30 2009 11:48 Xeris wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2009 11:46 SCC-Faust wrote:
Why do you look like Lastshadow in that picture? It's all me baby.
Well I must say you both have an excellent taste in shirts.
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