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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 30 2009 00:47 GMT
#1
This blog is not what the title sounds like.

That fucking bacchus baby is back, and I thought he was drinking JEWELS
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wait..WHAT? ...those are progamer heads!

omg..OMG...OMFG

these images are usually skillful, and I usually enjoy looking at them. I've even started to accept that this freakish baby in the "bacchus" painting is acceptable

but drinking progamer brainjuice? naked zombie baby drinking progamer headjuice? I am so ready for sc2's new tournament names, specifically ones that don't lead to giant zombie baby drinking progamer brain-juices.

I have one request: give me a hit of the crack you are smoking

I don't know why this irks me so much. maybe its just the fact that mr. baby is SO GOD DAMN CREEPY

i found this pic while looking for the crop of the baby one. lol.
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“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
IdrA
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States11541 Posts
July 30 2009 00:49 GMT
#2
sidebar title was much more promising
http://www.splitreason.com/product/1152 release the gracken tshirt now available
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 30 2009 00:50 GMT
#3
lol you are very keen. I didn't notice that...WOW lol ^^;;;
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
July 30 2009 00:52 GMT
#4
On July 30 2009 09:49 IdrA wrote:
sidebar title was much more promising

Hahahaha, I too wondered where that was going.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 30 2009 00:53 GMT
#5
On July 30 2009 09:49 IdrA wrote:
sidebar title was much more promising


seriously, i was really excited... then i clicked on blogs section and was greatly disappointed. :<
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 30 2009 00:55 GMT
#6
So there are no baby jews?
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
July 30 2009 00:58 GMT
#7
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Drinking_Bacchus_WGAREG001.jpg

"Drinking Bacchus" by Guido Reni
wash uffitizi, drive me to firenze
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
July 30 2009 01:05 GMT
#8
On July 30 2009 09:58 benjammin wrote:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Drinking_Bacchus_WGAREG001.jpg

"Drinking Bacchus" by Guido Reni



lol the baby is peeing as he drinks
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
July 30 2009 01:06 GMT
#9
On July 30 2009 09:55 Megalisk wrote:
So there are no baby jews?

NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-30 01:09:26
July 30 2009 01:09 GMT
#10
For some reason I read the title and thought this thread would be about baby poop probably including pictures of used diapers.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 30 2009 01:12 GMT
#11
On July 30 2009 10:05 AoN.DimSum wrote:
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On July 30 2009 09:58 benjammin wrote:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Drinking_Bacchus_WGAREG001.jpg

"Drinking Bacchus" by Guido Reni



lol the baby is peeing as he drinks


LOL Dimsum, state the obvious more, please <3 :D
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 30 2009 01:16 GMT
#12
disgusting, no?
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-30 01:17:28
July 30 2009 01:17 GMT
#13
On July 30 2009 09:49 IdrA wrote:
sidebar title was much more promising

For some strange reason I burst into laughter when i read this post.

edit: also kurtistheturtle you owe us some baby jews.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 30 2009 01:28 GMT
#14
if these arent enough for jew then your outta luck
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AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
July 30 2009 01:34 GMT
#15
On July 30 2009 10:12 clazziquai wrote:
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On July 30 2009 10:05 AoN.DimSum wrote:
On July 30 2009 09:58 benjammin wrote:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Drinking_Bacchus_WGAREG001.jpg

"Drinking Bacchus" by Guido Reni



lol the baby is peeing as he drinks


LOL Dimsum, state the obvious more, please <3 :D



i never noticed meanie
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 30 2009 01:47 GMT
#16
On July 30 2009 09:52 Ingenol wrote:
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On July 30 2009 09:49 IdrA wrote:
sidebar title was much more promising

Hahahaha, I too wondered where that was going.

Hahaha, so true! Moses, imo.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
July 30 2009 02:12 GMT
#17
Great tricked in to clicking on this horrible blog by the promise of baby jews...my favorite type of jews.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
July 30 2009 02:19 GMT
#18
On July 30 2009 10:47 Archaic wrote:
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On July 30 2009 09:52 Ingenol wrote:
On July 30 2009 09:49 IdrA wrote:
sidebar title was much more promising

Hahahaha, I too wondered where that was going.

Hahaha, so true! Moses, imo.

Lol same here, got disappointed -_-
POGGERS
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
July 30 2009 02:23 GMT
#19
Why are you guys disappointed that there are no baby jews in this thread you sick bastards?
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3395 Posts
July 30 2009 02:31 GMT
#20
I want Baby Jews
김택용 Fighting!
Arnic
Profile Joined January 2009
81 Posts
July 30 2009 02:51 GMT
#21
I thought "baby jewels" was going to be a newly invented slang term for balls.
Now I'm completely terrified by that EXTREMELY HAIRY CHILD.
What the shit.
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
July 30 2009 02:59 GMT
#22
damn, i thought this was a preview of the new Pixar film, "Baby Jew"
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 30 2009 03:20 GMT
#23
now that i think on the course of this blog, I can safely say: TL, what the hell is wrong with you?
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
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