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vx70GTOJudgexv
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3161 Posts
July 25 2009 01:30 GMT
#1
This was too funny not to post. It was my editor-in-chief for a site I write for after he apparently got rolled by a Protoss on Iccup.

+ Show Spoiler [IRC log] +

[21:19] <@IE|peawok> WHEN I SAY 1a
[21:19] <@IE|peawok> YOU SAY PROTOSS
[21:19] <@IE|peawok> 1a
[21:19] <@IE|peawok> protoss
[21:19] <@IE|peawok> 1a protoss
[21:19] <@IE|peawok> now when i say 2a
[21:19] <@IE|peawok> you say protoss
[21:19] <@IE|peawok> 2a
[21:20] <@IE|peawok> protoss
[21:20] <@IE|peawok> 2a
[21:20] <@IE|peawok> protoss
[21:20] <@bd|fenomgp-nx-> STFU
[21:20] <@IE|RedSTEEZY> when i say kill u say bluetank
[21:20] <@IE|RedSTEEZY> kill
[21:20] <@IE|RedSTEEZY> blutank
[21:20] <@IE|peawok> now when i say 3a you say STILL MOTHER FUCKING PROTOSS PEICES OF SHITTY SHIT WHO CANT PLAY A RACE THAT ACTUALLY TAKES MOTHER FUCKING SKILL I FUCKING HATE PROTOSS FAGS IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER THE PROTOSS LIKE IT REALLY WAS IN THE GAMES AND I SWEAR I HOPE THEY ARE ALL FUCKNIG DEAD
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> seriously? ready for protoss micro?
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> okay
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> major battle about to start
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> 1 a 2 a 3 a 4 a
[21:21] <@bd|fenomgp-nx-> STILL MOTHER FUCKING PROTOSS PEICES OF SHITTY SHIT WHO CANT PLAY A RACE THAT ACTUALLY TAKES MOTHER FUCKING SKILL I FUCKING HATE PROTOSS FAGS IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER THE PROTOSS LIKE IT REALLY WAS IN THE GAMES AND I SWEAR I HOPE THEY ARE ALL FUCKNIG DEAD
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> 5 t *click*
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> 6 t *click*
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> 7 t *click*
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> 8 t *click*
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> 9 t *click*
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> 1 a 2 a 3 a 4 a
[21:21] <@IE|peawok> gee gee
[21:22] <@IE|peawok> THATS MOTHER FUCKING IT
[21:22] <@IE|peawok> FUCK
[21:22] * @IE|peawok dies from being mad


***
(-_-) BW for ever. #1 Iris fan.
Tehinf
Profile Joined September 2008
United States192 Posts
July 25 2009 01:32 GMT
#2
haha
"Good, better, best. Never let it rest until your good is better, and your better is best."
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 25 2009 01:33 GMT
#3
ROFL.

AMEN

FUCK PROTOSS

LOLOL

#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
July 25 2009 01:41 GMT
#4
hahaha


-1a2a3a will get old one day, but It hasn't happened yet.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 25 2009 01:43 GMT
#5
On July 25 2009 10:41 Athos wrote:
hahaha


-1a2a3a will get old one day, but It hasn't happened yet.


i bet a lot of people come to this thread and say otherwise
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
July 25 2009 01:43 GMT
#6
HAHA i say 1a you say protoss
정명훈 화이팅!~
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
July 25 2009 01:47 GMT
#7
Wow I hate protoss but lol wow
POGGERS
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
July 25 2009 01:59 GMT
#8
lol protoss is great
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
July 25 2009 02:02 GMT
#9
if protoss is that easy...explain both the current osl and msl please
TheFallofTroy
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada780 Posts
July 25 2009 02:02 GMT
#10
On July 25 2009 10:41 Athos wrote:
hahaha


-1a2a3a will get old one day, but It hasn't happened yet.


I don't think it will every get old lol. I play (1a2a3a)toss and still think the jokes are funny and laugh at how seriously some people take it.
^_^V
ReCharge
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Philippines505 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-25 02:09:12
July 25 2009 02:08 GMT
#11
^ You are way too serious.

@ OP LOL
David Kim for Bonjwa!
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
July 25 2009 02:08 GMT
#12
-_-
1a2a3a will get old. when sc2 comes out. then it will just be 1a xD
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Camlito
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Australia4040 Posts
July 25 2009 02:11 GMT
#13
On July 25 2009 11:02 unit wrote:
if protoss is that easy...explain both the current osl and msl please


Is this all protoss players say nowadays? Seriously.. it's as repetitive as 1a2a3a.
sAviOr...
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
July 25 2009 02:16 GMT
#14
I don't think i would whine on P being the easy race if i was JD, but now im not and FUCKING 1a2a3a noob P's piss me off (:
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 25 2009 02:17 GMT
#15
On July 25 2009 11:08 da_head wrote:
-_-
1a2a3a will get old. when sc2 comes out. then it will just be 1a xD


rofl~!
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 25 2009 02:18 GMT
#16
On July 25 2009 11:02 unit wrote:
if protoss is that easy...explain both the current osl and msl please


stfu and juump on the bandwagon or gtfo!!
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 25 2009 02:19 GMT
#17
lmao all around
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-25 02:28:27
July 25 2009 02:23 GMT
#18
lool, reminds me of this text from a chat: (dont read this if u are underage or dont like rough humor)


"This one's long, but its so worth it:

Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't ******* laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a ******* break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are ******* sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: **** you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a ******* asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmal over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! "




seriously: that guy is an editor-in-chief? he sounds pretty immature.

"What am I supposed to do against this?" - "Lose!" :-]
Azrael1111
Profile Joined July 2008
United States550 Posts
July 25 2009 02:25 GMT
#19
On July 25 2009 11:02 unit wrote:
if protoss is that easy...explain both the current osl and msl please


easy =/= strong... I don't know why almost every protoss makes this point.
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
July 25 2009 02:28 GMT
#20
I understand the humour in this but I didn't find it funny Im sry...
On July 25 2009 11:08 da_head wrote:
-_-
1a2a3a will get old. when sc2 comes out. then it will just be 1a xD

I heard on IW a guy who talked with Dustin Browder said he wanted to make the game so easy to get into that his granma could pick it up and play it ._.
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
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