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A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
July 22 2009 01:53 GMT
#1
The bullet sank slowly into his calf. His tissue felt soft and gummy like marshmellow. He covered the red and pink little hole with his hand attentively, but lost patience with it after nothing happened and he began to knead his calf idly because it felt good. A bulge slowly became more pronounced as time passed. To him, it was hard to tell if the bulge was growing or if it was a trick of the mind, and it actually was remaining the same size. No longer a subtle welling force-- the ever-thinning flesh snapped back; the crescendo of force spat the guts of his leg into the air. A lithe arc of blood sprang after it, following the meteor of flying gore and its attendant specks of flesh. That was Mitzi Farrakhan for you. I hardly knew how to multiply.

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My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 22 2009 01:55 GMT
#2
What?
U Gotta Skate.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 22 2009 01:57 GMT
#3
My mother is a fish.
Hates Fun🤔
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
July 22 2009 01:58 GMT
#4
So it goes
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-22 02:32:51
July 22 2009 01:58 GMT
#5
edit - mod
Karma is a bitch
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
July 22 2009 02:01 GMT
#6
=== |///D would prolly be a better title ;P
wwww
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 22 2009 02:02 GMT
#7
On July 22 2009 10:57 paper wrote:
My mother is a fish.


Haha
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
July 22 2009 02:03 GMT
#8
i'm intrigued, moree
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 22 2009 02:06 GMT
#9
Huh
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
July 22 2009 02:09 GMT
#10
5/5 would read again.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
July 22 2009 02:09 GMT
#11
[image loading]

nomnomnomnomnom
@KawaiiRiceLighT
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-22 02:33:04
July 22 2009 02:12 GMT
#12
edit - mod
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
July 22 2009 02:12 GMT
#13
if you guis didnt get it
• is the bullet
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
July 22 2009 02:15 GMT
#14
I got it, but....

5/5
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 22 2009 02:20 GMT
#15
hahahah me and pachi are giggling in glee
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cause we are handing out bans
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 22 2009 02:26 GMT
#16
On July 22 2009 11:20 Kennigit wrote:
hahahah me and pachi are giggling in glee
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cause we are handing out bans

lmao I was looking at all the banned people and going "coincidence?"
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 22 2009 02:29 GMT
#17
what if someone posted an image macro that had a genuine compliment?!
Hates Fun🤔
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 22 2009 02:45 GMT
#18
Does one exist?
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
July 22 2009 02:48 GMT
#19
On July 22 2009 10:57 paper wrote:
My mother is a fish.


That was the only book I never really got in high school.
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
July 22 2009 03:00 GMT
#20
Must admit that was well written. Elaborate, please.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
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